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19 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

I've posted the odd Bowie. life long fan. I'd had Jacko down for something like The Eagles or Wings, something simple that requires the minimal amount of thought process.

Judging by what I've seen posted, the archetypal minge-seepage coming from Jacko's cheap laptop speakers includes utter horse wank like Coldplay, The Eagles and Michael Buble's Greatest Hits. I'm glad the music threads offend him: it's a blessing in disguise for the rest of us.

6 hours ago, JackoTC said:

Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf.

From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up.

I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past.

What a relevant nom, and not ironic in the least, you painfully unfunny, self-pitying, self-obsessed drunken anus.

5 hours ago, JackoTC said:

I didn't know people still went out to collect rent ? Isn't that all done through the bank these days ? Do folks still pay rent in cash ? I'm not taking the piss, just curious

'Isn't that all done through the bank these days ?'.

You are a clever one, aren't you? I'll wager you've got at least one GCSE.

r-soles: you can use the link below from now on, as this thread's getting a bit slow. Let's hope Punkape doesn't see the video you posted, as he'll probably catch fire.

While I agree The Guardian is among the most illiberal pieces of shit falsely portraying itself otherwise, what the bloody hell did you expect by using 'cunt' in your comment?

9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I never said it was mine.....

Ir was so obviously from the Spectator.....

Obviously. That's why you didn't give due credit to the author of the work before seeing if you could pass it off as your own. 

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's sort of taken as axiomatic around these parts.

Is modesty also accepted to the same axiomatic degree?

I'm planning on giving up booze and going down the gym. I'll be content with a week.

8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

A shameless and unattributed cut & paste from the Spectator. God hates plagiarists. 

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/nhs-shouldnt-fund-drug-prevents-hiv/

You're right – it's been plagiarised, almost word-for-word.

10 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You subside the fuckers then.

Fuck off.

Please accept my apology if that caused offense, Punkape: I genuinely thought you were gay! During the naive and limited time I've been on CC, you have talked much about bumming people and accusing others of having sexually transmitted diseases commonplace with homosexuals. That's all. If you are straight, or bisexual, I am sorry if my presumptuous accusation was insulting.

Punkape: as a gay man practicing promiscuous sex, surely you advocate usage of such drugs. Partial prevention is better than none at all, yes?

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The religious mob used to accuse Darwinists of manufacturing and planting dinosaur bones to discredit the bible. The simple fact is that if you add up the ages of the prophets who allegedly wrote the bible from the point of the creation, the world is less than 10.000 years old, we can Carbon date lumps of wood to older than that. Religion is for sheep who cannot come to terms with their own mortality and prefer to believe that when they die they go to the sky fairy and live in paradise. Childish cunts.

I can't argue with your reasoning. Well put, Eric.

10 minutes ago, Ape said:

I assume you mean gonorrhoea, you illiterate fucking spacker?

No, 'gonnerhea' is quite correct. I believe it's similar to gonorrhoea, but transferred between same-sex partners.

Just now, Punkape said:

Who made the universe and the stars ?

Stupid question.

3 hours ago, Ape said:

Religious fucking nonsense. Some cunt is deemed exceptionally holy and performs great acts of kindness etc and he becomes a saint. I'd imagine Punkape would become Saint Semen, the sucker of cock.

Indeed. It doesn't take much intelligence to realise the medieval stupidity suggesting Earth was made by a man in seven days, while two people alone populated the planet. Religion per se seems to cause one heck of a lot of bloodshed, too, while the clergy (of which saints fulfil a huge part), has an unhealthy history of raping children.

Anything driven by or involving religion can screw itself. What an outdated pile of bullshit.

6 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

 

As I suspected. Little brainless fishes, and not worth my catching. No challenge there. LOL

'Little brainless fishes, and not worth my catching...'

Oh fuck off, you ridiculous buffoon.

2 hours ago, JackoTC said:

I have never really understood why you come on to share music. It is beyond me. Oh... actually it isn't. LOL LOL. I know exactly why you do it LOL.

You seem to have caught the 'lol' gene from Punkape, you tactless rectum. I recall you posting quite a few songs on the previous thread, thus advocating its use. If you don't like what myself, Gong or anyone else posts here, sod off.

Just now, JackoTC said:

Zzzzzz   yawn

Good God. Is that your best? I'll forgive you for being drunk, and obviously a little restricted.

5 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Fuck off elsewhere with your music you wanker. Take Gong with you.

I think you may be getting me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck what you think.

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Gong you should probably think of making a music exchange part 2. The lag on this one is getting pretty bad with all the videos trying to load at once.

Concurred. Done.

Anything goes!

6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I was only thinking the same. Been here less than a day and suffered untold abuse without so much of a care. Funny thing is, is that having trawled the archives, many of the members haven't been put forward as being the untold cunts, that they appear to be. Makes me wonder why I bothered, or should I stay to see if things improve? Is this site a slagging match or just a playground for cuntish twats, or is it, as one would assume to be, a place for naming cunts? Seems to me, there are too many little Indians for my liking.

 

Bah. Thicken your skin, man. There are cunts in everyday life, and there are cunts on here – only the ratio is more. Count your lucky stars you don't have to work with some of them.

On 30/12/2016 at 6:30 PM, Eddie said:

 Bob Geldof responded “bollocks” to a suggestion by a Sky News reporter  that fundraisers such as Band Aid 30 would perhaps be unnecessary if the rich paid their taxes.

Unsurprising as the unwashed bog trotter is himself a registered non-domicile, meaning he is free to avoid income and capital gains tax on international earnings. Then there’s Bono, who despite being worth £600 million, fronts a band that is registered in Netherlands for tax reasons. Pay up, shut up and fuck off.

Absolutely. I couldn't have put it better.

'...unwashed big trotter' is a first, Eddie, but it works rather well for the greasy Irish scavenger.

While I despise the methods of violence the IRA has shown throughout its chequered history, the fact is the organisation wouldn't exist in all its guises if the British hadn't essentially invaded Ireland and forced the partition of north and south in first place, dividing the republic and purposefully creating conditions which exploited religious tension. Like the IRA, the British Army doesn't exactly have the best human rights record.