Last Cunt Standing

12 minutes ago, Neil said:

FUCK!!!!!!

I’m not pinning much hope for you on the Spaniards, Neil. Football’s coming home, and it’s wearing a frock. 

Still, SPOTY should be a doddle this year. That Russo bird will walk it. 

I’m glad the Aussie news will move on from puff-pieces about the Matilda’s now. No public holiday after all. Good. 

6 hours ago, The Beast said:

It could have been put down as a bad flu year and no cunt would have known any different. 

I will add:

1) There wasn't any pandemic or even an epidemic.

2) Hotspots in Lombardy and New York observed boundary lines on maps.

3) Advising people to isolate for 14 days and not seek medical assistance with respiratory symptoms until hypoxic (and most likely in acute respiratory failure) will fill up critical care units with patients suffering with sepsis and multi organ failure. A slow and painful death for too many.

4) Patient "zero", a laboratory scientist/worker in Wuhan December 2020 is nonsense. The alleged virus was present in 13 regions of Italy by September 2019. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0300891620974755 See point 6.

5) Nothing was leaked from any laboratory anywhere, maliciously or accidentally. It's bullshit to keep up the veneer there is a scary virus on the loose and underpin the need for the pandemic preparedness industry.

6) The Corman & Drosten PCR paper passed peer review in a matter of days. The test is fraudulent. 

https://www.scienceopen.com/document?vid=6d44d0f8-67a7-49e7-8f3c-63bbfb2c91d5

This is much better, Beasty. I disagree with 1 and 6, 2 is a well established epidemiology phenomenon largely due to reporting bias, 5 gets a “don’t know” from anyone objective, and 3 is not arguable. 4 is however very interesting, and the reference was strong. Certainly I’m satisfied that COVID antibodies were in circulation much earlier in 2019, and though anecdote isn’t evidence, I know several otherwise well people who reported “worst ever flu” episodes in 2019 who almost all had exposure to travel and airports much earlier than September 2019. If you have more on item 4, I’d be interested. 

1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said:

There's many doctors coming forward in various podcasts with emailed evidence, you're not going to find this information if you follow the MSM, you will have to go and look for it like i did, i never said forge death certs. They put down on death certs covid 19 even if that wasn't the cause of death but tested positive from a overly used and abused PCR test and yes many have said they were given finance incentives to do so, the hospitals in some USA cities were given 39,000 dollars each time they put patients on ventilators immediately and so on including the kill shots. It's up to you to find this information for yourself and take what you want from it, if you think i'm speaking out of my bumhole and believe in what you are being told by the governments and their paid BS machines, then that's up to you.

I see. Podcasts. Right. 

52 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I thought you were too disinterested to bother with any of this tinfoil business? Why not look for your own evidence rather than lazily dismiss out of hand what you might find to be true?

Lazy dismissive cunt.

Don’t get me wrong Bill, much as I am quite happy to get on board with the idea the elites are taking the piss out of the majority of ordinary people, I find most of your Covid output to be beyond parody. But @Jake The Muss has made some very specific allegations here about Doctors being paid to forge death certificates, administer lethal vaccines, and put people on “killer meds and ventilators”. 

I’m merely asking to see his working is all. Given exporting doctors seems to be Britain’s’ only remaining growth industry, I’d think it both unwise and unpatriotic to start questioning their ethical standards. 

33 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Don't start me on the doctors, those greedy self-serving cunts got paid to put covid on any death, they got got to put people on killer meds and ventilators and paid to inject every cunt with a kill shot...and many are still doing this.

Evidence please. 

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

‘Govern me more Daddy’

Our politicians, left and right are with a very few exceptions, a collection of absolutely fucking  greedy, self enriching weasel cunts. No different to the vermin where you currently reside. In bed with Big Pharma, Big Business and simply following the agenda of the tiny globalist elite like the WEF who’ve decided that the experiment laughably labelled as democracy, which was hard and long fought for to win the  freedom of individual citizens to decide the way they want to live without the constant interference of government bleeding them dry and telling them to shut up as they know what’s best for them. The rapidly unfolding new way forward for all you cunts that self gratify yourselves by laughing at those you’ve been constantly told to see as the tinfoil hat brigade won’t seem so great when you wake up and smell the cornflakes (or cricket flakes probably). Anyway fuck off.

