ratcum
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Those folding pizzas (calzone?) make perfect sense now
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Those folding pizzas (calzone?) make perfect sense now
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I used to think his as well Gongly but just like the holocaust, there's something for everyone.
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poof
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In theory it's possible for a bloke to fuck a female gorilla
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I once hurt myself with a flossing wand 7s. I don't know if that helps at all?
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I sense your pain Stickly
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I'd ask for a doggy bag and chortle at my own cleverness
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Will do Scotto. These are dark times we are living in.
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What happens if he has a sticky Kleenex in his pocket? Or a choir?
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you were fuckin mad then and you still are now and I love you for it.
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He threatened to kill himself if I wasn't banned on some trumped up charge of genocidal mania. He was quite mad.
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In years gone by, Lady P would regale us with tales of Linux and Firefox. Flinty and Benny would cuddle up by the fire and judy would call me a Nazi.
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How did this thread get onto all things German? Oh wait a minute...
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yes
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Cunt, you're speaking in tongues or that bollocks that Harry Potter did. Parcelforce of summat.
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What the fuck are you on about Stickly? Well someone had to say it.
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I love the way the van they arrive in looks like a cop van and is rather grandly liveried as an 'INCIDENT UNIT'. Yeah right, strimming a few thistles is a big deal for some folk I suppose.
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The yanks should stick to what they know: bombing people they don't understand and those they do understand, bombing them even more.
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One these lily livered peaceniks told me she could eat meat if it was from a bin. This is called 'freegan' apparently. Fuckin stroll on.
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Lovely sentiment and just the medicine these Z listers deserve. Mrs Mothra pointed out one BBC wallah who's going on Strictly. Never seen his skanky arse in my life.
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instead of a little bit of sick, I sometimes get a small, hard, almost sculpted pellet of phlegm. Thanks
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I would say with 'savoir faire' but I've never smoked French ones
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Even more spooky is that whilst typing my soft toy sentence, I nearly re-did it for the rotund little earwig. Are you a multi ID I've forgotten about Cuntly?
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Rather than having abortions (horrible things), why not have the fuckin babies and throw them live into the new Robot Wars arena?
