King Billy

Multicuntism

I don’t think they want any sperm

Sir Trevor McDonald can do a series on death row prisoners interviewing them before the car tyres are lit

Every summer I catch as many flies as I can and mid December I post them over to Africa. I know it’s only a drop in the ocean and I don’t expect I’ll ever get a knighthood like fucking Geldof but it’s not about me . Just as long as I can do my bit for their Christmas dinner.If only everyone could think the same. Then we wouldn’t have to put up with all this Red Nose bollocks.

So did The Bishop

He couldn’t hold my dick while I’m having a piss He’s a Grade A Cunt

You didn’t mention his raison d’etre ‘ Cuntus Giganticus’ syndrome without which he would just be another cunt on the corner

David Lammy MP is showing signs of advanced malnutrition, severely swollen abdomen, massively enlarged head and nonsensical gibberish mixed with equal part bullshit spewing from the sinkhole between his puffed up, holier than thou cheeks. Maybe he should fuck off to Africa and try out the “Eat as many flies as you like “ diet, followed by a 5 mile trek to the sewage filled river with a fucking bucket on his mongoloid head, to fetch a nice drink. Then he can explain why there will be no more aid from Britain because it’s racist, to the friendly oppressed natives who will be so grateful to him for his genius intervention, they will no doubt eat the fat sanctimonious little fucker.

‘Bertie’, You really are ‘super’but you should have a long hard look in the long ‘grass’. Kind regards, and don’t forget to go fuck yourself.

Fuckin snowflake homo cunts

Time for bed now Mr Smalls

Berk and another berk

Saddo

Dry your eyes

Grow up

It should read “ fucking laughing” underneath STOP

For a cabbage

I might have a bit under my foreskin you could buy

When do you plan to retire from your crossing?

Hope you get run over

During tender moments of intimacy with The Bishop, Are you the postman or the letterbox?

Try not to boast about it then

Might improve your breath, then you’d only have your feet and your BO to sort out.

Amanda Donohoe?

Naff Cunt munters?