Wolfie

1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

Haha! Yes I've often heard it said  that scabby mouthed crack whores are particularly apt at giving good blow jobs.

It's true. (Especially the ones with anchor tattoos on the arms and a loveheart with 'Wayne' on the neck. And skidmarked kegs.)

Just now, Gong Farmer said:

I'm more of common slut man to be honest.

Yep. Slags from council estates always give good blowjobs for cheap crack. You can wine and dine them at Pizza Hut, too, or if they're from Essex, Burger King. I only realised the one I was with just yesterday had an orgasm when she dropped her chips. 

1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said:

i happen to like slappers and slags.

Me too. I tend to prefer slags to slappers these days, but frankly I'm happy with either.

Epic; the drummer doesn't look as though he's mullered several purple hearts.

It's his self-effacing modesty that gets me.

http://will.i.am/

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fascinating 

Thanks, gypsy. You're a good bloke.

50 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I think it's semi-literate, rather than semi-illiterate. But I have no wish to try to educate you. Others have obviously tried in the past and failed miserably.

No, because it can be both. 'Semiliterate' is correct (not 'semi-illiterate'), without a hyphen, but it can be used with a hyphen as an adjective, as I originally intended, to form 'semi-illiterate'. Both have the same meaning.

20 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off.

42 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

The current format for TV shows appears to be a three-minute 'what's coming up on tonight's show', which shows all the best bits, then ten minutes of shite with only a modicum of the aforementioned 'best bits' included. Then another selection of 'what's coming up', featuring the best bits that weren't previously shown. Then the fucking advertising break, following which there's a recap of the first half of the show, in case you're the type of mong that can't remember what you saw two minutes ago, then another ten minutes of shite. I'm all for social inclusion (apart from wogs, bummers and vegans) but ADHD isn't actually a thing. It's one of them fucking made-up illnesses like dyslexia, which is an anagram of 'thick cunt'.

You do come across as being a horrendously boring, semi-illiterate, knuckle-dragging anus. I hope you don't have the opportunity to try and prove otherwise. 

43 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

I doubt this will disturb Mrs Merkel's beauty sleep tonight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4049442/Terror-attack-fears-lorry-ploughs-Christmas-market-Berlin-leaving-two-people-dead.html

She doesn't need beauty sleep.

19 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

 

I know he's got a cult following, and I have tried to like him, but Tom Waites sounds like a drunken, homeless tramp undergoing a prostate examination. 

On 17/12/2016 at 9:22 AM, Gong Farmer said:

David Willybums.

David Wallopsbums.

47 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Didn't he do cunt?

He played his cunts right.

Witheredscrote is quite correct. Forsyth has been dead for years, and the BBC's production team has done a great job by sticking some batteries up his arse and employing the world's leading puppeteer.

Just now, Manky said:

And she is a human rights lawyer so not just ugly on the outside. I wonder how much she will earn off this fucking witchhunt. Also, how much compensation the family of the terrorist will be claiming for their tragic loss.

Are you ex-forces, Manky?

21 minutes ago, Manky said:

My theory is that all his adventures were an attempt to ensure that he would be remembered for something other than marrying a fucking munter.

Fuck me she's a beast! I think the cow controlled much of his decision-making, much in the same way as the Clintons.

1 hour ago, Manky said:

I blame Blair and his Good Friday Agreement. Hordes of IRA terrorists got get out of jail free cards yet the squaddies are now being hounded 40 years later.

The only peace these cunts will ever respect is the peace of the grave. We should, and could, have wiped every last one of the cunts off the face of the earth along with their families, friends and neighbours.

Ah, yes, Mr Blair and Anglo-Irish relationships.

At least he has his huge successes in Iraq and Afghanistan to fall back on. And a country which now tries to cope with another 5,000,000 people introduced under his stewardship without developing an infrastructure to cope with demand. And a very beautiful wife. 

The Krays were basically good blokes, and misunderstood much in the same way Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot and Bieber have been.

19 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

 

That's shit.

4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Its London, so who cares. Its all shit, pollution and muslims these days anyway. 

Unlike charming Birmingham and beautiful Bradford.