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Major Cunt

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  1. Fucked that one up Bill. Multi-tasking mate.
  2. I thought better of you than this, Jewdith. I was expecting Custers last stand, or Nelson torching boats. Instead I catch you licking arse? No bollocks wanker, as you would say!
  3. You mean the Village People. Was it at Greenwich Village, New York City? Off your tits on poppers and ketamine? Completely numb from toes to sphincter. You should get tested for aids Punky...
  4. Just listen to the chorus Roops, ignore the rest. A bit of advice as you seem to be taking a right kicking.
  5. Bang on there Trucker. The Prussian military officers mostly came from influential, or upper class families hence the von title. These men joined as army cadets, and were regarded as the best strategists and commanders of the Wermact. Von Manstien, Von Klugger, Von Gronning, and Von Paulus ect. If Hitler had let these men run the war without interference, things would have gone differently. No Stalingrad, as it was tactically unimportant and would have been bypassed, and cut off. The soldiers would have been commanded to be withdrawn saving a few hundred thousand. They were about 70 miles away from Moscow at one point, and that should have been the main objective. D-day would have been a lot fucking harder and cost many, many more lives, as only the Fuhrer could move this division. Which he did about 12 hours too late. Hitler the great military stratagist probably shortened the war by years with his megalomania.
  6. It's a little known fact that the Punkape family produced the ovens under a patent from Mielie. That's why there is both an oven and a traintrack on the family crest, both are partially covered by several well endowed spearchuckers.
  7. It's a good job it wasn't Network Rail. There'd be rail replacement buses to the concentration camps most weekends.
  8. We were just as innovative as the krauts. Bouncing bombs, Sherman Fireflys, deception, jet engine, plane mounted radar, advanced sonar, and a computer named Colossus - Churchills goose "that laid the most precious of eggs.
  9. Not my department gronda, and it's been a while coding Console applications in what's essentially a notepad. A bit like they did many years ago. I'm certain he'll find an orifice for it!
  10. The fact that your average Yank doesn't know that Trumps got them by the bollocks just confirms the stereotype of a Septic. If those fucking idiots don't re-elect him, that cunt Biden will be rolling out the red carpet. I think trying bring back engineering, and manufactures a solid idea.
  11. using System; class Program; // Punkape. exe { static void Main() { while (true ) // Loop indefinitely { Console.WriteLine("Quote selected post "); string line = Console.ReadLine() if (line == "exit") // Check string { break; } Console.WriteLine("beans, choppers, golf") Console.WriteLine("Fuck off" Console. ReadLine () } Environment. Exit } }
  12. It's a beautiful day if they've finally found Maddies killer. I just feal sorry for that pikey George Harrison, can't begin to imagine how he's feeling. Any thoughts on this Franco?
  13. Yep, once a birds disgraced herself by taking black cock I won't go near it either. It seems to be all the rage at the moment, the in fashion accessory for blondes. There used to be laws against these things. However, I do find some mixed race girls very fuckable. It's also become apparent that a lot of black female celebs have white husbands. I wonder why that is....
  14. You're not gonna have wait long, MC-Hammer. His kind normally get fucked off pretty lively in my experience. The whole brotherhood will mount a coordinated attack at some point, or he'll be dealt with by Admin.
  15. I'd seriously suggest you work on your material, because at the moment your making Pen look a top cunter.
  16. I'm trying to get hold of Roy Castle as I think we've got a Record Breaker. Strange how he died of lung cancer having never smoked. Maybe that trombone worked like a funnel for asbestos particles, and Superkings in social clubs...
  17. Ask the Jewish Judge if you can borrow his binoculars. He's quite the twitcher you know.
  18. You seemed a bit keyed up Eric, that's all. You're probably like myself and millions of others knowing that kung flu is all bollocks, and no doubt they'll be another lock down. I have a friend who is a drug worker mainly dealing with crack and skagheads. She has not heard of a single case either, and these fuckers share syringes....
  19. Calm down you mad bastard. I only hypothesised it could be him, and he's certainly better than HaroldChildish.
  20. Ah Reptile. I see you've snuck back with another name, and an obligatory nonce as an avatar. Nice to see you sticking to your winning formula again....
  21. Perhaps you should practice what you preach dear?
  22. Certainly nothing more than a Reader Wives spread at best, Wolfster. Spread being the operative word here.
  23. I believe it has to do primarily with a gas pipeline from Russia to Germany. Now, the Donald's not too keen on this idea, as its going to be cheaper than importing his liquefied natural gas. Thats the yanks for you...
  24. Nature normally sorts it out smallpox ect. I'm not up for a debate as I've been getting stoned, and sampling all evening.
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