Erm…..right…..okay. You’re including Trump in this I guess?

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I choose weapons if you call the time and place. Swords. You can use a Swann & Morton number 3 if that’s all you’ve got.

“Swords! What do you think this is, the Middle Ages? Only girls fight with swords these days!”

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Pervert 

How dare you. I think a duel is called for. Meet me outside the Crayfish and Olive in twenty minutes. Bring your own Howitzer. 

On 10/08/2023 at 03:04, camberwell gypsy said:

The Indians don't travel well so I expect a whitewash. 

The did alright last time they were here. 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Come on the Sheila’s 

Costs extra. 

3 hours ago, King Billy said:

If you close your eyes it’ll seem just like the good old days in 2021 and 22 shuffling along for hours on end behind thousands of other expressionless guinea pigs, both sleeves rolled up and all muttering under their breath ‘I’m no Granny killer, no fucking way’. 🤣

 

On the other hand if you close your eyes the tinfoil will slip down and envelope your head. You have the feel of a man with too little sleep, Bill. 

3 hours ago, King Billy said:

I might be reminded of that old saying which should  always be a warning sign to the working classes….’Hello I’m from the government and I’m here to help’, 

Reaganomics was 40 fucking years ago Bill. Your dogma of small government, deregulation and privatisation has broken your country. There’s shit in the sea, a train from London to Manchester can cost £240, your gas bill might bankrupt you, and you can’t see a doctor for weeks at a time. Meanwhile the Government watch their offshore accounts bulge, as they open another community food bank and lecture the poor on the dangers of wage inflation. It’s genuinely disgusting, and in any other Country you’d be in the streets. 

I’d say the lesson of the last few years is the updated slogan: “Hello, I’m from Private Industry, and I can solve your problem more efficiently, for a small fee”. Caveat emptor. 

I see Ollie “Shagger” Robinson is continuing his charm offensive with the English fan base. What a prick. He shouldn’t tour for many reasons, not least his array of 65mph bouncers that Kohli would’ve smashed to the fucking Himalayas. 

Surely there are better pace bowling options - Luke Wood for one - in the pipeline than this Cunt?

Nice update on this story on the news this morning. Andy Street, “Mayor of the West Midlands” whatever that means says demolition was illegal and the pub will be rebuilt brick for brick, citing public outrage. 

Bravo. I’ll be in the queue for a pint when it opens. 

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Crab & Pumpkin in Clacton

The fucking Crab and Pumpkin? What kind of two-bit ponced-up Yates’ Wine Lodge type of place is that, Eric? I had you down as the surly guardian of a spit-and-sawdust type place with an axe in the dartboard where you can order all manner of stolen goods in the toilets. Where men with more eyes than teeth gather to down ten pints in their lunchbreak before they get back to bending girders with their bare hands. Where the bouncer is a fully tooled up gun nut. Now you’re telling me you frequent the sort of twatty venue where they have three types of Pinot and sell hand-cut parsnip crisps to people called Seb and Harriet. 

Needless to say I’m disappointed. 

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just a pity Lenny Henry wasn't inside at the time.

There are rumours the subsidence began shortly after his ex-wife turned up for the carvery. 

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

I might despise the fuckers a bit less if they weren’t filthy sand rats, kid rapers and most importantly if they weren’t here. 

Good customers for your knocking shop though, if the stats are to be believed. I suppose your distaste ends at their wallet. 

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

There's been a timely statement released today by the local authority decrying the demolition and clarifying that it was against regulations.

As someone who knows, when you know, you know.

Wankers.

You’ve got gold taps in your downstairs WC, haven’t you?

The Crooked House Pub in Himley has stood since the mid 18th Century. The Luftwaffe couldn’t flatten it. It has Listed status. Yet within months of it being bought by mysterious property developers, the place is gutted by mystery fire, and the bulldozers turn up amazingly quickly to level the site. Site access blocked to Fire vehicles to ensure a good inferno before the hoses arrive. 

