Cunty BigBollox

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Big game today, Drew, will you be attending? If you fancy it I'll be in The Lion and Castle for pre and post match drinks. 

No, I was thinking of taking a shit in my hands and clapping instead. I think it actually might be more entertaining.

Thanks for the offer though.

If any man hugs me they'll get a kiss............................, a Glasgow one.

39 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Reported, by the way.

Animals usually come out of hibernation after winter. Where have you been??

14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

The young ones are brown until their first moult .. the male blackbird also does most of the work and they often work themselves to death.

This 'work' attitude clearly doesn't cross species. (Unless by work they mean getting knelt on. lol - fuck off)

5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Bullshitting about driving a one year old Bentley and Bullshitting about having inside information about the Lucy Letby case .. have you ever been to the moon?

If by moon you mean Frank's bare arse, I think he probably has.

On 29/10/2023 at 22:21, camberwell gypsy said:

Anyone found dead in a bathtub with no toaster in sight has to be fucking drugged up to the nostrils. 

Which reminds me of a joke: Roops rings the dairy asking for enough milk to be delivered for her to make a milk bath

"Pasteurized"?

"No, just up to my tits"!

Here all week. 

That'll be up to her knees then, the saggy titted wench.

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Schwimmer played a dim witted cunt in Band of Brothers.  So playing to type. 

Did he turn up late for every shoot??

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

None of the males did much else really. Matt Bianco did Top Gear, badly. I can’t remember Matthew Perry being in anything, and I think David Schwimmer played the doctor who invented women’s tits in the 1960s.

Matt Bianco?? Wasn't that the band on Saturday Superstore that received the phone call that called them a bunch o' cunts.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Are you a religious man ELC? Genuine question.

Why do you ask? Do you want a fight? That's where that question usually leads.

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Her Jimmy Savile outfit usually goes down well. 

"Shawaddy Waddy". 

Not as convincing as the inanimate objects they dress up as, I've heard the 35mm SLR camera is the best one - complete with tripod.

Fuck off.

I think the cunt looks less threatening with the suit on.

This nom. Is literally taking the piss.

It's worse than the time a fucking mong was whingeing about roundabouts in Postwick.

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Over 100 words of uninteresting bollocks. Carry on like this,  you will make the leader board, and be in good company.

Twerp.

Don't fucking ridicule the leaderboard, it's a very accurate representation about how absolutely brilliant a poster is.

You might want to forewarn your small boat customers that a trip over here will now secure a seat in a bigger boat and not a luxury hotel anymore.

GFY

On 23/10/2023 at 20:13, Wolfie said:

Brilliant. I almost spat my tea out laughing, Dick. Here's another, right back at'chya:

How many lightbulbs can you fit up The Fiddler's arsehole?

None – there's already two dozen up there!! LOL Lol lol.

Lolololol.

The new ones definitely put LED in his pencil and, plugging them in will make him the brightest he's ever been.

I reckon Uncle Albert was on watch.

6 hours ago, and said:

You put branches in your garden waste bin?

Fuck me, how novel, that's where I keep my stash of porn mags 😉

It is the place to stash gay porn, or so I've heard, something to do with being an uphill gardener I reckon.

2 hours ago, Snowy said:

And what ever your group was ,cartel ,flidspack fuck knows I've stamped my cross to many a cause when I need help ,how the fuck did drew get on the leader board?

There's still a leaderboard?? I haven't looked.

I'm glad you're posting again Snowy, what's the maximum branch diameter that I can put in my garden waste bin?

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That’s not Alexei Sayle. That’s Jerzei Balowski.

He made his money advertising Dr Marten boots, didn't he?

6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm humming that song about "matchbox men" as I read this garbled bullshite

Really, I'm thinking of Francis and matchstick men.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I can't help but think that @Ape™️ will like sycamore trees because of those fucking annoying helicopter type seeds that spring up everywhere for miles around.

@Ape™️ likes them so much that he's called the space between his ears the Sycamore Gap since some cunt cut that tree down.

Obviously not a very good header of the ball if he made it to 86 years without going mental.

What I fucking want to know, how many white actresses auditioned for the leads in Sir Lenny (double-standards) Henrys' new drama, Three Little Birds??? Shouldn't actors be considered for parts based on their ability, not their skin colour??

Oh fuck, I forgot racism only works in one direction.

Gatanga you cunts, Gatanga!

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

 

A binary system of spastics. What a rare and exotic phenomena!

Fuck off, you one dimensional dull cunt

1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Fucking moron.

Fuck off you Milksop cunt.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

An annoying one?

Brilliant. I would have gone with, pikey slapper.