Wolfie

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Die in your sleep.

Soft northern cunt. Can't we throw insomnia and a woodchipper into the mix?

Shut up dickhead. Everyone's sick to the back teeth of you.

Every subject above has been covered already – many by you in repetitive topics. You still haven't managed to grasp the site, in spite of ten months of effort.

The only support you're getting is from @and, which speaks volumes about your status.

Fuck off.

On 02/05/2024 at 19:02, Witheredscrote said:

CB, I'm in the U.K. next week. I would quite happily remove all you teeth gratis. Your brick, or mine?

I doubt your weaselly little T-Rex arms could lift a brick, you skinny, malignant sack of Francophile shit.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Trained at Bairstow Eves and set up Mann & Co in the mid-eighties. True.

There, I’ve said it. 

Sure ya did. Jugding by your plethora of self-effacing photos, I reckon you're in your early 50s... let's say 55 at a push. So, in the mid-80s you'd have been about 15. Idiot.

Did I tell you how much I absolutely hate these cunts?

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Why are you being so defensive, Frank? Could it be you were/are an estate agent? I've no doubt you're the type of agent who would 'accidentally' keep a spare key and pop in the house you sold a poor family for a wank whilst they are away. 

You are revolting. 

I was thinking precisely the same thing, however he's too fucking lazy to have a job. Seriously, who could possibly meet a potential client at 9.30am following their nightly table-for-one (and accompanying bottle of wine), and drunken wank & visit to the Corner until 4.30am?

I can only assume he's put his inherited Barnet one-bed on the market, and is face-fucking some disgusting mincer with pointy shoes and a shiny BMW who's handling the sale.

6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I do think that once Scotland is free from the tyranny of England and the immigrants are free to go and live there and be welcomed by the indigenous Scots, Scotland will be much better off.

I thought you lived in Devon, Pen? Nevertheless, an obvious misspelling.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

@Ape™️ I usually only go bespoke these days, but check out these beauties! Polperro baby calf penny loafers in sage suede from Edward Green. I wore my chocolate brown pair throughout the summer last year, and I swear to god, they're the perfect travel companion for any sunny destination. 

Would you like to see my chocolate brown pair?

 

 

Sheffield isn't sunny, not now and generally not ever.

Blatant derailment of your own thread. Idiot.

52 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Son of migrants from Pakistan who move to Scotland .. he join a party that's aim is to destroy the union .. basically a traitor.

Good morning, Thunder Thong.

15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Most normal people spend Sundays with their partner, family or friends. You however decide to wander (get the tube more like) from north London to Savile Row on a Sunday, on your own, to stand and stare into a shop. Your narcissistic personality then makes you decide to alert the entire board to your pathetic existence by posting a weird picture.

You Jawa looking bellend. Lol.

 

Frank could wear the suit to his favourite eatery.

Maître d: "Good evening, Mr Jawaplopoulos. Your usual table for one, sir?".  Lol.

34 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

https://ibb.co/kJFXThr

It'll go well with your non-prescription, stupid fucking Sue Pollard glasses.

21 hours ago, ProfB said:

I need a drink

Yee-haw Rocky!

18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’ve fucked this right up.

He's right, Eric. It has made public appearances once or twice, though mostly unintentionally.

7 hours ago, Frank said:

I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?..

What's the name of the latest 6"4 Milanese hunk to join the team, Frank?

https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/bespoke-consultation

Or is Ozwald himself conducting your 'bespoke consultation'?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozwald_Boateng

46 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

What do I mean ? OK. The "royal " family throughout history have proved themselves to be everything from sexual perverts  to Nazis  and everything inbetween.I hate every pore ,  every cell of their existence.They are a disgusting,  evil anachronism  .I hope they expire,  every single one of the cunts .Does that make it clear enough   even for a collassal  cunt such as yourself .

You had an opportunity to be satirical or funny, but you failed, predictably.

