Major Cunt

I'm sure Ched offered to service Ennis over the transfer objection.

I do alright for myself Ed, in that department. Unfortunately I have terrible taste in woman, and often found what's underneath the skin is a fucking nutter. Unlike your good self, I was born handsome instead of rich. It's a curse!

Mmm, I'm going to retract that last comment. I didn’t forsee a picture of Ennis in full blown ripped olympian mode. I was speaking of her now. I don't mind bee sting tits if It's compensated by a fine arse and legs. I reckon she bangs like a barn door in a gale.

I'd bang Ennis, the body on its superb, and she's more white than black.

As the Judge will tell you. It's "he who bums cums".

I'd be up for 1944. That would be one hell of an experience. It's in my blood, been a few Majors in the services . And as Judge will tell you as a criminal I'm proficient with firearms. I am, but from both clay and skanky pigeons.

Here's one. Sebastian Coe one of Punkers old pals. Fair play for the medal Seb, but you sold yourself out. You cunt!

Pen, and Punkers are the general constants in this structure. Are you sure you haven't been here before? You can't be one of the usual suspects as they wouldn't remember your kingdom being too young. I might be wrong?

Everybody's gone off to fantasy land bar Judge. If I can say one thing, at least the old cunts consistent with his ignorance!

It's certainly been a while. I've read some vintage Frank and I'll give him his dues, despite being a right cunt.

The emperors palm can be greased Rolly, its not a problem, everybody has a price. I couldn't possibly comment in detail on the brothels, as I have diplomatic immunity in @King Billyprincipality, but I can assure you you're missing out.

Why are you obsessed with cocks up the arse in jail? You're a strange fella Jewdz, but I'm sure you can find a porn site that'll cater to your desires. Of course you're against legalisation, and nobody here is surprised by this revelation. Mainly due to your complete ignorance in all areas. You really are a complete tosser!

Eric, you've just taken the words from my mouth with this post. Yes, it's a well known fact that cannabis smokers kick the shit out of their wives, and maraudering groups of young men glass innocents when stoned. Regarding the mental health aspect of ganja use it does not cause schizophrenia, but can trigger it off if there's already an underlying propensity. I'm just about to build an L-paper as we speak!

Jealousy is an incredibly distasteful trait, Jewdith. I provide a better service than that cunt Bezos, and I'm not in the illuminati!

Thanks for being so candid, Rolly. Ive heard the kingdom has incredibly fertile soil perfect for a certain herb. Now the Major's more than prepared to work with wizard on this. In fact, when I broached the idea he suggested turning the kingdom into a full blown narco state, and suggested we grow opium too. Why do you think my dear friend King Billy is recession proof? It's not just the brothels.

Rolly, I've made £600 today from the comfort of my home. I know it's a pittance to your vast wealth, but I'm quite content given this current economic situation.

I said exactly the same. I'm prepared to give her a right sore arse( just use a bit of spit) for her crimes.

I know I've been completely fucking plastered. I believe it's called method acting, Eric.

Bullshit never happened. I've never once come across anybody with the name Punkape, but I'd imagine many Jamaicans have cum across or inside a Punkape.

The Judge has told me that you're incredibly interested in the McCann case, and you have some information regarding the swarthy George Harrison lookalike. What's the angle here?

Indeed. Its a shame Concorde became such a money pit. One can only hope Frank travels on a third world domestic flight.

Thanks Jewdz. I've heard rumblings during the McCann investigation that the child snatcher was a swarthy George Harrison lookalike, maybe that's part of it? You also have to factor in the (imaginary) yacht, and the amount of time allegedly spent in the Faro District. As a detective I'd expect you to follow these matters up, especially the close friendship with one of the Freud's. Now this is no accusation, but it is an observation!

On the contrary Jewdz. I enjoy our brinkmanship as much as you do.

Much like you Frank, you're old news and an incredibly distasteful character. Using tragic personal circumstances for cheap shots. Most of the board think your a total wanker. Now fuck off!

Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdy. Its quite a simple process, well it used to be prior to the jihadists plane exploits. You fly to Canada then cross the border via car or coach. Mind you, if they do catch you it's a return flight to blighty. Regardless of my role in a criminal conspiracy I'm a changed man, but the Yanks aren't too interested in that. Mind you, I could always get Frank to make the crossing in his imaginary yacht. No need to thank me, but do seriously consider joining Alcoholics Anonymous.