Wolfie

I think the new fivers should be banned. Someone I know snorted a line of coke through one last weekend, and started mooing like a cow.

16 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

It is very short sighted.

I thought you might take that slant.

Such racial discrimination is wong.

1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

Didn't 3-2-1 come from Norwich?

No, that was 6-2-1, done using just one hand.

30 minutes ago, Manky said:

As a big Lee Marvin fan, may I quote a song lyric from "Wandering Star"  -  Do you know where hell is? Yes, fucking Norfolk.

There are exceptions. The perfect day out involves taking dogs to Holkham beach, where you can walk for miles without seeing another soul, and then stopping off at The Real Ale Shop for a keg, while knocking back a couple of pints of delicious ale in the sunshine.

http://www.therealaleshop.co.uk/

3 minutes ago, Manky said:

Ideally, a motorway should start somewhere and end somewhere. This would pose a problem in Norfolk with everyone wanting to leave everywhere but nobody wanting to go to anywhere. They could adopt the Oldham by-pass solution It goes from nowhere to nowhere and is permanently congested at both ends.

They ought to extend the M25 into Norfolk, so that people can bypass the main circular route and get to their destinations more quickly.

1 minute ago, Manky said:

Motorways in Norfolk would destroy the ambience of the place. The roar of the internal combustion engine would drown out the duelling banjos and the grunts and groans of coupling siblings.

Many of the UK's most popular dogging sites would also suffer.

3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said:

I knew when I saw Wolfie's description "Indigenous British" that some pedantic half-witted shit stabber would question the definition which is why I chose to say White British. White British is a recognised description for all but the few cock sucking idiots that want to deliberately avoid discussing the point being made. Which is exactly the point being made, the leftie liberals don't want this discussed do you? You are so right-on ya.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_British

 

 

 

I was looking at the same thing last night. It's very simple: many people in Britain are 1) white, and 2) British, much in the same way people in the UK are 1) black, and 2) British. It's a fact and to suggest this is racist is utterly absurd.

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Fuck all the northern cunts with their flooded Wendy Houses, and fuck all the hooray Henrys sitting on the roof of an over crowded train hurtling at 5mph into the centre of London.

The real victims here are the people of Norfolk. Being on the arse end of nowhere, no one has to travel through us to get anywhere, unless they fancy taking a dip in the sewage infested north sea. Consequently, our transport links are abysmal. We are one of the only counties in England without a motorway, and the rail links are shite. Kings Lynn is a mere 45 miles from Norwich, but if you want to get there by train, you have to take a journey via fucking Peterborough. The roads are nothing better than dirt tracks with a width and girth similar to Witheredscrote's micropenis.

Savour the isolation before it gets a motorway, becomes urbanised, and the Indians and Chinese start to run the local economy.

3 hours ago, Eddie said:

He was a cunts cunt on soccer am. Although not as bad as that butch lez Helen Chamberlain. Women should not be interested in football, and should definitely not be football pundits or commentators. It's just not natural or wanted.

I concur about said dickhead, but Helen Chamberlain?

Here she is, acting the butch lez.

19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Does anyone in the south have a clue that there are thousands who can't return to their own homes a full year after the floods in Cumbria?

No... They had Cameron visit in his wellies and pay for everything from government funds, for far less people.

Fucking cunts.

It's the same in much of Somerset, in the south west, and parts of East Anglia. London and most of Essex would be underwater if it wasn't for the Thames Barrier. Floods aren't unique to the north. That said, you guys have more classless tattooed slags who are generally easier to pull, so I'll at least grant you that. 

Just now, Decimus said:

I wouldn't at all. People are people. Black, white, brown, yellow etc, we are all homo sapiens. Just because some idiots are that far behind in terms of evolution that they spit and snarl over their territory like rabid dogs, doesn't mean the rest of us think in such blinkered terms.

I agree – to a point. People are people, granted. If you're alright, then you're alright, regardless of ethnicity.

But I believe people have the right to 'snarl over their territory like rabid dogs', as you put it, for want of a better phrase.

The underlying thing for me is this: why should Britons whose roots go back generations, who have paid into the system via taxes among other means, as did their parents and their parents' parents, fulfil the needs of immigrants who have not? Why should those who have worked diligently to achieve a good standard of living and appreciation of a unique culture be forced to give way to newcomers from another region? 

29 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Can you explain to me what you consider to be white British? What is your definition of this magical ethnicity, and what are the parameters that you have set in order for someone to fit in to your genetic paradise? I'm willing to bet that you can't answer me satisfactorily.

How would you define it, Decimus?

39 minutes ago, Bernhard Howser said:

Wolfie my dear chap, have you been living under a rock this past decade?. This Vixen needs no introduction. But  I'm sure if you Google, hypocritical, lefty  Professor of Classics at the University of Cambridge, a fellow of Newnham College, and Royal Academy of Arts Professor of ancient literature. You will get your desired answer.

Isn't she the one who made an absolute twat of herself on QT about immigration some years ago, and then took her anger out on a piss-take website that criticised her? 

Christ Almighty. I'm so wasted I actually skim-read the first part of that news story as 'Californian Kathy Murray says she shaved her minge'.

11 minutes ago, Snatch said:

It's the ideal time to nuke the fuckers then.

Watcha Snatch. Presumably you have the same class of chavs in Germany. So, if Liverpool is good example of an English shithole, as is Rotterdam in Holland, which German cities have the same reputation? 

14 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Daniel Ricdciardo and Fernando Alonso are both very high quality drivers who started in the back teams and worked their way up through skill. Alonso started in 2001 racing for Minardi and Ricciardo in the 2010's racing for HRT after both having years of experience as test drivers. Hamilton started in a nice cushy top 3 team that Alonso had to win championships to get a place in. Surprisingly enough, Alonso hated having the gobby little twat as a team mate, too.

As much as I loathe Hamilton's self-indulgence and high opinion of himself, and 'bad-boy from the streets hip-hop' bullshit image, he is a very quick and natural talent who is exciting and unpredictable.

Regardless of him having the best car with each championship he was won, like Vettel, he's shown a real mental strength in recent years – borne from coping with teammates such as Alonso et al. at the start of his F1 career.

I'd love to see Alonso get the Merc2 seat and piss all over him.

2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

 

I'll never tire of that.

1 hour ago, ratcum said:

fuck off aubergine

37 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

 

*thumbs up*

25 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

This thread is distressingly sexist in nature. Woman aren't objects.

So far. But there's nothing to stop you from turning the tide. Cracking tune (Wild Turkey) on the music thread, btw.