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Major Cunt

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  1. Major Cunt
    It wasn't that bad Gyps, but maybe drop the g from "broadcasting".
  2. Major Cunt
    You're a fucking idiot of the highest calibre. You contribute fuck all to the site, and are way out of your depth here! Take the hints, cunt!
  3. Major Cunt
    That's an interesting point Drew. If the yank old bill had been running late, he'd probably be dead via overdose, and this whole shit-storm could have been avoided. Fortunately its the Americans problem, and I honestly don't get these cunts over here defacing statues. Fuck me the slave trade ended 200 odd years ago, and if there had never been one Peckham could have been like Maidenhead. These people should really celebrate the slave trade. It saved them from a Ugandan mud hut.
  4. Major Cunt
    I don't think I'm in a pickle. I will however concede that the information I was given re The Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 was wrong, I'll give you that. However, my sentence on appeal was under 4 years, deliberately given so that it didn't effect the next 60 odd years of my life. I'm incredibly grateful for that. These judges are not always the out of touch old codgers their perceived as!
  5. Major Cunt
    I wouldn't hold your breath Bill. You will not see this mentioned on any mainstream media outlet, Channel 4 in particular.
  6. Major Cunt
    It's a common issue, and testing on every single os, and browser for every eventual possibility isn't plausible. As you well know, these fixes are done on the hoof with a patch or two, that's why we have updates. Personally, I've had no problems bar one server connection issue. The three dot ellipses also needs a label to the left containing the text "Options", just an idea?
  7. Major Cunt
    Any dodgy garage could have done that Stubbs, the old fashioned 'cut and shut'. It's a shame they didn't weld its fingers together!
  8. Major Cunt
    This is going to completely backfire on the cunts at the Brussels Buggery Corporation, as their pushing the agenda too fast. I can honestly see a massive rise in white nationalism (being patriotic). We could see a return to strength of organisations like Combat 18, and the BNP. White working class Britain is sick to the back teeth of this apologist attitude, and the Guardian reading middle class's fawning. I've never owned any slaves, and neither have any of my living relatives. There may have been in the past, but that's not my fucking fault, or any other living whites. We should be proud of our history. We gave many former colonies a system of law, language, architecture, and brought them out of the stone age, India being a prime example. All this is gonna take is an orator on the level of Enoch Powell, and things could turn quite ugly. I personally don't watch the beeb on principle, unless I'm checking the weather!
  9. Major Cunt
    I disagree on that. There incredibly hypersexual, and go down quicker than an old lady on a frosty morning. The outfits just an added bonus!
  10. Major Cunt
    Are you a fucking solicitor as well now? Your ego is unbelievable, I really do pity Mr Roops! If he ever needs a friendly chat, do point him in my direction. I've dealt with my fare share of armchair experts in the past, but you really are in a league of your own.
  11. Major Cunt
    Yes, and so would I. I'd also like to see a team of navis dig a 10 mile trench between our respective countries. I notice we're still financing your free prescriptions ect.
  12. Major Cunt
    Do you know anything at all about disclosing convictions? Generally, it's only relevant if you're going into certain professions. My conviction is non violent, isn't sexual, and if anything has taught me a lot about life. My conviction is considered spent, and my current boss didn't even ask. He's more concerned with deadlines being met, and my ability to work in a team. You're jealous Roops that's all. I do a job that you don't have the brain, or logic for. I know the truth, and that is all that matters. I congratulate you on getting clean though, it can't have been easy.
  13. Major Cunt
    There was no need to disclose the appeal at the time, and I still served just under two years. I think you're far more of a schmuck (ridiculous yank terminology) than me. You've been done Roops, except it and move on. Your inability to take it on the chin unless there's a tenner involved is your achilles heel.
  14. Major Cunt
    The sentencing judge failed to follow the guidelines in my sentencing regarding my age, previous good character, and rehabilitation. The appeal judge found the sentence excessive when my case came before him, and I was re-sentenced to 3 years 10 months. The barrister that handled that appeal is now a QC, and he skillfully got me out of the shit.
  15. Major Cunt
    On the subject of tinfoil origami, I've just made an interesting connection. Now you live in Stroud which also happens to have a 40 bed rehab, right? Now let's say on average that rehab releases 60 odd addicts a year on the local population. I'm beginning to become more, and more convinced that you were once a resident. I've never heard that saying before, but reading between the lines I'd say your an ex smackhead Mrs Google? You've also never heard of an appeal against sentence either, but I'm guessing you have now, given the current evidence. The need for that giant ego to be stroked has become your downfall. Marvelous!
  16. Major Cunt
    Now you're wrong on that Roops. There was an ammendment to the rehabilitation of offenders act 1974. You've just fucked up badly, and exposed yourself as the easily riled cunt we all know. Nice try though!
  17. Major Cunt
    Now that would be one hell of a show. The wheelchair waltz, raspberry tango, and caliper foxtrot. If it was produced, I'd wager heavily that cripple from the One Show would make an appearance.
  18. Major Cunt
    He's a narcissist, and quite possibly a psychopath. I'd like to see what he'd score on the Hare psychopathy checklist. The gold standard for testing his ilk. I agree that he's certainly delusional in his thinking. We also have another who's cock-sure that their jib is a cut above the rest. Surely a cunt above the rest is more befitting?
  19. Major Cunt
    Then, just like magic, the sites most obsolete punter appears. Why don't you put up another Rocky video, or dance like a Downs Syndrome sufferer on ecstasy?
  20. Major Cunt
    You're jealous, Roops. It's a terrible trait to have, why not distract yourself with the aviation industry, or hedge funds? Whatever floats your boat!
  21. Major Cunt
    What you've stated does sound more like a server side error re connection difficulties. I don't know what phone you use, but most come with a few tools for clearing the cache, and search histories ect. If it's running slower than when you bought it, give it a go.
  22. Major Cunt
    Just as a precaution Eric, download a copy of Malwarebytes, or Avast. There both free from the play store, and very easy to use mate. You'd be amazed at just how much malicious programs are lurking on some peoples phones.
  23. Major Cunt
    Hardly...
  24. Major Cunt
    Hilarious. You swallowed it though, hook, line and sinker!
  25. Major Cunt
    Eric, I believe "Sab" is an acronym for suspicious amatuer bullshit!
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