Jake The Muss

Dumb are getting dumber, i remember not so long ago that stupid cuntheaded phase where wankers would leave their car stereo on, get out the moving car and dance along to the crap that was playing. Society is in full flow now at dumbing down the population.

Love to hear about your long stay in hospital trying this, you fat lump of offal.

Shit & Jizz, probably the sluts replacement meal !!

Looks like he has just shot his bolt or shit himself....

Exactly what i expected, fuck all !!

From Norwich, explains everything, the batteries exploded because of the fucking webbing in the way.

I have no emotional attachment to trumpets wall Doc, i don't live there so couldn't give a toss, just pointing out what a complete thick cunt Jim is.

Perhaps he has a big hampton, never judge a book !!

Ding needs to make a come back, his spasticitis is amazing to behold.

Well fuck the little old lady who lives up the road's dried up cunt !! Spastic has a new face, ladies & gentleman & Punky i give you Super mong Mr. Jim Acosta. This dozy pond life flid made a video in protest to Trumps wall, in the video he says there is no immigrants and no danger, well that's because he was standing next to some steel slats..thus proving old trumpet correct and why he wants the fucking wall, you incredible halfwit !! Should of went to another part of the border where there isn't such security in place. Have a look at this serious dunce. Welcome to America and have a flid of a day...Fuck Off !!

OK, i will bring mine.

It's an old story that pre-dates Jesus by thousands of years in ancient history.

Never mind, help is on it's way..PM me your address and i will be round soon to claw hammer him and shove his Xbox up his arse. Then i can give your muff a good old buttering. just have the nun costume ready.

The Aussies couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag, they have a solid bowling attack but we can easy match that, we have the edge on the batting which will see us to a series win, but it will be close as England;s batting line-up isn't consistent. We have a top class ODI side which can match anyone and i fancy our chances if they deal with the pressure well.

How's the knob cheese punky, have you buttered any assholes lately..

Sounds like an immaculate conception OB, the rapture is close..other news, i am thinking of becoming the patron saint of thrashaholics.

Well, someone has a cross to bare..

At least you know grammar..the mind boggles at what you could achieve if you go for it..

I come back after my joyful pagan festival to be greeted with an outrageous fable from a self-appointed manc hardman. Fuck off with this fairytale you marsupial looking cuntbreed.!!

Straying slightly off topic, i was up town a couple of weeks back and i needed a gypsy's kiss.Found a public toilet and fuck my eye out, the cleaners was going about their work amongst the stench of piss and noisy little cuntbreeds, one of the cleaners was a young lady, she directed me to a free cubicle. Now the weird thing is, i never thought nothing of it but i did after i left.Bet they don't allow male cleaners in the ladies, so more double warped mutated snowflake standards. These rancid cunts need to be wiped out for good, i'm fucking sick of it, i want them all exterminated asap !!

That's could be about right, while the ragheads are still engulfed in their primitive culture and slaying every motherfucker...but breeding as normal (albeit with goats as well) the rest of the population will have transgendered out of existence.

Counter-sarcasm is obviously above you Scrote..EH ? Happy pagan day to you too..

Now this is a proper cunting D, you wasn't drinking when you posted this one was you ? A+ Anyone's guess where this all going to end, in tears of menstrual bleeding i bet...especially the males.

How's the French revolution going numb nuts ?

This is a really bad nomination D, have you developed a webbed mouth to go with your feet...and obviously the webbing on your hands are hindering your limited typing skills.