King Billy

22 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Drip, drip, drip. 

This is only the beginning. 

Lizards, like many other species will soon be rendered extinct it appears. Climate change probably, as I’m not sure how they could pin it on  Donald Trump, although they have a knack of finding a way to blame him for almost everything that happens nowadays.

On 22/03/2024 at 18:06, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Will she outlive the King?

Of course not, I’m immortal. 
One day in the future there will just be Pen and me left. The tragedy is that there’ll be no one left to cheer me when I’m kicking seven shades of shit out of his enormous bollocks.

On 22/03/2024 at 17:13, Eric Cuntman said:

Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath.

 Pretending to be just a pitiful, middle aged, AIDS ravaged (but still rampantly active), common or garden homosexual sodomite?

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Little Napoleon has been setting his  sights on the hard man of Europe prize .He's been flexing his political muscles in Ukraine after virtually giving Zelensky a political blow job and suggesting again French  troops are deployed into  shithole Ukraine .Now Macron has released photographs of himself fighting with a punchbag  complete with bulging biceps , what's will he do next ? , ride a white stallion topless a la  Monsieur. Putin .What a cunt. Putin is the real deal , a Bond villain with a shark tank and various poisons with which to despatch who ever gets in his way and a popularity vote in Russia  western leaders would actually kill for .Little Napoleon on the other hand  gets tucked into bed everynight by his mother wife who tells him a nite nite  story  . It's fucking embarrassing .This ferocious French bulldog  display of machoness was sadly non evident in 1940 which may explain the French passion for dramatic over acting. De Gaul was the same , he hated the British for saving his skin so stomped  around like a 13 year old  Galic bully looking feintly ridiculous, he seems to have spawned a son.

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His ‘missus’ is a geriatric old bloke who was his teacher and fiddled with him at school anyway. FACT.

On 20/03/2024 at 19:22, Frank said:

Get fucked. 

How’s that worked out for you?

56 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

A bit like my Electric sewage digester. In as much that it breaks down a lot, and is full of shit.

Ha ha!  Serves you right for moving to France you mincing  old geriatric poof. If you’d stayed in the U.K. the NHS would have looked after you, and then you wouldn’t have had to buy a second (or third) hand colostomy bag on EBay, then constantly complain about your own shit running down your leg onto your flip flops.

Fuck off.

3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Suicide spring to mind.

Go for it.

5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt?

The old Stephen Hawking/Harvey Price conundrum? It’s almost impossible to pick a winner in such a 100% lose/lose contest without closely inspecting both of the competitors shit filled underpants.

On 17/03/2024 at 13:26, Cunty BigBollox said:

Throughout my 6+ years of being a member of this site, I have to admit, that is the weirdest fucking thing I've read on here. Are you normal?

I am.

3 hours ago, Eddie said:

Say it ain’t so Frank, has the darkie had you over? 

Bent over.

On 20/03/2024 at 08:21, Penny Farthing said:

Who the fuck are you .. we are not into that sort of thing .. show some respect to your betters. 😠

Get your cock out.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

It’s probably best that I lie low for the foreseeable. 

 

I know that in the past we haven’t seen eye to eye at times, but if you’re serious about fucking off for a while have you any tips for me to improve my popularity on here?

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

It’s nice (but wholly unsurprising) to see Frank making a complete fucking cunt of himself. What a strange and thoroughly unpleasant individual he is.

He’s the best on here at that and no mistake. 

On 18/03/2024 at 23:32, The Beast said:

Cockle picking in Morecambe.

Cock sucking in the public toilets on Marylebone Road is a  safer bet.

On 19/03/2024 at 18:42, Frank said:

I’m here all day every day until the freak returns, and. 🕺 

Fuck off.

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Mutual masturbation is the poor man's cognitive therapy.

Giro Wanker.

4 hours ago, Neil said:

I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her.

I know you don’t need any advice when it comes to a bit of covert late night excavation Neil, but frantically exhuming Phil the Greek with your trousers round your ankles, then emptying both throbbing bollocks into his decomposing gob, before making your escape in the clapped out Bedford  Rascal might just be pushing your luck in a manner that could be regarded as complacency by some.

10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I think I'm grounded enough to realise I'll never win any popularity contests.

No shit Sherlock? 🤫

On 17/03/2024 at 09:19, Frank said:

It’s not surprising that your like-to-post ratio has dipped below 50%. I told you from the outset that you’re not good enough for these pages, and that ratio speaks volumes. Moron. 

Idiot. Give it a rest ffs.

On 18/03/2024 at 19:15, Snowy said:

Now I'm not gonna go all @King Billy and say this behaviour is the occult, maybe they are drinking the blood of babies,it's the illuminati all some other shit pot crazy theory,I have my niche he has his.

It’s definitely the occult and our old friends the illuminati. My mate Sid Slackjaw has indisputable proof, and he was just about to go public with it when he got sectioned again last week.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.

On 19/03/2024 at 11:46, Dyslexic cnut said:

Gay pooftah cunts.

😘

On 19/03/2024 at 11:12, Roadkill said:

unlike @Mrs Roops and @King Billy - we have the self control to understand that an argument between us would hold very little entertainment value for spectators.

She’ll be gutted to learn this, being the flamboyant crowd pleaser that she thinks we all worship her as. 

13 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

There are doubtless specialist forums, full of other dull, boring, tedious cunts, where your fascinating political insights would receive the respect and discussion they deserve.

‘No Friends or Family Reunited’ ?

9 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

You spectacularly stupid fucking cunt. What possesses you to post drivel like this? 

Decades of practice.

13 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

And if you’re rude to my mate @Cunty BigBollox again I’ll cut your fucking jacobs off.

Even though Drew is most likely surrounded by dozens of empty cider bottles and snoring face down into a huge pile of his own sick right now Ape, you deserve credit for this statement. I’m sure he’ll thank you for it when he wakes up tomorrow (or sometime in the next few days) and sees that you’ve still got his back.