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King Billy

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  1. Eric’s not confident enough to get on them yet. And also Wizz doesn’t want to leave any bloodstains on the seat in case anyone starts putting 2+2 together and works out what they’ve been doing in Eavans’s shed on the allotment
  2. True comedy gold Little Eric with his Peter Crouch replica shirt on
  3. Little Eric’s arse hole is worse than Uncle Alberts broom. It’s had 7 new sleeves and 8 new butt cheeks. But he can still bend over and get Wizz horned up with a wink
  4. Perhaps little Eric could apply for medical school then if Wizz helped him fill out the application form, after he’s pummelled his little cherry. And then they could both jump into the nearest wood chipper.
  5. In his Bay City Roller platforms. He had to give up decorating after he fell off the skirting ladder
  6. It doesn’t always work like that. You are without doubt one of Britain’s biggest cunts, despite being only 4’11” small
  7. Being on the door at legoland isn’t exactly up there with Paddy Mayne
  8. Aren’t you and eavens dead yet? Hurry up
  9. As opposed to pensioners savings
  10. How many fingers do you have on your cloven hoofs?
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