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Jake The Muss

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  1. Did he hit his fucking great big shonker on the pavement picking it up..?
  2. What a boring unfunny cuntbreed, must be a relation of Lady P. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG9kuUw1ssE
  3. what sort of utter fucking retard fails to notice a double decker bus or 44 ton lorry approaching as they attempt to cross the road? People who are Blind & Deaf...and the Stupid..plenty of the latter on here
  4. Why don't you just hop in her snatch like a little Joey.
  5. Off course not, that would be silly, oh can you remove your shoes when you enter the corner.
  6. Certainly, but you don't and if you're telling me that's your attempt at sarcasm then it's as lame as your bird brain, you're not going to worm your way out of this battering, deletion of your account will save face though.
  7. I will be round soon with Tarzan's head, you can mount it on a spike at the front of your castle and in return, all i ask is for a couple of those wild viking bitches to do terrible things to me. Better still, do you have any nuns ?
  8. Who's upset now, you gonna cry, you little puddle of Lady P's piss.
  9. Hopefully the poor cunts houses you visit don't mind the smell of cheese, i can see them now, guessing if the smell of cheese is coming from your club feet or your unwashed cock.
  10. No, as i have said, shoes with mud and Shit on them are removed in my household, you have lost this one already and i haven't broke sweat, can't you read ?
  11. I don't think this nom is sincere as Tarzan lives in Lady Prune's makeshift shed, besides all that, you only have to remove your shoes if your shoes have mud or shit on them. That's why there is cleaning products for carpets and flooring, in the 777 household we clean the floors and carpets regular, so no need for this lame brained nom. Fuck off Tarzan with this utter useless boring nom.
  12. Another one of Lady Prune's love children, fuck off Al and go and suck on her third nipple.
  13. I have decided P has to go, the smell is unbearable and i will be doing the corner a favor by executing this horrid old fossil, will chop her up at the cunt farm.
  14. Just for you Tarzan, you horrible little shit brick, get ready for the pain Cunt !!
  15. You're either banging the saggy arse off old smelly P or you're her retarded love child that she gave birth to just before her minge seized up. You're equally as boring.
  16. P, go and play with your rotting unmaintained lady garden.
  17. Licking bumholes again i see Tarzan. Superb work !!
  18. Show the newbie how it's done Tarzan, try swinging off the edge of a cliff.
  19. If i'm honest, i think she needs to be put out of her misery, the smell and brain damage is taking it's toll on the sardine smelling old wench.
  20. Newbie, my arse, this is complete toss.
  21. Could you film yourself committing harakiri.. Fuck off you old limp whore.
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