Wolfie

Sometimes, though not often, I believe we are kindered spirits. My weapon of choice used to be an Eskrima stick (about 1/3rd sawn & rounded off), made of heavier oak instead of the usual lightweight rattan, which fits well against the body & under a coat. I keep it in the back of my car for emergencies these days, such as getting cornered by a bunch of Romanian car-washing thieves. As you'll know, there's a nicer breed of dog-walker in the countryside than in the city, so a Ray Mears hazel walking stick works well to keep cows away – as well as being stealthy and good at inflicting lots of damage (there's a fair share of pikeys ((with shitty dogs)) in rural Devon), and much better than something unnecessary such as a knife.

pipe down i knew , you wouldnt be able to clarify you.number sn percentages withany kind of evidence ( you made them up) .,If your goin to get involved.in a worthy discussion then you need to verify your arguments with proof ,not clutch at numbers you believe to be correct because you (and I quote) "fail to see what difference they would make" .. I thought you were an idiot. in the making from outset.I was willing to give u a chance , but youve proven me correct. You colossal thickwit , prepare you're asshole .

u still cant get the grasp of punctuaTion , can u dick,head . You're coming across as a lower set GCSE politics student. Let me quote some of the facts you've bellowed out: "uk crime rate would finish by 2 thirds virtually overnight 34%of those in prison are of non Caucasian decent The mean average of population of these "types" is under 13% I think 75% is Conservative" So, I ask again: where did you source your numbers from? Hopefully they've not been plucked on a whim. Put up some evidence to backup your claim, you slapdash punch-drunk minnow. You're conversing with adults now. And get yourself an avatar. You've been warned, again.

OK, so back these claimed facts up with evidence. I'm all ears but I'd like to see some web links, editorial, graphs et al. to form an opinion.

It's as though I'm being haunted beyond the grave, Billy.

Agreed, because I'd rather see those of this ilk deported than kept alive in our prisons. But is it possible immigrants are responsible for approximately 2/3rds of UK crime, when the demographic is 87% white British? Can you back this up with some facts?

She looks like the kind of brute who takes a dump with the toilet door wide open, much like our own @camberwell gypsy

Well done for keeping it British Eddie, unlike Billy, who opted for an F40.

Fucking hell Billy, I accept you really hate her... but how do you know she's fat? Have you stumbled upon a grainy 1996 pic of her on some hairy ginger fanny site?

Actually Eddie, I'm a little more concerned about Roops. Look below and you'll see she's missed three coons in a row, despite a couple of moderating visits. Have you been spiking her Prosecco with diazepam, to make time for a younger model?

Admittedly my vision isn't what it used to be (my glasses have working lenses), but I honestly thought I saw TWO iced drinking glasses on your table... but then I realised you took the photo. Thank God you've got this website. Let's have another video Frank, your impression of Eddie w-w-was b-brilliant... so how about another? You owe Neil one, too, for his superb Italian job, mocking your beloved little pooch getting one up the 'arris, lol. You lonely wanker.

Yeah? If there was an annual Corner award for accidental, impulse spontaneity, in which you appear to have unwittingly quoted my post, deleted my entire comment, and then cut & pasted SC's "This site needs some weeding" directly in its place, you'd win it with some ease. Needless to say, I don't believe you. Your kiddie comment at the start of your most recent guise has already put you on thin ice with some others, and your defence of Huw 'midnight BBC wanker' Edwards was as well argued as a nonsensical 14 year-old school girl, a particular disposition you're probably more familiar with than most. Think of this as a gentle forewarning.

I didn't write that, which means you deleted my words and cut & pasted SC's material into my quote. Don't fabricate things I didn't say, just to garner a like from Shetland Schlong & Rabbi Faggot. It's a clear breach of site rules, ol'Cocky, which I'm quite sure @Admin won't miss.

I don't like blocking people. It ruins the continuity of the thread, making it more broken and stuttered. But it is nice to login and not be hit with a barrage of utter shite. Admin will undoubtedly be aware of the 3-4 dickheads who are ruining this site for most others, but as there's no rule-breaking per se, the plight will fall on deaf ears. Harold's next.

Lol, it never loses its charm Eric. The old Playstation controller also gets a dusting off once in a while.

Do you have a duo of Jez Beadle hands navigating your phone keypad? Otherwise your spaces and punctuation illustrate that of a slow, mentally delayed teen on nitrous oxide or poppers, attempting to key away at speed despite some retarded T-rex condition. An avatar would be a good thing, too. You've been warned.

Seriously though, where's the nearest place you can let rip in it, with speed cameras absolutely everywhere? Do you do track days? Or is it just for the prestige, Eddie, such as rocking up at the KFC drive-thru on a Friday on your way home from the car wash?

So you've been typing while driving, as it appears written. What a colossal shame you are so near to the potential threat of a nuclear blast, which means you may not suffer weeks of radiation poisoning while dying in the most painful, agonising, torturous way possible – a direct analogy that can be made with reading any of your comments.

Unlike olive coon @Frank, you don't strike me as the type who inherits wealth Ed; a badboy-dun-good grafter, if you will. But I think you'll agree driving that thing in a pair of old Loake brogues is a bit like decanting a bottle of 2012 reserve Chateauneuf du Wank into a £5.99 set of Tesco wine glasses. So how much is daily hire on such a beast, including insurance?

Didn't you receive a couple from Pen, Billy?

If anyone is planning on submitting the most shit nom possible, which looks as though it's been put together by a teenage chav plagued with learning difficulties who's recently passed his or her driving test, then this surely provides the ideal template.

So how would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10, Gyps? For instance, Claudia Schiffer 10/10, Sarah Greene 8/10, Liza Tarbuck 6/10, Ann Widdecombe 1/10... ok, 2.

Velkom to ze club, Herr Brusch.