Major Cunt

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/commuters-saw-man-have-sex-with-goat-6329803.html It was Hull, I stand corrected, close enough though!

I do now, though due to a combination of not giving a monkeys and being to lazy to check, I'm gonna take your word for it. I did go with the family to Hunstanton and Chromer a few years back, had a pleasant time with nice beaches I recall. I was under the impression that the county sport though involved milk crates behind livestock, on exposed fields next to commuter rail lines, encompassing a danger fuck!

All valid points there Judge. However I would definitely introduce article 5 as evidence. Being unsure of one's sexuality and suffering complications, related to late stage syphilis.

Eric won't like you speaking of his bird, like that!

She's a lady Doc, she arrives, she doesn't cum!

To be fair Doc, I'd happily let her nosh my stock of sugar cubes, as opposed to my pork sword on health and safety grounds, with tombstones like that. Apart from his ability to put his Brogues in any subject he waxes on, along with being a privileged cunt, plus murmurs of being a swordsman, which this clearly alludes to. I know little else about Bojo, my waters however tell me over the coming weeks, were to hear he has more skeletons in his closet than Dennis Nielsen. I'm left thinking just as with most of these other cunts, with to much power and coin doing the same. Surely you could have punched a bit more above your weight, via smashing some tastier young skirt.

Sheer class Eric. Have a like!

Bollocks Jewdy. Your well aware of that particular coffin dodgers hangout, in fact I'd wager your a regular, at least or until, Sir Nige opens a UKIP social club. Besides I'm the right side of 40. I do remember the 80s vaguely as I child, though definitely not with the halcyon fuzz a man of your advanced years would. I've had Nick Griffin on the blower this morning, he's still quite unhappy with those Crayola drawn National Front posters you designed in the 70s.

Ratty your starting to make far to much sense lately. It's quite unsettling tbh. Please send the Fuhrer my regards!

Excellent. Oh and fuck off!

I'm in the process of blocking it now after being bored shitless by its inane drivel. Where's the button and option to block it?

I take it you didn't pull at the Derby Joan club last night then? Despite you going heavy on the brut for the Vera Lynn tribute act. Saying that though, you managed to end the night with a saveloy in your palm and mouth. So 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

I'll bear this in mind Decs. However I'm prepared to give Shitters the benefit of the doubt for now. He's so far managed to despatch Pen in one sentence. Followed by an original wind up of the mobility scooter pimping, Charlton supporting, Brixton sexagenarian. He certainly knows how to work the crowd. All that's left now is a cunting of Withers guaranteed to produce a Chernobyl type meltdown. I've heard a few tales of the earlier incarnation of the corner, where accusations of Savilery and incest were rife. Raising a chuckle I'm left thinking how did the tranny survive and I joined to late.

In your pretend hamlet in Cheshire I'm certain most things do. Besides I thought you'd fucked of to your Angolan rent boy. Sorry my mistake, golfing holiday.

Continue to make me laugh Shitters and it's a possibility. The leaderboard has been a shambles.

I've often pondered this question myself Shitters, after reading his Tennants Super fuelled diatribes of a night, I'm left with the following thoughts. If he's unfortunately managed to pass his genes on a generation, his children should at least be twenty odd. As I picture him a sexagenarian constantly harking back to the good old 70s. Despite Stavros making the takeaway wheelchair/mobility scooter friendly for him. Then swap Charlton conservative club for the Plumstead Derby and Joan! Bingo (at the Derby and Joan obviously)

My kinda prime minister Judge. I've always found Bojo amusing, his ability to piss people of is unparalleled, with the rank and file cunts of the party faithful. It's really just a figurehead role as we all know being the PM, however if we've gotta have a Tory government, let this fucker lead it! Though as you pointed out, there gonna chuck him under the bus with some seditious scandal.

He washes my car at the weekend, I wasn't aware he was moonlighting. I always presumed those extra services were for a full valet, you live and you learn eh.

You're a right fucking cunt aren't you? Unfortunately far beyond the scope and merit of this site. Typical know it all make America shite again, shitcunt!

Why air your public fantasies on the corner, I'm sure Jacob your Eritrean rent boy would only charge an extra £10 to listen.

Jealousy will get you nowhere you gin soaked old tranny. Feel free to put caustic soda in your Horlicks later!

Well you won't mind if I block you then cunty. It's well overdue you bland insufferable nause! Reactor situation critical!

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Not that it matters, I'm sure your backdoor gets filled regardless, unfortunately not as often as you'd like, I would wager.

I thought you were leaving today? Get your story right Punkers. Don't forget that king-sized tube of KY Jelly and make sure you don't use condoms, like a good Catholic. p.s Fuck off