You're too stupid to be here.

Get off the site.

30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

It's all that interbreeding .Disgusting cunts .I hope they all die .Fucking parasites. 

What precisely do you mean?

20 hours ago, ClitWestwood said:

I don't know, you should probably ask that famous northerner Gary Glitter instead of me or the myriad grooming gangs that no doubt live in your area running kebab shops.

 

Have you had a good day getting emotional over watching your dog take a shit wolf? 

 

Lol

In bold: like Jimmy Savile, you mean?

Re dog shitting (unless this image was taken from your hard drive or @and PMd it to you), you must have Googled 'dog shitting runny' or similar; quite an internet history you're building, eh? Still, I'd imagine you've searched for much worse in the past...

Lol indeed.

3 minutes ago, ClitWestwood said:

That's a lot of words to say 'I'm a jealous insecure wanker who lives in a shoe boxed size hovel in the boil on the arse of the UK.

 

Another bizarre cliche from a stuck in the past, millennial obsessed thick as shit twat. When was the last time you left Londonistab? 1970?

 

 

Do you think the further north one heads in general, the higher the proportion of nonces, Reptyle?

6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What about your massive Japs eye on your massive shlong. "Don't make that angry, you wouldn't like it when it's angry"

You can actually be amusing sometimes, Drew, which begs the question: why are you so incredibly shit 95% of the time?

15 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Franks profile picture on ‘Grinder’ and ‘Plenty of Cock’.

With a bit of Bresslaw Photoshopping, it might just as easily be the picture accompanying Pen's very brief obituary.

On 25/04/2024 at 11:32, Cuntybaws said:

Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

 

Her ethnicity doesn't bother me one iota; my Hitler 'tache would be caked in her fanny batter in no time once the wine gets flowing and Countdown board game makes an appearance. 

Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

On 23/04/2024 at 20:37, entitled little cunt said:

The early coupe was actually quite attractive and went in to become  the Opel Manta .The engine  was 1800 cc's  of shite .

I can forgive you for being a totally thick fucking twat whose Harvey Wall's bangers clout your keypad relentlessly before his little brain has engaged, but I can't offer the same praise for being the most unfunny bellend we've seen for years, other than @Cunty BigBollox. 

7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

What's a pretty poorly made late 70s and 80s saloon car got to do with it.?

Jesus bloody hell.

5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

To be honest, I really couldn't give a fuck about the adults, they have the agency to make a stupid fucking decision themselves. Children don't, and are just following their thick as fucking shit parents into a dinghy that any sensible person wouldn't even trust to get them across a deep puddle. If I was on a boat with my kids I would drown trying to make sure they lived, which just goes to show how fucking selfish the parents are. Absolute cunts.

You'll be pleased to know the number of channel crossings has fallen and continues with this trend – so with recent news that Rwanda is actually going to happen, this (hopefully) will work as a deterrent for those wishing to claim asylum. Positively, fewer people (inc. innocent kids) will die at sea, while the UK will benefit from less burglary, shoplifting, fraud, rape, murder, crimes against society (nationals of five countries: Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria & Albania make up 71% of those crossing... notice a bias here?), congested roads, lengthy NHS waiting times, and more council funding. The data in this article is almost a year old, but it shows the picture:

https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/people-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats/

On 22/04/2024 at 16:23, Last Cunt Standing said:

 

Frank, you have achieved a rare feat. You’ve made me agree with @Wolfie.

With the ongoing collapse of Fiat currency, the capture of the House of Windsor by a death Cult, and the coming war in the Holy Land, I’m taking this very rare agreement as the Fourth Horse of The Apocalypse and have started packing my belongings into the Ute to set off to the middle of nowhere tomorrow. 

I’d say it was nice knowing you, but by all accounts you’re a bit of a Cunt. So enjoy the snooker. If you really do live with 30 miles of SW1, it might well be your last.

Don’t Look Up. 

@Frank?