Penny Farthing

Tosspot.

Lets be sensible about this and give him his due.

I don't what you to annoy @Ape™️ as if thing are really bad I want him to read the eulogy for me.

The locally brewed ale is better in Hadell Wroxted.

I certainly do have feelings .. I am currently suffering from the most intense and cruel pain that you can imagine. I ventured out of the house barefoot and notice that Norman the gnome who sits in the middle of my not so neatly manicured lawn was surrounded by discarded Thatchers cider cans. As I stepped on to the lawn I stubbed my left toe and went flying .. a neigbour from over the road heard my screams and came to my aid. He asked me if I had heard the noise in the night (which I not) and then informed me that the police had arrested three revellers who gone along the road at 0300 climbing over parked cars and throwing empty drink cans everywhere. He kindly assisted me back into my house and made me a cup coffee. I am currently still in intense pains and consindering whether not to end it all. .. On the positive .. my neigbour has put the cider cans in the recycling bin and put Norman back in his proper place.

How does he pick his nose?

I have never been a teacher however I have been an instructor. Would you like some instructions?

I isn't as clever as wot yoo are.

I am imperial. 0.0000000 recurring.

Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?".

You playing a blinder?

Are you running today?

Your delivery is poor and, you are a dismal failure .. I will not ask you to kill yourself .. others can do for you that without my help.

Keep your fucking nose out.

If @Cunty BigBollox or @Cuntybaws had posted that, that might have been sightly amusing, but your delivery is all wrong. Other than advising you to stick to having "pretend" inside information on notorious murder cases it is difficult assist you in your self improvement.

Normally I would tell the Daily Scum Mail to fuck off, but in this case I think that it is right that after he finishes his gaol sentence he is fucked off back to Germany to do his protesting. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12144097/German-Just-Stop-Oil-protester-scaled-Dartford-Crossing-bridge-faces-deportation.html

no.

Mind your own fucking business .. I asked ape not you! 😡😠😡

I did notice the high forehead .. perhaps he he is clever but a low achiever and is bitter.

@ape .. I have had a text message from my GP saying that I have got kidney problems .. could you please give me some kind word of comfort?

I am not sure which week but this ugly twat us certainly a cunt and he looks more like 93 than 53. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-68838349 Somerset man jailed after shining laser at passenger plane

Good Night

Surely in @Wolfie's case it would be RAM rather than insert?

Good Evening @Wolfie mate! Are you feeling better?

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