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Jake The Muss

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  1. 5 minutes ago, Frank said:

    I don’t want it. Let me tell you something, Bend. I was over at Step In Reflexology in Soho this afternoon for a hour’s foot rub. I’ve been going for years. Did you know that by prodding away at the foot with a Gua Sha wand, one can tell exactly how many units of alcohol have been consumed in the past seven days?

    I must say Frank, you're an ungrateful cunt, i offer you first the Barry LP and you don't want it. As for the other issue you rightly raise, i know all about it Frank as my sexy Nigerian neighbour gives me foot rubs when the missus is at Aqua.

  2. On 14/06/2023 at 09:06, Frank said:

    I think I’m about to find myself on the wrong side of the law Ed. My little dachsie hates the blacks with a passion. He instinctively knows they’re bad to the bone. They in turn.. all of them, think he’s the devil. 

     

     

     

     

    Frank, i have just got a signed copy of Barry Manilow's Tryin' To Get The Feeling LP, Spanish pressing, very rare.

    Make me an offer cunt ?

  3. Never heard of this wannabee influencer but on watching the painful video, i can honestly say that i would love to bury a victorian iron in to his cunthead and push his ballbag in to an angle grinder.

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  4. 2 hours ago, King Billy said:

    Pfizer/BioNTech could launch their latest ‘totally safe and totally effective’ experimental cocktail in a blitz of advertising, call it ‘The final solution’ and the cuntess would be showing Holly and Phil the nonce how jumping the queue should be done, with both sleeves rolled up and insisting that she must have two doses because she’s vastly more intelligent than everyone else and civilisation would immediately collapse without her. 

    I'm convinced that Roops is Yuval Noah Harari's empty ballbag.

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  5. 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

    Jeez, idiocy is still alive and well.

    After falling flat on his face from the debacle of his last bacofoil-clad theory, the OP has not learned from past lessons and we now have an equally demented punter revisiting his "germ theory" in which there is no such thing as communicable disease, only 'bad chemistry' from within.

    My employers have sent me abroad to bang some heads together and am not too sure when I'm back so unfortunately I don't have much time to get stuck in.

    Get back in your box, you delusional ginger witch.

  6. 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    Oh fuck me Billy, you've done it now. I can hear the welsh boudica unscrewing the Hardy's cab sav, the cracking of knuckles and the firing up of the laptop as she settles in to an all nighter of googling to challenge the veracity of your post.

    May god have mercy on your soul. Nay, may god have mercy on all of us.

    God has nothing to do with this, Roops is a fucking demonic mentalist and needs another injection.

  7. 30 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

    Excess deaths are through the roof. It must be caused by the cost of living crisis, war in Ukraine, plastic in the sea or ice caps melting... Anything but the 'vaccines' and Covid 19... What a fucking piss take, I'm sure most decent folk (like myself and @King Billy) who weren't stupid enough to have any 'vaccine' look upon the 'vaccinated' with pity. Imagine waking up everyday wondering if you're going to keel over after having the jabs. The same jabs Boris the Bellend was going on about that Christmas, calling getting a jab a gift to one's family or friends (whilst partying and breaking social distancing rules and scoffing and drinking like a fat cunt), enabling you to have Christmas dinner knowing you're 'vaccinated'. What a pile of cunt, the useless fucking jabs never stopped transmission but seem to be the cause of a lot of these unexplained deaths. 

    Mrs Roops is away tomorrow, getting her 174th jab. Lol.

     

     

    I never had any of the clot juice and would go even further and say that germ theory is still theory and a fucking fraud masterminded by the Rockefellers, using Louis Pasteur as their puppet, even Pasteur on his death bed conceded that Antoine Bechamp was right and the terrain is everything, that's why these DIC's (demons in charge) have used the terrain against us (chemtrails) for decades and probably longer.

    It's always been eugenics for profit...i say that with confidence as these puppet cunts have made millions and some billions, alongside the death rate soaring off the radar in every country since the jabs started. It's the common denominator but the zombie nations are too busy looking at and using their smart phones to notice.

    Fuck the lot of em.

