King Billy

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The heat has been absolutely unbearable here in Hertfordshire today too Doc. 40’C + in the shade (over 50 in the sun). I wouldn’t be able to bear it if I didn’t have my trusty bowler on (the hat my father wore). 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧

And if Punkape wasn’t banned he’d still be the sites no.2 shit-stirring old poof. The cunts an absolute fucking disgrace.

No one on here is thicker than me Frank and don’t you ever fucking forget it.

I’ve been watching his new podcast recently. You should have a look at it. It’s called ‘Whores under the hammer’.

The Vulcan exists in a parallel universe and her time isn’t the same as ours. She only flips in and out of our world when there’s a problem here that only she can solve, or someone that needs a good telling off.

The biggest mistake most preppers make when stocking up their bunkers is thinking that several pallet loads of bog rolls are somehow going to be necessary down there instead of packing every inch of storage space with pot noodles, Smash, cup a soups, Donald Trump memorabilia etc. and enough routine service parts to ensure that their imaginary M4 is still roadworthy enough to hop into and have a good scout around in, when they eventually emerge blinking into the daylight, after probably decades alone underground.

Now you’re cooking with gas Sweetie. My door’s always open for you too, when you’re finally ready to admit defeat and ‘blow Billy’. 😘

It’s a NWO illuminati thing Raas. Just feel privileged that she feels you a worthy enough adversary to earn it. A badge of honour is how I’ve come to regard them nowadays. I keep all mine in a massive glass display case down in the bunker next to the pyramid of tinned beans.

I just want you to know Doc that I was three quarters the way into one of my greatest power wanks ever reading this, and then you had to go and fucking spoil it, just when I was feeling the first tingles of what I was starting to believe would be a truly unforgettable tsunami level vinegar stroke. Taking such a cheap shot at me and all the hard graft I’ve put into calling out the insufferable cunt for as long as I can remember killed the moment instantly for me. As you must know I’m not one to take things too personally (or perish the thought) bear grudges, but rest assured that I’ll never forgive or ever forget what you’ve done to me.

Voice of an angel….arsehole like the isle of Anglesey. Fat ugly Welsh cunt.

Yes

Our ‘Conservative’ government lolololol has today announced that ‘they’ (we the taxpayer) are to fund £117m for the security of Mosques across the U.K. due to the unprecedented rise in ‘Islamophobia’ since the Oct.7 Islamist terrorist attacks in Israel. 🤔 Unless I’ve been sleeping for the last five months or so the only religious sectarianism I’ve observed on the streets of Britain has been entirely coming from the other direction and directed at the victims of the aforementioned atrocity. I can’t recall the last time I saw a news report of a Mosque or Islamic school being vandalised or needing 24hr security guards, unlike every Synagogue and Jewish school that I drive past daily. The truth that every one of our cowardly, traitorous politicians and MSM schills knows is that the British Jews, the vast majority of the traditional British population and therefore every single person who’s not a member of the protected ‘peaceful’ flying carpet cult isn’t the imagined threat that has been conjured up out of thin air and labelled as ‘far right extremists’ to be hunted down and jailed. Its time the British working class who’s taxes pay for all this self flagellating BS finally grow a pair and say ‘NO thanks. Go fuck yourselves’ to the traitors in power who’ve been dry shafting them up the arse for decades and receiving a big fat thank you for their brazen treachery.

‘Will you marry me? I’ve got a gun in my pocket if the answer’s no.’

ELC is one of the rising young stars of CC in my opinion. I cast no aspersions in his direction H. What I’m actually trying to say is ‘What the fuck are you rattling on about?’

It used to be a bit of a mystery to me how Steve Martin became such an unfunny cunt after a great start to his career in films like The Jerk and TMWTBs, then Planes Trains and Automobiles and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. But I guess I’ve just answered my own question as the more big budget and Hollywood mainstream he got the more shit and unfunny he became. Lets hope Rosie Jones doesn’t sell out and head off to LA chasing the big bucks superstar dream. This country is already short enough of ugly little spazz’s to laugh at.

I remember when I was a teenager, about five of us all mushroomed off our nuts, going to the VHS rental shop with a list of tapes we’d written down to hire. The guy behind the ramp who knew us all tbf ran out of patience and chucked us all out after spending at least ten minutes searching for ‘The With Two Brians’. We probably weren’t helping when he asked who’s in it and he’s being told Doctor Ufuhhhrrer and Anne Amahaaamelmahey.

I met the worst tobogganist ever the other day. Cunt had no Benson King Size or Marlboro Lites for sale.

Thank you for making me realise that I’m not the most fucked up hombre on here.

Out of likes Eric. ’’Brayden is moving into my place and I don’t care if he craps in my bed. I’ll rub it on my tits”.

I believe it’s called ‘conversion therapy’ nowadays. The old, tried and tested course of treatment (a couple of months of daily ECT followed by a full frontal lobotomy) is apparently not appropriate anymore, as it has negative connotations for some of todays little snowflake nut nuts with all their newfangled ‘mental elf’ issues.

You obviously haven’t watched ‘The Greasy Strangler’ then. It took about seven or eight viewings before I included it in my top ten.

‘Only twelve years a bruddy srave and now the brack bastard want lepalations?’

No.

I’ve scored the winner in four World Cup finals, and won Wimbledon twelve times.