Seems there are plans in the area for a large Caravan and leisure development. The property developer apparently registered at the same offices as the owner of a local quarry applying to convert their usage permissions. 

You can smell the corruption from here. Look for local councillors getting new extensions and conservatories, an epidemic of early retirement in the local planning department, and as ever typical inattention from Plod. Lots of backslapping at the Lodge and the 19th hole. 

Banana Republic without the Bananas, or the Republic. They’re laughing at you. 

Some cerebral chewing gum for you next time you’re at the checkout.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/rishi-sunak-takes-family-to-disneyland-restaurant-where-meals-can-set-you-back-12-000/ar-AA1eWZke

They’re laughing at you. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is he eating chips at the time then?

Given his recent revelations on heritage, I hope the vinegar is Kosher or the Board of Deputies will be paying him a visit. 

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

A large number of ‘guests’ (doctors, teachers etc. etc.) have been unable to board the luxury vessel ‘BIBBY STOCKHOLM’ near Portland today as they’ve been suddenly struck down with hydrophobia (a rare condition symptomised by a terrifying fear of water and usually only seen in patients infected with rabies, but which now appears to be spreading like wildfire (climate change probably) through several luxury hotels in the SW of England). 
This outbreak has baffled the scientific community as it was thought that all the infected had acquired natural immunity previously while bobbing about in overcrowded dinghys, or being taxied across the English Channel.by the RNLI. 
Professor Chris Whittey is due to address the nation on the BBC as soon as a name for the ‘new variant’ can be made up and some terrifying graphs and ridiculously exaggerated modelling predictions arrive from Prof. Pantsdown Ferguson at Imperial College. 

I’d have thought as vocal champion of the downtrodden and terror of the elite, you might have a problem with the maths of the entire project. Isn’t it currently running at about £3k per person per night? For that price you could stick them all in Claridges and still have change for a bunk up in a West End brothel. Still, as long as the electorate get the scent of blood in the nostrils, who’s counting, eh? Certainly not Sunak, last seen at Disneyland spending like a drunken sailor. What a bag of shite. 

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

I very much doubt you’ll live long enough to see that Doc. In fact I very much doubt you and the rest of the mRNA addicts in OZ will live to see the next ‘pandemic’ lol that’s being pencilled in for the flock very soon, as the excess death rate in OZ is through the roof (currently over 15%), just like the rest of the world who’s genius, kind and and compassionate leaders imprisoned their citizens in their homes, bankrupted millions of their small businesses, then coerced and bullied them into basically forced, experimental vaccination programs ‘Heil Hitler’.  

Nope.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

And all this while the coffers of Big Pharma (your crooked paymasters), the slush funds of the ruling elite and their pals (the ones who look down their noses at the likes of you and me as inferior beings) were being filled to overflowing point on a scale they probably never dreamed possible previously.

Nope.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

As the corners leading raving swivel eyed commie Doc I’d have assumed that you would be at least critical of the largest transfer of wealth from the working and middle classes to the elites in history?

Here we agree. No corruption more brazen than the UK either.  Dido Harding and Michelle Mone, to name but two, should be in jail. Yet the public don’t want to know and just keep on voting for their own slow extinction. Obscene. 

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

Well you can’t always have what you want Skippy but any cunt wanting to fuck you, sideways or otherwise, is a bit of a stretch of the imagination.

I’m tempted to describe what I would like to fuck you with but I won’t give Mr Roops the excuse to cancel me. No doubt I will inadvertently stumble into that particular avenue of his pleasure myself sooner or later. Some stories write themselves.

It would be something very large and heavy. Sadly, for both of us, that’s not my cock. Know what I mean Skippy? 

Bit gay, tbh. 

Perhaps @Cuntybaws can verify, but I hear it’s so desperate back in the UK that even the Scots are cheering for the England Ladies in the sure and certain promise that every Englishman will be driven mad by never hearing the end of it. Sixty years of hurt will seem like a fucking cakewalk. 

I’m backing the Swedes. Fucking gorgeous.