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  8. It's the same players behind all the agendas leading up to the 2030 UN Sustainable global goals agenda. All under the cover story for our wellbeing. Yeah the Governments have always had our best interests close to their transhuman hearts...of course silly me.

    Nothing to do with controlling and monitoring every fucking part of your life.

    https://www.africanpromise.org.uk/charity-work/supporting-the-sustainable-development-goals/

     

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  9. 4 hours ago, and said:

    Lovely bloke, always the first to get the whores and the charlie sorted for his guests, can't grumble at that (unlike some of the cunts on here who can't walk it like they talk it @Decimus@Old Chap Raasclaat)

    LOL

    I'm not a violent man but i would love to kick an hole in your chest.

    You stupid fucking retard spastic fucking cunt.

  10. On 08/06/2023 at 13:37, and said:

    Jakob, the thread is open to anyone, or haven't you grasped the concept of CC yet.

    Maybe if they start privatising certain threads, some people could be excluded?

    Though, why anybody would pay to read any of your pointless, psychopathic, drivel, is beyond me.

    As it stands, you'll just have to take the rough with the smooth, as the Bishop and the Rabi said to the actress.

    You really are the simpleton for the ages.

  11. 5 hours ago, and said:

    I had considered posting 'cricket's for irons', I then realised, I can't think of any cricket cuntbreeds who've confessed to 'batting for the other side🏳️‍🌈

    Does anybody know if there are any?

    Just curious (but not bi-curious)

    Get off my thread, you fluoride guzzling, semi-conscious spastic fucking cunt.

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  12. On 31/05/2023 at 17:09, and said:

    You would've been even richer if I hadn't borrowed some of it off you!

    Thanks mate, you're a real pal.👼

    Everytime you login, your brain degrades more and more. It's pathetic and pitiful to witness.

    You undesirable stack of slash, fuck off.

  13. On 15/04/2023 at 09:23, Mrs Roops said:

    Someone was a bit needy last night...

    Eew, all over your chin as well.

    Physician, heal thyself

    Why? As far as I recall, Unicoin has never been mentioned on The Corner, certainly not as part of a conspiracy.

    Well, good luck in explaining the "analogy" as the metaphor is an idiomatic expression, but no worries.

    Anyway, I presume this is the same James E Trainor who was nominated by Trump for the post of FEC Commissioner, a reward for work done on the presidential campaign. The position was confirmed by the Republican controlled Senate only after they voted to guillotine the nomination debate. Trainor is correct in saying that the charges are not a campaign finance or a reporting violation. He omits to say that the 34 charges relate to falsifying financial ledger inputs of which Trump's chief New York bean-counter is now serving time for another raft of false accounting. My one reservation about this is that Trump's offences are listed as felonies rather than misdemeanours, of which the latter ordinarily attract a slap on the wrist by way of a fine. Trump would be extremely unfortunate if he ends up in an orange jumpsuit over this but he has far more serious legal problems ahead of him elsewhere. 

    If the MSM told you that eating your neighbours cats shit was good for you, then you would lap it up..as you really are that brainwashed and forever stupid.

    Fuck off.

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  14. 12 hours ago, Frank said:

    A wine glass with mind-your-measure lines, twenty Mayfair and a TCL pensioner’s telephone. The life of Riley. 

    Frank, i have a VG++ copy of Cliff Richards first 45 for sale, Indian pressing.

    Very rare 45 Frank, yours for £150. 

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  15. 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

    No doubt it was too embarrassing to answer the question by deflecting to the Biden laptop conspiracy, yet another join-the-imaginary-dots of faux dramas that is fast disappearing up it's own fundament despite the amateurish attempts of Jim Jordan, Chair of the House Judiciary Committee, to write the rules as he goes along.

    As for your intemperate outburst, one wonders why The Corner's most gullible punter ever who has previously admitted to not caring if his discourse is factually true or not and furthermore, has stated that most of what he posts is "shit" should paradoxically howl like a banshee when called out. Genius. :rolleyes:

    Stay warm.

    You're a fucking delusional idiot freak, period, the end.

    Piss off and go and pluck your ginger pubes from your overly used cunt bucket.

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