Major Cunt

Good. I noticed old Roops let that Greek cunt out the cooler again, in a vein attempt to put the cat amongst the pigeons. It's not quite working out though. The dickhead still hasn't made a nom, and is utterly shite. What's a man to do Withers? Personally, I think the kindest thing at the moment would be a booking at Dignitus.

Considering your well publicised battle with Bulimia. I've a feeling you're wrong, again.

Don't think so mate. It's not one of the better known ryming slang, though.

I'm a Rastafarian, Jewdz. So I'm just rolling a fat zoot, I don't take anything prescription wise from the Babylon unless necessary. Well apart from the odd Xanax or Valium. I'll bear that in mind however, Jewdz. Thanks. I've been winding up some of the Wall boys I know regarding Charlton's new owners. 🎵 We're in the money 🎵 Back where we belong as a mid table premiership club. Problem with the Wall is, well there's more than a few, but no Arab or Cossack is stupid enough to buy that pile of shit for a few rubles, or camels. Know what I mean...

Thanks, Frank. High praise indeed. Anyway, when the fuck are you gonna up your game? Even Judge is making you look a cunt. Not difficult, granted, but amusing nonetheless.

You get a like based purely on the Sidney Cooke reference. It's nice to see there's still a bit of quality cunting now and again. I think he's still alive too. The filthy cunt must be about 90 odd. Unfortunately society denies the victims families the justice of old Sid receiving a jug of boiling water and sugar, or a good slashing. Yes, he gets to live with his own sort protected, where they swap stories about raping children no doubt. Mind you one of his gang a nonce nicknamed Catweasel got stabbed to death in some high security nick. So there's hope.

That's a plan and a fucking half, Killer. Especially the elephant based multiple rocket launcher. We could be onto something here. How about a wild boar equipped with mini mi machine guns each side, ridden by pygmy forest dwellers. What's your thoughts on this Eric? I've a feeling this is right up your street.

My, my you're a touchy soul, ain't you? A word of advice my pedigree chum - cunts who come on here giving it the Barry McGuigan* don't last too long. I know more about cunting than a fucking gynaecologist. So wind your neck in dickhead. * Barry McGuigan = the bigun

It's not often you and I agree, but on this rare occasion you're absolutely right.

Shafernacker sounds like a brand of pretzel, or an act performed by someone living an alternative lifestyle. Think Punker's.

Remember that cunt who used to jump about a floating polystyrene map of the UK? It was on one of those shit This Morning type shows. I'm pretty sure he got done for noncing recently. The filthy beast of a cunt!

Sorry General Gyppo, but I can't have a serious discussion about hypothetical wars with a Richard*, despite your rank. * Richard the III = bird

Obviously we'd be sending em a few hundred odd tomahawks and the Ruskies equivalent. Not forgetting a navel bombardment. The Chinks and the Afghans two very different animals. The latter we trained and live in the fucking stone age, in a vast mountainous land like Swiss cheese. When they're not kicking the shit out of foreign invaders, they're kicking the shit out of each other. Good luck to em I say. Just don't come over here with that old bollocks. I'll have Judge out on Frank's dinghy with a harpoon off Faversham.

I'd like to see an international force including the Ruskies and NATO launch a ground invasion of China. Strictly a conventional war no nukes, and put the yellow cunts in their place.

Indeed, RK. That WW2 wonga was mainly due to them producing arms for us and the other allies. Now that's good business. The only change in the game now is what contracts can they get to rebuild what they fucking destroyed in the first place. Along with training the new military and looting natural resources. If that fails, then they just print more money.

Oh yes, the amazing Yanks. A country who's infrastructure was once the world's finest and efficient. Not any more though. They took their eyes of the Chinese and started 2 fucking illegal wars costing trillions, not to mention the maimed, dead and fucked with PTSD. Their bridges, flyovers, canals and highways are fucked. They could have used all those stolen black gold trillions to fix it. Give me the NHS any day over some private firm. At least I don't need a twenty in my pocket for the ambulance fare. @judgetwi loves the Septics. Case closed.

After they've already started building it and compulsory purchased land. Makes perfect sense doesn't it. We need another fucking airport certainly not just another runway. If the Victorians were running this show Pen would be 12, and we'd have a new airport in 18 months. Cunts.

Holly shit. That's Jewdy pre-wheelchair era.

Pens, employed by Armitige Shanks for exactly that purpose. Allegedly due to having a bladder that has more psi than a Karcher power washer.

Would you like to lick my arse Judge? I've just had a shit....

I think I've worked out your identity, Reptile....

Look at you Jewdz? Growing a pair of bollocks now his arselicker mates are backing him up. I can take the piss out of cunts like you all day. Know what I mean. Fat fucking wanker.

I've seen some turds of a first post, but this one takes the biscuit. Put in some context, humour and why Failing that I saw Jeyes Fluids on offer, so you could knock back a punch bowl.

I believe that's called doing a Micheal Spinks in the boxing game.

Larry Holme's. He'd have sparked him out, longest holder of the belt I believe.