King Billy

Don’t ever give up on your dreams no matter how crap they are

Eric’s got a spare bed. She might return to normality in his boy cave with the my little pony curtains and they could play Pokemon on his Nintendo 64. One day with him and she would be strapping on her belt made from Eric’s empty froot shoot cartons and jumping out the window to get away from the annoying “little” weasel that Wizz has made him into

You’re still waiting for Wizzy to explode in your gaping dung hole and ask you to marry him. You silly silly little boy

Shall I go back under my bridge then and wait to explode Master?

Eric spoiled 5 application forms for The Jeremy Kyle show. He would have failed the lie detector anyway and he doesn’t have any dna apart from all the semen in his arse and the Wizz’s saliva on his neck when he s bent over taking it like the “little bitch” that he undoubtedly is

So you can giggle like a fucking little girl

I’ve always suspect Da Vinci was just a fair to middling copy artist

Gone very quiet. I guess it must be pot noodle time down at ‘Fuckwit Fields’ the retirement home for homosexual retards

I knew we would become close friends one day. Thanks pal But seriously though fuck off and die painfully and slowly cunt

She does look great

Please accept my sincerest apologies I completely forgot to call you a massive CUNT

Another profound reply from the arsehole formerly known as Eric

Exact description of your avatar or is it an avatar ? What time are you scheduled to die? I really don’t want to miss it

Erics busted arse

No

The FBI profiling unit at Quantico have a vacancy which I believe you would be ideally suited to. If you email the firing range manager and enclose a nice photo of yourself I’m sure they could find a position for you, just like Wizz has been for years now you little faggot bitch ass cunt

Sorry I fell asleep halfway through that. Have you anything else, possibly a bit more interesting to say? If not, bye then wanker

I know you’re a thick fucking cunt so no need to over stretch your walnut by signing off every post

I’m sure I’ve heard that reply before. Has your Fisher Price computer, the one with the big yellow buttons finally decided to turn on you as well. You useless fucking pice of plankton.

I Holmes and Watson. Hmmmm

No

Sorry it’s happy hour. Try wizzerspoons there’s something going on on the men’s bog might be more your thing you miserable looking cunt

No

So he can kiss little Eric without straining his excuse for a spine

Try the fairy isles 🧚🏽‍♂️