Cunty BigBollox

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

the goverment............ you may understand better my initial posting .

 

I 'understand better' that government has two 'n's. Didn't they have a speak 'n' spell in the Early Learning Centre, ELC?

You mean that Mr White British is now the ethnic minority, in terms of political representation.

23 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Two tablespoons of George Best’s ashes, stirred into a gallon of locally made ‘bath vodka’ three times a day, would probably be enough to kick start Drew’s liver back to some semblance of functionality. 

Your possessive apostrophe is in the wrong place.

Bests'

18 hours ago, King Billy said:

Can’t wait to see the film when it comes out. I’ve heard the scene where your character (played by Leonardo di Caprio obviously) goes on a 72 hr. Diamond White and Night  Nurse bender with the local lollipop lady (who never wears any pants) ,followed by a terrifying 20MPH + police chase, before crashing his Dacia Duster estate through the front window of Bargain Booze and throwing up.

I'm thinking of having implants, how much shall I budget to have it done properly in the UK?

22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Big Bollock, are you still off work after being made redundant from your imaginary workplace? 

No. I've been working since 12th February by walking into a job paying me the same salary as I was on. It's a bit of a cunt really as I didn't want to start until March as I had PILON until end of Jan and I had 6 weeks of holiday pay after that. I haven't even looked at my redundancy pay yet and it's just earning me about £70/month interest, that I'll have to pay fucking tax on!!

23 hours ago, and said:

So is rarebit 🍞

So are cakes. 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Stop watching broadcast television. Stop fucking nominating minor tv personalities because they get on your wick. It gets on my wick. 

Get on with your homework. It's not fucking end of term yet.

Overdose the pool water with bleach and it'll gradually turn their skin white when they try it again. They'll thank you in the end.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Look no further than this pair of cunts and read the article how they nearly skipped off with nothing and only got ten years after a woman fought against the system. 

If anybody deserves the lethal injection it's this pair of cunts

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-wanted-justice-adoptive-mums-12059589

Hang them cunts with electrified cheese wire.

23 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am fucked then as I have visited Norfolk several times

I'm not, as I've never visited, because I fucking live there.

On 02/03/2024 at 12:47, camberwell gypsy said:

The moussaka search is probably Frank. Although the 'for two' is probably a bit optimistic. He'll probably eat half and freeze the rest. 

Ming Moussaka!

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Cunty BigBollox, you stupid, drunken Mr Magoo cunt. 

My next fucking nom will be the useless fucking Cunts Corner search function. Yes, I did search for the topic and the only post it returned was something the Dickless bog-dweller posted.

I'm surprised this isn't already up there as a nomination for a cunt.

Just what the fuck is going on in some lemming-brained people's heads to want to follow these vacuous and thoroughly misguided individuals. No, it fucking isn't a job or a career, just fuck off.

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

No need to keep posting nonsense like this - your title of stupidest fucking prick on CC isn’t under threat.

Touched a nerve. Poof.

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

No police presence, eh? What better time to drive a monster truck back and forward through the massed ranks of faggots.

Make sure you hit @Ape™️

48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Roops culled him an hour ago.

I've always said she's the best moderator on here. At the very top of her game and ready to react with the reflexes of a cat, a fucking comatose cat in this instance.

2 hours ago, Basil said:

What would I be apologising for? Taking issue with your views about taking young boys into the woods?

You knew exactly what you were posting, and it's implications so stop hiding behind your gibberish and fuck right off the site.

All this deflection from yourself is making you standout like a bright pink Klingon warship with a faulty cloaking shield. Do you have any recommendations of where I can purchase a yew tree, preferably a sapling.

15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

A cunning newly-joined nonce bent on mischief might perhaps call some other cunt a nonce in a deliberate attempt to get coolered, thereby establishing a camouflage within which to lurk on his return, all the while fantasising about other members' grandchildren.

Not saying that's what's happened here, obviously...

Are you suggesting @Basil lives in a greenhouse. Not a bad shout as they do say, "methinks the thick cunt protesteth too much"

14 hours ago, Basil said:

Fuck all that. I want to know what you meant when you said it's natural for adult men to go into the woods with other people's young boys.

If I were you, I'd make the explanation you're about to give PHENOMINAL.

Phenomenal. 

You thick cunt.

Did you also fall off a 200ft cliff when you were in the scouts, only you landed on your head? It would explain a lot.

Bitch-cunt! For killing a stranger, although he was a spick, but more so for killing a cat and putting it in a blender - filming herself doing it. I would brutally arse fuck her with a broom handle covered in barbed wire before dribbling white vinegar up her arse afterwards. 

Spiteful fucking chink.

Bit of an 'Hoyle' drip.

22 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

 

A pair of mindless spastics, doing what they do best.

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

22 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

 

A pair of mindless spastics, doing what they do best.

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

22 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

 

A pair of mindless spastics, doing what they do best.

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

On 19/02/2024 at 13:29, ChildeHarold said:

He works as an advisor at the Unemployment Office. He can help you. 

And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on.