Wolfie

6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I'm half way through watching Fred Dinenage tickling the ring-piece of the Krays. Well, not really as they are both dead, but you can bet your boots that Reggie would have enjoyed that sort of thing. Or was it Ronnie? Anyway, Fred Dinenage must have friends in high places as he hasn't aged a jot since the 1980s.

Lavely boys them! Always looked after their mam!

A pair of thick, violent, self-serving nutbags. One of whom was a total paedo. Yet I've just seen half an hour of watery-eyed old men sitting in shitty boxing clubs and shitty West End pubs glorifying this pair of twats. Jellied Eels, Pie and Mash, and all that shite. The West End of London appears to have been an endless sea of shit pubs, shit pool halls and residual Blitzkreig damage, and cockneys are the uttermost of cunts; especially the old ones that think they are still hard.

Facking cut his ears off and then smashed 'im over the 'ead with a 'ammer. 

The worst thing is the chavs and pikeys that glamourise and glorify this filth. All that shit about respect, and looking after your friends and fam-lee. Bullshit, all of it. Thick, worthless cunts. 

West End? East, surely.

I am bigoted when it comes to China. I despise the psyche of the nation with utter vitriol, for the manner with which it treats its people (an estimated 4,000,000 political prisoners are currently being ‘worked’ in domestic camps, with an estimated 30,000+ dying each year), and, sadly, violates animals with such incredible cruelty (China and South Korea being the only two countries in the modern world with no laws governing treatment of animals).

For all the obvious evils, and while it severely and wrongly persecuted homosexuals and Jews, the Third Reich treated its own with more bloody respect than modern-day China, with a tax system in place to support social security of its poor, and was the first authority to demonstrate sympathy for animals by introducing a permanent ban on vivisection and welfare laws for the production of meat. China, even today, for all its incredible wealth, remains in the middle ages by comparison, with the world’s most appalling records on human rights (by some distance – its government seems to think the rest of the world has conveniently forgotten about the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre by trading with it, unrestricted), animal rights (by some distance, along with South Korea), and extreme social inequality (on par with most Third World economies with considerably less wealth).

USA and Russia aside, the poverty-stricken cuntpit continues to pose the biggest military and nuclear threat to the world at large, as well as being the planet’s second biggest polluter after America.

I try to boycott anything manufactured in the stinking cesspit. I don’t even own shoes made in China, because I suspect some poor sod who’s been half-starved to death has been forced to manufacture them under duress, while being fed rotting leftovers from restaurants in which dogs and cats have been brutally slaughtered in their millions.

I regret much about voting in favour of Brexit, chief of which will undoubtedly mean escalated trade with China.

This year is Year of the Cunt in China, as it is each and every year. While we still have much to learn from China, the Chinese have considerably more to learn from the West. The whole place can get screwed.

4 minutes ago, Bernhard Howser said:

It is and who would've thought that Jimmy Hill was such an accomplished pianist. 

Haha, it fucking is as well! Jimmy was always better sitting down anyway.

9 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, 

"depreciate quicker."

Next time try not to use the word 'more' unnecessarily (I think I actually nommed this very thing a while back)

Fucking twat. I think you meant to say,

"I actually nommed this very thing a while back."

Next time try not to use the word 'I' unnecessarily.

2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, 

"depreciate quicker."

Next time try not to use the word 'more' unnecessarily (I think I actually nommed this very thing a while back)

You're quite right, my apologies. Next time I'll realise such trivial things annoy you, and tread more carefully with my grammar.

On 14/12/2016 at 9:13 PM, Roadkill said:

Is that where he disappeared to for all these years? Bet he's got a sweet man cave in there.

Sadly, for Tony, he actually disappeared up his own rectum.

4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

I used to have a Bedford CF. I loved it, it was an old Evening News van still in it's livery, sliding doors the lot. I used to call it the 'fuck truck', not because I used to fuck in it but becuase it was old and shitty and used to fuck me over at the most inconvenient of times.

Didn't you even try to pull some dirty blond slag in the thing, at least out of sympathy?

On 10/12/2016 at 0:38 AM, Bernhard Howser said:

 

Ha, that's fucking mad. Love it!

Just now, Roadkill said:

Always loved driving Transits! Best van in the world by far.

Much better than those Mercedes shit-heaps that rust the first time you clean them.

Indeed. Mercs are also worse on fuel economy. And more expensive to maintain. And technologically inferior. And depreciate more quickly. 

The most surprising thing of all is that they're German.

39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

But it doesn't matter if we use shite Chinese steel instead of British? You utter, utter fucking spastic.

The Ford Transit I drive (yes – I am a white knuckle-dragger) is sold via the marketing apparatus 'made in Britain'). Yet everything from the dashboard plastics to the cheap steel suspension is made in China, though actually 'manufactured' in the UK. Does the fact it's put together in the UK make a difference?

Actually, yes. Not only do I like to think so, but based on my experiences, I believe so.  

At least Romans were intelligent engineers and built straight roads. Many of today's immigrants, who also ruthlessly exploit our resources, are crap in comparison – though just as competent at leaving a legacy of irreversible destruction.

The forever young Aled, with his iconic voice. I occasionally listen to Classic FM and he crops up every now and then, during which he carps on about the influence and importance choral music has on Christmas, and how it helps put into perspective the festive season's true meaning.

Thus, I was wondering exactly what percentage Aled has donated and will be donating from his One Voice album sales to those really in need this Christmas. The thing is, I can't seem to find any evidence of him donating a penny. 

40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

How did you get this photo of my cousin Gareth?

Your cousin Gareth? This suggests you have Welsh genealogy, for which I offer my sincere commiserations. 

17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

As said he could not write so he dictated everything. If he had been able to write he would have thought about it. He is better dead.

I'm illiterate, which is why, like AA Gill, I also speak my mind.

On 12/12/2016 at 10:15 PM, neil298 said:

I'm wondering if when she got to the end of the 1st length she forgot to put her arms out to turn and face planted the side of the pool......turds you cannot polish

I can’t possibly think what gave her an advantage in the swimming pool.

I have to admit I'm going to rather miss him. Once the PC, Guardian-reading BBC brigade finally prevents everyone from speaking their minds, for fear of offending minorities and being accused of racism, his is a dying breed that'll be much missed.

http://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/2016/12/10/eight-quotes-from-aa-gill-who-never-minced-his-words/

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

See, even that pig Honey G doesn't look to bad with a spot of blusher.

I'm getting the scent of Chanel in the right photo, and a whiff of crab paste to the left.

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Who's she? Is she looking at herself in a spoon? 

I believe she was serving soup with a ladle when the photo was taken.

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Shylock.

She's no stranger to being on TV.

Ugly? What do you mean?

He was only 62! And a McDonald's never passed his lips. The irony.

For you, gypsy xxx

4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

 

Brill. Just ace.