Jake The Muss

She needs to turn it in now the clumsy old whore, she has had more pricks than a thousand dartboards.

No kebab tonight ?

Yeah, bunch of professional ponces, i always say yeah no problem mate, then i undo my jacket to get the smokes and then they change their minds and do the indian...must be something to do with the blood stained hammers they catch a glimpse at.

Plays a murderous game like Keyser Söze...it doesn't exist.

D, you stupid squirt of jaffa jizz, caught with your knickers down..What a thick Cunt !!

Let's not stop there, let's make it textured paint adding some brains and bone fragments.

We are still failing at the top of the order but the rest of the team looks solid. Keaton Jennings sucks fucking big elephant dicks, well he might just as well with the way he is batting.

They're more than welcome at my place foe a very short stay..Mmm..i'm thinking the basement needs a new lick of something.

Just blast the fuckers off in to space and let them float around like the cunts they are.

Even a wicked cunt like myself has to admit, that's a good rant, unlike your other shit, that did make me laugh..CUNT!!

The nightmare would be that he is still alive.

I don't give a royal shit, they have to go.

It depends on how you want to love Jimmy, i will stick to watching Jim bowl.

OK Deal....well apart from the Queen, i want that old reptilian whore gone, along with all the other royal leeches.

Scotty, you have a heart of gold but shit for brains, while being left with three such elders while the cuntbrain family swan off on holiday, it could only end in tears. May i suggest that if the family lay any blame on you that you might add those selfish cunts to the deceased list.

The burka is an out of date oppressive item of clothing that has no place in Western society. Which it is oppressive, primitive, authoritarian bollocks to be honest. These women are not allowed to express their freedom as an individual because of the religious fairy tale they have been made to follow. Why don't they all fuck off to a primitive country that loves this bullshit, i was thinking about wearing a balaclava in the street come winter, a man has to keep warm and to express my civil rights.

You have !! Fuck off !!

G'Day D, you will be pleased to know that old Mick is retiring from the corner as i have more important things to attend, like torturing and making porn films...take it easy sport and you never know when i might pop up next.. Welcome to Australia Cock Suckers !!

Strewth mate, i think you should come and do some work with me, there's a batch of Eastern Europeans bastards in the area, will keep us busy for the rest of the year.

I know that feeling Eric, old Mick's death sentence would last several months, i once had some poor bastard on a hook for a few months, feeding them on kangaroo testicles and redbacks, just keeping them alive was a real challenge.

No idea who these Aussie bastards you're referring to are, are they famous ?

With all respects Snowy me old mate, you can always fuck off you stupid bastard.

These pair of cunts are the last members of the Beatles..No !! not that stupid chick pommy band from the 60's but a pair of pommy ISIS slags, up for trial with and hopefully a death sentence, which old Mick would love to carry out. Now i don't have a problem with a bit of playful torture but these two dingbats are cowardly ugly bastards. They are a bit upset at not getting a fair trial because they have had their British Citizenship stripped, i mean, what did they expect ...a couple of Knighthoods !!

That's not very nice of you sport, just to think i was going to kill you last, a nice slow torture for you, you fucking stupid bastard.

I could tell you. But then I'd have to kill you. Remember you stupid bastard..you never know where I might pop up!