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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

I bet the Wangs are the big money in the area. You can just see their high powered foreign supercar at the top of the lane.

One of the caravans in the foreground obscures the fact Mr & Mrs Wang's car is on bricks. These supercars, especially prestigious MGs such as this, are expensive to maintain.

On 11/01/2017 at 7:12 PM, Manky said:

Life is cheap but death is free.

Not if you opt for euthanasia in Switzerland.

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Something tells me that cat drinking out of the puddle next to the questionable looking van is no longer with us, though...

No.6's neighbours sold it to Mr & Mrs Wang at no.13 to afford a bin.

4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

At least the people at number 6 are trying. Unlike their neighbours they have a real bin to put their rubbish in.

Those next door to no.6 may not be able to afford a bin, but at least they're saving on heating bills by putting their sofa outside to watch TV.

17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't forget the Muslims trading white slaves as late as the 18th century. They did snatch raids on the Devon and Cornish coast 

'...snatch raids'. Is this ambiguous?

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Lives?  You have 8 left.

Seven. I took a crap in the neighbour's garden on the way home from the pub last night.

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

Fucking purrrfect.

Thanks. Thought you might miss the pun by a whisker.

12 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I can't believe you said that 'Bove. Please join the crucifixion queue on the left

He can still claw his way out of it.

As much as £160 for a Robbie Williams ticket? I'd rather sell my arse on the streets of London, giving the profits to an illegal Romanian peasant seeking a British passport than allow this cuntfart to get a penny of my money.

5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Padres don't half bugger about with it though.

Our Father in heaven,

hallowed be your name,

your kingdom come,

your will be done,

on earth as in heaven.

Give us today our daily bread.

Forgive us our sins

as we forgive those who sin against us.

Save us from the time of trial

and deliver us from evil.

For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours

now and for ever. Amen.

What, in the name of buggery-fuck, is that all about then? No wonder they don't get much crowd sing-alongs at their gigs if they keep fucking about with the lyrics?

'as we forgive those who sin against us.'

Written, clearly, before the birth of Tony Blair.

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

What this thread needs is a musical interlude.

Emanci-motherfucking-pator of the slaves!

What a good phone you've got, Cuntybaws.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

♫ Here we come
walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Every normal person we meet

Hey hey we're the Punkees
And people say we Punkey around
But we're too busy swinging
With every butch man, LOL

We go wherever we want
Looking for bottoms to raid
We don't have time to get restless
Fuck you all we hope you get fucking AIDS

We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the old generation, cretin
And we're all horrendously gay ♫

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Can't be racist if it's white on white. I'm sure Punkers likes a bit of white on white as well. Golfers like gripping shafts

*sighs*

58 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

Not all vegans are like that.

Lucy Watson.

It looks as though she could do with a bit of meat on her, as well in her.

20 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

SUP

ERC

ELL

Should ever you escape the excitement of The Cotswolds, there's a job here for you, to talk to my freshly painted walls.

I have mixed feelings here. But the long and short of it is this: each to their own. If you wish to eat meat, that is your choice, and if you decide to not eat meat, that is also fine. Most people have enough intelligence to know exactly how the farm-plate process comes about.

The mixed bit is this. I do think it's OK to eat animals bred for the purpose of human consumption, however, isn't it best to ensure they've not suffered lives in concrete and slaughtered appropriately?

I used to know a chap called Marc Gurney, who was a right nasty little chavvy cunt, whom I recall fingering lots of girls at middle school. I suspect it's not the same person. As for vegan Marc, I can't comment because I've never seen him on TV, heard him on the radio, or read anything he's written. I have however just Googled him briefly. Do you have something you can upload, gypsy? 

32 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Another cunt who thinks she is above us mere mortals as she has the unbelievable talent to play make-believe for a living. The silly old slag has no right to claim any moral high ground.

In 2003, she gave convicted child molester Roman Polanski a standing ovation after he was awarded an Oscar at the Academy Awards. She saluted a child molester – a deviant who had sex with a 13-year-old girl after drugging her.

 

I've just watched the silly cow's 'emotive' speech. In my opinion, Rodney Trotter remains her most iconic character. 

47 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Meryl Streep made a cunt of herself last night crying her way through her attack of Donald Trump and the way he allegedly mocked a disabled reporter. 

“It kind of broke my heart when I saw it, and I still can’t get it out of my head, because it wasn’t in a movie. It was real life,” she said.

If Streep has indeed become an advocate for the disabled, why didn’t she use her platform to reach out to the disabled man who was tortured live on Facebook?

Not a word about the mentally-challenged boy who last week was tortured live on Facebook for a half an hour by four young African-American adults who were screaming racial and anti-Trump expletives.

Oh and fuck off.

Has this been done in anticipation for the latest promotion of Horsewoman's career?

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

LET ME RECORD STRAIGHT FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL: I hate Chinese Mollish Dancers!

You really are a fucking reservoir of utter cockcheese, aren't you?

30 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

As is also Fox Hunting, Badger Baiting and Muffing the Mule. I am not against Morriser's as such, am just slightly put-out by their plight of today.

Ben Fogel is a Cunt.

All the more reason, therefore, to hold onto a tradition which is harmless. Your comment oozes hypocrisy, though, seeing as you were only yesterday making a mockery of dogs being slaughtered by the Chinese.

2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

From my understanding this latest strike has nothing to do with the employee's personal financial gain and all to do with cutting staff on an already outdated and antiquated system that''s seeing and increase passengers. The fare paying passengers and the staff deserve better than what TFL's intentions are so you should be supporting the strikers instead of undermining them.

While I agree in principle, London Underground staff are notorious for being pretty well paid so far as public goods/services go. With this recent debacle, as with most, it's passengers who lose out.

At this present moment in time, I would welcome Gazza's return to the England football team.

Hecklers of Birmingham: get fucked. Morris dancing is part of England's fast-disappearing, unique culture. If it was a traditional Hindu or Islamic ritual, for example, not only would it have been allowed to continue in public, the hairy fanny brigade from The Guardian or BBC would have been sitting among the haze of BO and female mustaches to actively promote its cause.

It's about time British people stood up to this bullshit.

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's horrible seeing him like it. When my daughter was 4 we saw him at Disney world Florida. I asked him for a picture with her and he was brilliant. Very charming and was lovely to her. 

I don't doubt it. Not so nice to his former wife Cheryl, was he?

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Someone's already asked me that haven't they?

I didn't mean corpses!