Penny Farthing
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She told me to wait for her at the Daneway .. I was there until 0300 and she never turned up .. I did see a shifty looking bloke with a pony-tail hanging around who said that his name was Tim.
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It looks like poor old Wizz has been placed on end of life care.
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All of those places would have some form of life present .. my thoughts are something more like Wizz's cranial cavity i.e. .. a perfect vacuum.
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Fuck off Bawsbore.
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What are "back doors" in anatomical terms "doctor"?
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We do have something in the UK that you can hire to clean carpets its called "RUG DOCTOR". .. is it actually something that came from your side of the pond?
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Yes Dr Cunt seems to be the perfect example of what used to be called a "simple country doctor". As Eddie say's DC is not very bright.
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I mentioned that "AI" in relation to Wolfie ..Dr Cunt is also not real, in Dr Cunt's case it is something called "AU" (artificial unintelligence).
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He might mean that LUX washing powder that you used to be able to buy.
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Wolfie isn't real .. he is some kind of AI simulator that the police use to train people how to find serial killers.
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Out of likes.
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We use a sponge on a stick .. exactly the same as they do with Ape.
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Its Stubby doing the course .. I paid him 350 20Ps out of the big tin that I saved them in.
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I'm booked in on a worm charming course with Stubby at Puck's Mill Lock near Stroud £35 for a week all in.
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Be careful .. I have got copies of the "scientific papers" wot Stubby wrote .. what he knows about Scrub Jays is nobodies business.
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Out of likes.
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You feeling OK Ape?
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I'm glad that you didn't say that your steering wheels were on the "right side" of the car.
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Poor Wolfie isn't very well.
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Did you know that Led Zeppelins are too heavy to fly?
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A straightforward question Wolfie .. does your civil partner keep you locked in the attic?
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I wonder whether the LibDems will have a new set of stickers made reading "BOLLOCKS TO REMAIN. ITS A DONE DEAL"?
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Good afternoon Ape .. are you still crosse & blackwell with me?
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Decco once told me that you are a nonagenarian and confined to a wheelchair .. is that true?
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I would have thought that he was more into stretchy plastic thigh boots.
