Major Cunt

"I can't answer, I'm no diplomat"

You make some interesting points there Roops which I failed to originally touch on. My personal theory as why Assange received such harsh treatment, is that it allows the Septic's plenty of time, to get an extradition request through the courts, while keeping him in custody. Now the Donald is denying he knows anything about Wikileaks and will no doubt continue this strategy, however if subpoenaed could he take the fifth?

Just got the news old Jules has received 52 weeks in jail for breaching his bail, over an offence he's not going to be prosecuted for in Sweden. Now I'm no legal eagle, however I have a feeling his time in Blighty is drawing to a close. Cue an extradition to the states on espionage charges then decades in jail, dealing with the wikileaks from his sphincter, caused by big Leroy and the boys. However this story has all the elements for the lefty's to champion, his co-accused being a transgender former soldier, along with being able get one over on the Donald. Watch this space!

Thanks for clearing that up Eric it's a weight of my mind.

Wizzy your a wise old cunt, Aristotle would be proud!

Its a technique and strategy I use myself!

Parking ticket? Your a blue badge holder for fucks sake, cheeky cunts!

Thanks for the heads up Decs you painted a very vivid picture there of Frank. Can't say I've had the pleasure/displeasure yet but I'm sure I'll paths will cross at some point, though definitely not our swords in the Cheshire golfing sense. Eric I have no doubt your secretly in touch with your feminine side, however to label you a hipster after the insight provided by Decs could be a fallacy, please feel vindicated, You some how became embroiled in my rant.

These cunts really should get there own nom.

Bollocks Eric I hear your very much in tune with your feminist side, along with dressing like one of those hipster cunts. You know baseball boots with beige chinos, that have divorced your ankles and married your knees.

Don't think Ratty's gonna need to break out the enigma machine for this one.

To be fair that could be any bird on any northern council estate.

I'd wager he's gonna be fine with that.

Who loves ya baby!

I've been gone a while but I'm quite sure that the step old Dick used, to be level with the punters, when holding them up is still there. The hospital's gone but no doubt there still old geezers, telling any cunt who'll listen about Turpin.

I think David Attenborough could easily get a 30 minute program out of these cunts.

You got a point there!

You stab yourself regularly with a 9 inch black dildo if there's no cock available.

After sitting down with my evening fare of sirloin steak and mixed veg, I decided to watch the news. (I'm giving RT a bash at the mo fuck the beeb cunts) There was an item on about Morleys chicken shops, running anti knife crime ads on fried chicken boxes. Cue the standard ask the customers what they think section, panning over to some fat cunt bearing a strong resemblance to Idi Amin. Dressed in the colourful garb fond of Nigerian scammers and Christian preachers from that part of the world. It just really beggars belief that you should have to run adverts, telling the yoots not to stab each other. Now I know longer live in the capital and I'm fucking glad, these shitholes are ten a penny and attract the vermin they deep fry (rats). About a decade ago in my younger years and on the piss in North London, I tried one of these establishments, fucking terrible! P.S Decs it was filmed in Brixton and an overweight fella glided by on a mobility scooter, I didn't see a cunts corner sticker on the back of it though.

"Leader of the gang" think it might be called a network Gary!

To be fair he's easy pray stuck on that reinforced mobility scooter.

Fuck me that's the first time you have made me laugh on here, probably because it sounds more than credible. Never mind you can come here and receive the same treatment!

I'd like to see Packham completing a Krypton Factor type course, in a big cat enclosure with starved Tigers. Be interesting to see if he's still that keen on conservation after. Fuck me Guard are you in Paddyland using a dial up modem,I hear it's cutting edge technology out there.

Olly's got a solution to that he's gonna drop the cunt from a great height first.

The sweaty socks spring to mind.