Penny Farthing

5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Typically for Southern Rail, they issued the following  statement:

"We expect there to be some delay on the Brighton Belle at the junction of Queens Street Station,  caused by spunk-splash on the track at Cock Fosters"

Cockfosters is on the underground you nit.

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Those were the days 

Goodbye.

This dipstick cow is a spiritual guidance counsellor and she claims to have have had sexual intercourse with 30 ghosts. She is now in a serious relationship with one of them and want's to know if she can have a ghost baby with him. @Neil what do you reckon?

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

After reviewing all the evidence, it would appear that the man behind the Stubby profile has got a ponytail. 

A fucking ponytail!

So @Stubby Pecker is it sensible to wear shorts in cornfields etc .. re ticks?

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

After reviewing all the evidence, it would appear that the man behind the Stubby profile has got a ponytail. 

A fucking ponytail!

I reckon that its a fake smile.

15 minutes ago, nocti said:

You were probably having milkshakes you fat cunt.

Gin

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that the name of the pub or is your friend called Two Necks? Was his ancestors Comanche? 

I was asked to leave The Earl Of Crewe because I asked about the rats in the cellar and I was also once asked toleave The Broughton Arms in Haslington because they thought that I had, had "too much to drink".

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

In Crewe? 

Nantwich.

18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Blimey, The Swan. That takes me back. Is it still there? 

I used to go to the Swan With Two Necks and also to The Wilbraham Arms .. Scotty probably knows both of them.

Frank's boat was in Torbay today

Mary Hopkin.

9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

They weren’t a big draw at Usk Con Cub either.

They were a riot at Splott.

1 hour ago, Boaby said:

For fucks sake. I have nothing against breastfeeding, or where it happens, however if you’re going to get your tits out you can’t expect me not to have a sly look. I’m not one of these cunts that objects to it. Feel free it’s nutural and should happen anywhere, just don’t object to me looking and making a deposit in the wank bank

This nom will go a long way.

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Would that be the same Westminster Bridge you used to walk across every morning to get to your restaurant Frank? I seem to remember you were Commis Chef, then Head Chef, then owner in the space of about 3 weeks.

I would ask you to amuse us with some more of your pathetic fantasies Frank but I really don’t want to hear about you stealing Neil Armstrong’s identity, and space suit, and being the first wanker to land on the Moon.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

Are you "London Boxer"?

25 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

I never had you down as a man of science, Drew; I’ve always regarded you as a drunken, bungalow dwelling village idiot.

Continue safely in that knowledge that is "good science".

Don't bother adding the 32 (not 31.9) its not relevant in this.  1c is actually 1.8f you only add the 32 on when making the first calculation i'e. converting c to f so actually 0.3c is about 0.5f. So its even worse than you say.

7 hours ago, scotty said:

No, it really hasn't.

(Unless you are referring to your own.)

Its been the greatest thing on here since Fender's "summerman" nom.

3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You're just another cunt on the corner, Pen.  Nothing more.  

You fancy me don't you Whizz?

5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Several have, ONE does.  Jealous?  

I am not important to you and I see that you have not responded.

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

One has to find something to do of an evening uncle ape. It's generated a fair bit to traffic from our vaunted leaders and who doesn't like seeing them vainly trying to justify rule book and brilliant positions 

 

Try the nearby Shab Hill. As an aspiring tranny you'll make a fortune.

You into trannies?

1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You're looking at a fucking mirror!

No woman would have you.

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

I don't care!  You spend quite a lot of time concerned about everybody else's life, try finding one for yourself.

Idiot.  

As said you are single.

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Credit for following a trail of crumbs, or in your case a trail of nubile rent boys.

Some cunts will believe anything a made up character on the internet chooses to tell them

Was that your mate who was seen catching the Large Blues at Daneway Banks?

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I'm married you oily fucking cretin!  

I doubt it.

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Boring fucking cunt.

I am not important to you am I .. I mean its not as if you are following me around the forum is it?