Major Cunt

Fuck your rules. I break em don't make em. And fuck yourself while you're at it. You have no common at all in that ivory tower.... Reminds me of the mayor of Aachen.

By the way you pompous prat you've just broken one of your own fucking rules. 'Rool whatever' - family? You gonna go in the cooler? I was well aware of the consequences. What was said in courts called mitigation by a defence barrister. Dickhead.

Fuck off. Starting to get personal mentioning family. An idiot with higher IQ than you and common sense to boot. Ignorant fucking sheep believing the party line.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fqph.fs.quoracdn.net%2Fmain-qimg-d68c749e23b29302419499edf2e808ef&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.quora.com%2FWhat-are-the-best-books-from-a-beginner-to-cyber-security-special @Mrs Roops

Indeed jiggers my adopted home has a massive skaghead problem. I was in a taxi the other night and there the only ones out. I reckon the brown must be the Covid vaccine.

What about the rhoypnol chasers you ply the lucky ladies or is it old school rag and cloroform.

I like you Eric. You're man after my heart.

Well as we've been locked down for the last 2 odd months and there's only so much Netflix, porn you can watch. It's being reported illicit drug use is right up and why fucking not. Mines been about the same a few Xanax now and again with a joint or two a day. Anyone else been dabling? Come on fess up it's the Corner ffs. A part from Drew as you're normally pissed anyway.

It's called common interest we appreciate each others humour, and this place needs a star player. Have a little heart and I'll give you some security tips... I'd be the same for Judge,Bill, Eric and others it's called loyalty.

There's no fucking way that cunt's been to Oxford, Cambridge, Durham or any other uni. He's possibly done a basic literacy course in adult education and got confused. He's certainly not confused on the sexuality front though. In all my time here I've never once heard him once mention doggy-styling Megan Fox, or any other female for that matter. I could picture him having a tug over Anne Widdecombe though. Not that I'd want to, obviously. Sexually repressed fantasist cunt.

You got the accent spot on there, Hardman. 😁

@judgetwi, I've been re-watching the Sopranos this week and for some reason this scene reminds me of you.

Oh dear. You really are a spent force.

Indeed. You didn't need to be Alan fucking Turing to connect the dots regarding Reptile. More like Alan Whicker with your " in-depth forensic analysis". Roops, you scatty cunt. When I spoke about the release of certain toxic characters I was thinking Christmas at the earliest. Instead I'm greeted to another fucking 'Rocky' video, whilst Decs is still doing bird for a minor infraction. Jesus wept.

Occasionally, but not enough to buckle a wheelchair. Just remember... There's always a fucking way, Jewdy.

I never knew brass houses were synonymous with Tetley. You live and you learn, eh, Bill.

So he's a cross between Michael Palin and Liberace with a learning difficulties.

Marvelous. I remember that cunt he was always half cut on wine. As for Melinda I'd definitely let her suck me off.

A spot on character assessment of this bloated wanker who's in top position on the Majors irritating cooking cunts section. If he made the kids healthy but tasty food then I'd say fair play. Apparently there's a lot of food poverty in this country which is sad but Oliver's still a prize cunt.

I dunno. Everybody here plays a character with their own legend to a degree. I'm not saying the emaciated wanker hasn't got a few quid, but it don't bring happiness. As for him jet-setting the globe and driving Bentley's that's probably total bollocks. Sadly I missed his early career as the taverna plot was an excellent coup, don't you think. @judgetwi If he was my faithful dog I'd put it out of its misery with a handgun. But as you mention it I'd shoot Frank too. Firstly in each kneecap then sending his syrup* flying with a headshot as the coup de grace. *Syrup and fig = wig

He must have a thing for the middle ages as he imagines picking Roops chastity device and unbuttoning her wale bone corset.

Fuck off, you drunken fool!

Yeah? I'll install a special pressure plate package under your mobility scooters seat, packed with 1/2 kilo of plastic explosive peppered with nuts and bolts. You'll look like fucking Swiss cheese. Keyboard warrior cunt.

Fair enough. It was a good call Roops as I personally think he's either incredibly either sad, bitter or a total cunt. If he at least joined the meandering discourse he'd still be a cunt though, only slightly less.

What we're doing in the art of artificial intelligence is already very advanced. But the military being 10 years ahead already have an ai driven tank. So imagine what they've really got. In a research test two AI computers were linked as an experiment, only to eachother other as there was absolutely no possible internet connection. After a few days the machines invented their own language to communicate, and nobody knew how to read or decipher it. Cunts.