If you get a chance to visit Dublin, Monday evening from 8 until 11. Darkey Kelly's is the place to be. Just ask for Panzer and you will see a skinny cunt with a limp make a dash for the exit.
I don't know about that .. surely after he has dragged himself across the Sahara and then had a ride from Roscoff in a refrigerated container, a tent on The Burren might appeal to him?
You have not lived long if you have not seen an 18 stone geriatric. Zimmer frames are no longer in fashion but you see a plentiful supply of 18 stone plus geriatrics on mobility scooters .. interestingly a lot of them seem to frequent the local conservative club.