Penny Farthing

I certainly do have feelings .. I am currently suffering from the most intense and cruel pain that you can imagine. I ventured out of the house barefoot and notice that Norman the gnome who sits in the middle of my not so neatly manicured lawn was surrounded by discarded Thatchers cider cans. As I stepped on to the lawn I stubbed my left toe and went flying .. a neigbour from over the road heard my screams and came to my aid. He asked me if I had heard the noise in the night (which I not) and then informed me that the police had arrested three revellers who gone along the road at 0300 climbing over parked cars and throwing empty drink cans everywhere. He kindly assisted me back into my house and made me a cup coffee. I am currently still in intense pains and consindering whether not to end it all. .. On the positive .. my neigbour has put the cider cans in the recycling bin and put Norman back in his proper place.

How does he pick his nose?

I have never been a teacher however I have been an instructor. Would you like some instructions?

I isn't as clever as wot yoo are.

I am imperial. 0.0000000 recurring.

Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?".

You playing a blinder?

Are you running today?

Your delivery is poor and, you are a dismal failure .. I will not ask you to kill yourself .. others can do for you that without my help.

Keep your fucking nose out.

If @Cunty BigBollox or @Cuntybaws had posted that, that might have been sightly amusing, but your delivery is all wrong. Other than advising you to stick to having "pretend" inside information on notorious murder cases it is difficult assist you in your self improvement.

Normally I would tell the Daily Scum Mail to fuck off, but in this case I think that it is right that after he finishes his gaol sentence he is fucked off back to Germany to do his protesting. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12144097/German-Just-Stop-Oil-protester-scaled-Dartford-Crossing-bridge-faces-deportation.html

no.

Mind your own fucking business .. I asked ape not you! 😡😠😡

I did notice the high forehead .. perhaps he he is clever but a low achiever and is bitter.

@ape .. I have had a text message from my GP saying that I have got kidney problems .. could you please give me some kind word of comfort?

I am not sure which week but this ugly twat us certainly a cunt and he looks more like 93 than 53. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-68838349 Somerset man jailed after shining laser at passenger plane

Good Night

Surely in @Wolfie's case it would be RAM rather than insert?

Good Evening @Wolfie mate! Are you feeling better?

True organic farming cannot be vegan.

Jesus loves you.

We are all animals.. even Ape is an animal.

I used to have some sympathy for PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) ideals .. however they seem to have turned into pure VEGAN cunts rather than following real ethics which are really humans becoming more tuned to how the natural world actually works. Humans are basically an omnivore species with a requirement to include some meat and plant materials in their diet which means that eating some animals is ethical. The real issue is that we do not to eat meat from animals that have been bred to be greatly different from their wild ancestors or with features that make their lives unpleasant. The same applies with pets .. in a truly ethical world no animal should be bred to look pretty, to have distorted features to satisfy the vanity of feeble minded people, it is all animal abuse and cruelty .. animals should be free to lead as natural live as possible. As to vegan meat alternatives they are all artificially processed ingredients that cause environmental damage and ironically threaten plant eating animals. HUMANS are cunts. PETA are cruel and inhuman cunts.

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