Jake The Muss

40 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

 

Frank give it a rest as it's embarrassing to witness, i don't mean the video, though that's bad enough.

Sometimes i'st best to turn the other cheek and just get along and don't encourage the Roops cretin, it's demonic at the best of times.

Just looking out for you pal.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Jake The Muss, what did you say? I’m fucking confused. Can some cunt clarify this fucking shit.

I clearly called the Lamb a retard and somehow in it's spastic mind, it aligned it to you when you quoted me. 

Just ignore the silly Larry as it's completly off it's tits.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Please don’t ever put me fucking third on a list Fends. Imagine checking your hammers and finding they’d been painted pink. That’s what it feels like.

Apologies Eric, i get where you are coming from.

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, if that's the case there would've been no need earlier this morning for your masterclass in how not to obfuscate and deflect, would there? In any case you clearly described the notion of 'bad chemistry' from within causing you to contract the clap or covid as "hilarious" despite your year old assertion of it "making sense".

Jake, I going to impart a kindness by way of some advice; when in a swamp of one's own making one should stop wriggling, otherwise you'll just sink further and further into the ordure.

FFS, i don't know how Bill puts up with you as you have already bored me silly, you just think you're right all the time when most of the time it's obvious you're wrong.

Do me a favor, have the last word and then fuck off with your delusions of grandeur. Cunt.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Conveniently you don't answer the question...but colour me incredulous, one would have thought that a person who spouts contradictory bollox would the ultimate in up-his-own-ass narcissistic slapperism to the point of having a narcissistic personality disorder, no?

Oh i see, that question. To be clear you're hilarious, if you trace back you will see that i have already stated that but that obviously escaped you as your uncontrollable tantrum got the better of you.

Enjoy the sunshine you thick minger.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I will say the same to you as I will say to @Decimus, @Jake The Muss, @Wolfie, @Ape™️ and a few other nonentities .. unlike you and those others I have mentioned I am happy and content with my lot in life. .. enjoy or should I say endure your day.

Don't mention me in your banal ramblings....get your hello kitty camera out and take some pictures of trains.

Fuck off.

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Thank you for the third-rate exercise in obfuscation and deflection. Either the "bad chemistry" theory "makes sense" or its "hilarious", so which is it? You're just another bar-room bore who spouts nonsense on the fly so you can appear erudite and insightful. Instead you tie yourself up in knots FFS.

And you're just another up their own ass narcissist slapper.

13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

You may well find it hilarious but that's exactly the scenario that you promoted...

If its any consolation, I doubt you had the attention span necessary to view the utterly bonkers theories that apparently "made sense" to you 

Well firstly, you shouldn't assume anything you can't back up...and i have viewed the mentioned content all the way through a couple of times as the information contained within is very bold to say the least. So a couple of views to have a better understanding of what is being said.

Secondly, unless you have viewed the content, then you really don't have an argument and nothing to debate with.

Thirdly, fuck off and do some knitting.

5 hours ago, Frank said:

I'm at Glastonbury Bend. Here to see Elton. Tune in.. Rick's about to go on!

Why would you want to see that fat talentless vaccine promoting old queen. 

Can we have a video with your wig blowing in the wind.

12 minutes ago, Frank said:

I like you, bend, you know that. Choose your battles.. you're making Snowy look like an academic. 

I don't like your meandering towards me Frank.

Change course NOW or i will send you that Barry Manilow LP.

15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Well get a better tempered dog or buy an hamster and watch it running on its wheel.

No thanks, i like a dog to have dog aggression which i control, keeps the immigrants in their place.

Fuck off and count trains.

18 minutes ago, Frank said:

Bend what on earth is going on in your tiny mind? 

Don't know Frank, i think it's LSD influence.

Apart from killing myself, what should i do ?

2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Fender .. take a leaf out of you Uncle Frank's book and buy yoursel a little dog and take it for walks, it will calm you down.

I have a dog already you stupid fucking cunt as you well know...and she is more mad and angry than me and would bite a chunk out of you on first sight of you.

As i reply, she is chewing through a wall to get a piece of the cunt nieghbour.

Oh, mind your fucking conk, nose ointment.

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, its not rocket science but its a given that everyone on this site is cleverer than you.

Anyway Jake, you should calm down otherwise you'll disturb the balance of your precious bodily fluids which will turn on you and give the clap or covid or something.

That's hilarious.

Fuck off again.

34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Naturally you ignore the bleedin' obvious why certain punters seemingly occupy the LB on a permanent basis but as your employers won't allow you to operate any tools that have moving parts, one shouldn't be too surprised.

Wow, how did i miss that and you work that out.

At this point i have to ask, are you naturally stupid or do you work on it on a daily basis, a bit of both i reckon.

Fuck off.

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Well thanks very bastarding fucking much, Jako! Cunt.

Some wildcards DC, the ones i mentioned and a couple of others like Spunk guzzler Ape, Drew, Carl and Panzy boy. All mentioned don't deserve to be in the top 50 let alone anywhere near the leaderboard.

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's a distressing state of affairs, Bend, Withers even popped his head up on there last week. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it stinks.

It does, the leaderboard usually consists of you, Billy and Eric with a wildcard. 

It's some of those wildcards that is disturbing and i don't like it, i like to login and see normality, not the likes of Roops, Pen, Ass-holes or even that stupid fucking retard Lamb.

On 21/06/2023 at 00:27, camberwell gypsy said:

And the Ashes. The Aussies would have sussed bazball out after this so I can see England folding.

To have any chance I'd ditch Anderson as he done fuck all in this test and bring in Wood ( if he's fit), Foakes to take the gloves and bring in Surrey's Jack's for Moheen. 

At this rate, Anderson will be bowling from his fucking zimmer frame if the cunt dosen't retire.

On 20/06/2023 at 23:08, Decimus said:

I know literally next to nothing about cricket, other than it is mainly played by queers, northerners, pakis and posh cunts and is thus a load of fucking shit.

But even I raised an eyebrow when I read about the early declaration, and lo and behold it's bit the queerbashing, ginger cunt in his red, hairy fucking arse.

Who knows what possessed him, but that's what happens when you allow a child with no morals to make important decisions.

More worring is how that Ginger Minger Roops has made the leaderboard, i thought you had that shit locked down.

3 hours ago, ProfB said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html

40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish.

I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html

😬

Good evening everyone.

Love ProfB XXX

Choke yourself.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Class nom. .. I bert that they are hiding out with Elvis and Lord Lucan.

Dumb fucking cunt.

On 19/06/2023 at 17:00, camberwell gypsy said:

Another fuck up from Bairstow lets the Paki off the hook. 

Stokes should never have declared when he did, Root was 118 not out and could have got England another 30-40 runs which would have made it more difficult for the Aussies to chase...Stokes needs to pull his dick in sometimes.

I believe that declaration cost England the match.

On 19/06/2023 at 15:45, and said:

Coming from you, I take that as a compliment, much more civil than 'I'd like to smash your head in with a brick' 😉

Shut your fucking thick mouth or i will smash your head flat.

5 hours ago, and said:

That's just downright disrespectful, learn some fuckin' manners, you cunt.

Serious question Ass-Holes, how many jabs have you had ?

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Good Evening @Ape™️ ..how is it hanging?

Fuck off, you badly augmented spastic.