Wolfie

5 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Fuck off elsewhere with your music you wanker. Take Gong with you.

I think you may be getting me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck what you think.

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Gong you should probably think of making a music exchange part 2. The lag on this one is getting pretty bad with all the videos trying to load at once.

Concurred. Done.

Anything goes!

6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I was only thinking the same. Been here less than a day and suffered untold abuse without so much of a care. Funny thing is, is that having trawled the archives, many of the members haven't been put forward as being the untold cunts, that they appear to be. Makes me wonder why I bothered, or should I stay to see if things improve? Is this site a slagging match or just a playground for cuntish twats, or is it, as one would assume to be, a place for naming cunts? Seems to me, there are too many little Indians for my liking.

 

Bah. Thicken your skin, man. There are cunts in everyday life, and there are cunts on here – only the ratio is more. Count your lucky stars you don't have to work with some of them.

On 30/12/2016 at 6:30 PM, Eddie said:

 Bob Geldof responded “bollocks” to a suggestion by a Sky News reporter  that fundraisers such as Band Aid 30 would perhaps be unnecessary if the rich paid their taxes.

Unsurprising as the unwashed bog trotter is himself a registered non-domicile, meaning he is free to avoid income and capital gains tax on international earnings. Then there’s Bono, who despite being worth £600 million, fronts a band that is registered in Netherlands for tax reasons. Pay up, shut up and fuck off.

Absolutely. I couldn't have put it better.

'...unwashed big trotter' is a first, Eddie, but it works rather well for the greasy Irish scavenger.

While I despise the methods of violence the IRA has shown throughout its chequered history, the fact is the organisation wouldn't exist in all its guises if the British hadn't essentially invaded Ireland and forced the partition of north and south in first place, dividing the republic and purposefully creating conditions which exploited religious tension. Like the IRA, the British Army doesn't exactly have the best human rights record. 

On 25/12/2016 at 0:43 AM, Wizardsleeve said:

He no longer has the most outlandish hair style in the world.  That dubious honour now belongs to Donald Trump.

I think he made sarcasm illegal in North Korea after someone complimented him on his haircut, however.

21 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I'm against rape too. I think it's the act of a bully to exert power over the weak. But here's a fucking startling fact, men get raped too. This actually nearly happened to me when I was invited to play golf near Cheshire. Dirty fucking arse bandits they were, and one of the cunts had a Tesco's bag for life with some electric flex and an orange in it!

You consented, then?

Testimonial from the front page of Angela's website: 'It takes a rare soul to moderate with such spontaneity, humour, wit, flair, empathy, sensitivity and intelligence...'

So where's 'modesty' gotten to?

Just now, DingTheRioja said:

He looks like the bastard love child of Bill Murray and John Peel there....

Indeed. Isn't he looking well?

I'll wager The Queen and her Greek husband outlive Gazza.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/weeping-paul-gascoigne-appears-gaunt-9532650

1 minute ago, Manky said:

He is from Cheshire. All the women there have faces like bags of spanners and get rented out as barrage balloons during wartime.

I'm not surprised, seeing as it's near Liverpool.

fucking shitfaced

4 hours ago, Batbomb said:

I have nothing against Tantric sex as an alternative to default sex. People who may actually like their partners might want to enrich the experience at least for themselves if not for anyone else.  And general purpose masturbation, practised within the realms of moderation and decency and most importantly CONTEXT is absolutely not an issue either.  But pretentious cunts of the chattering classes and probably in some sort of masturbatory shame spiral , now want that a plain old wank, conceived and executed by most most normal folk usually within 15 mins, has to be elevated into a spiritual act and carefully managed by the application of technique learnt from silly Tantra websites. Cuntish or what?

I'm going to wank myself into a coma, you thoroughly boring cunt.

1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

Haha! Yes I've often heard it said  that scabby mouthed crack whores are particularly apt at giving good blow jobs.

It's true. (Especially the ones with anchor tattoos on the arms and a loveheart with 'Wayne' on the neck. And skidmarked kegs.)

Just now, Gong Farmer said:

I'm more of common slut man to be honest.

Yep. Slags from council estates always give good blowjobs for cheap crack. You can wine and dine them at Pizza Hut, too, or if they're from Essex, Burger King. I only realised the one I was with just yesterday had an orgasm when she dropped her chips. 

1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said:

i happen to like slappers and slags.

Me too. I tend to prefer slags to slappers these days, but frankly I'm happy with either.

Epic; the drummer doesn't look as though he's mullered several purple hearts.

It's his self-effacing modesty that gets me.

http://will.i.am/

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fascinating 

Thanks, gypsy. You're a good bloke.

50 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I think it's semi-literate, rather than semi-illiterate. But I have no wish to try to educate you. Others have obviously tried in the past and failed miserably.

No, because it can be both. 'Semiliterate' is correct (not 'semi-illiterate'), without a hyphen, but it can be used with a hyphen as an adjective, as I originally intended, to form 'semi-illiterate'. Both have the same meaning.

20 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off.

42 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

The current format for TV shows appears to be a three-minute 'what's coming up on tonight's show', which shows all the best bits, then ten minutes of shite with only a modicum of the aforementioned 'best bits' included. Then another selection of 'what's coming up', featuring the best bits that weren't previously shown. Then the fucking advertising break, following which there's a recap of the first half of the show, in case you're the type of mong that can't remember what you saw two minutes ago, then another ten minutes of shite. I'm all for social inclusion (apart from wogs, bummers and vegans) but ADHD isn't actually a thing. It's one of them fucking made-up illnesses like dyslexia, which is an anagram of 'thick cunt'.

You do come across as being a horrendously boring, semi-illiterate, knuckle-dragging anus. I hope you don't have the opportunity to try and prove otherwise.