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Major Cunt

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  1. Major Cunt

    Wong flu -Id19

    I don't want to go all David Icke here Eric, and potentially make myself look a Judge*. However, if you put the plot of the film into context, it does make sense. If we we're genuinely being used as human batteries by a race of self aware, artificial intelligence robots obviously we wouldn't know. It sounds bizarre to actually write the above sentence, but it seems that humanity is inherently doomed to fuck things right up. It wouldn't be too much of a push to suggest we're not the first civilization on this planet either. * Basically, a bit of a cunt.
  2. Most sex workers are addicted to crack aswell as heroin, Punkers. For a man with the connections to the West African rent-boy scene as yourself, I'd expect you to know this.
  3. Anything more than a handfuls a waste Roops, in my humble opinion. Anyway, are there any plans in place to release Kleftiko? I've heard you allude to the "release of more toxic characters in the future". Not that I'm asking for the cunts release. Sadly, he's become incredibly tedious and predictable. Like Jewdy, only sober.
  4. A real life Uncle Albert haha.... Could you imagine the snowflakes if we did have another conventional war. Different breed of men back then. We would be royally fucked.
  5. Something that should not be forgotten. My grandad fought his way off a beach the first time. The Luftwaffe diving in. Yeah I joke about Nazis but I've watched "world at war" , and it just makes me feel I'm glad evolution caught up. I mean come on. The height of cultured civilization behaving like that, Concentration camps ect. The krauts had some quality weaponry, but were fucked on their supposedly unbreakable codes.
  6. I know mate, he aint gotta "Jew" , lol.
  7. Can't make any promises regarding the wheelchair, Jewdz, as I'm a bit of a cunt and would puncture one, you're right.... However my four cannabis ruderalis plants on my balcony are enjoying this beautiful weather. They're an auto-flower and will be ready in 70 odd day's. It's strictly for personal use but I'm gonna bring you an eighth along as we're pals. You should come here more often in the morning as you're far less of a cunt sober! 😁
  8. Well, would you at least be interested in some tickets for a West End show then, Jewdy?
  9. You partially sighted or just a prat? Maybe both, but I'm inclined to think the latter.
  10. I doff my hat to you, Bill. I'm in full agreement about sampling the goods, it would be like owning a ganja plantation and not having a joint. Besides, how is the owner to know if they can suck a cock properly. It seems both logical and prudent. Any chance of a CC discount?
  11. I'd imagine you've said that many a time in the Pink Oboes toilets.
  12. It's a God-awful strange affair With his skullcap and his curly hair Post of the fucking year! 😂😂😂😂
  13. Excellent work Hardman. We've completely disarmed him without a shot being fired, lol.
  14. I reckon that picture was taken in Jewdy's weight watchers days, as he's traded the hog in for a spacker chariot.
  15. Don't forget "Hardman", and we've done this before "mastermind". What an oxygen thieving fat cunt he is, eh?
  16. I take it you've been re-reading your "Harry Potter" collection during the Covid lockdown? I mean, come on, where on earth would a below 70 IQ at a push memorize Latin? I'm glad that you're dedicating that 4000th post to me, as it's clearly a sign I've got you rattling like the snake you are. Shalom, you numb from the waist down, dim witted spacker! 😁
  17. "Why"? Because you can't keep your mind bogglingly stupid fat mouth shut. I've also offended you by mentioning a spacker deformity. Calm down Fatboy, it's not my fault you're a raspberry. Keep up mastermind.
  18. I always refer to people with that sort of deformed appendage as a wanking claw.
  19. It probably builds it's own dam once a month.
  20. Bullshit never happened. Mrs Roops full-time mother, venture capitalist, 24/7 moderator, polymath and now runs mountains like an Ibex. The sort of cunt that probably says they got every question right on last weeks University Challenge.
  21. I'd suggest you invest in a Barbour jacket and trousers before your next big hunt sabotage. One misplaced Welly boot, and you'll be on your knees sorounded by every horse, hound, and several cunts called Rupert.
  22. On the ropes again, or should that be on the Roops. Of course I'm gonna try and minimise my involvement in a criminal act resulting in a court case, It's called mitigation. Especially when your other defendants are happy for this picture to be painted. Any woman who posts a picture of herself bent over a cheap sofa on a website, is either incredibly in insecure or just a bit of a slag. You're a bullshiter Roops. The international businesswoman of capital investments who manages to be on here 24/7. You don't know me, so leave out the cod psychology, and fuck off, obviously.
  23. Mrs Roops how on earth does your estrogen scattered brain reach the conclusion I'm easily manipulated by the offer of sex? That's one hell of a bizarre statement to make you pompous prat. I'm actually still waiting for you to see the big picture of why and how recent wars were engineered for the pillaging of natural resources. You're certainly intelligent, but your fragile belief system traps you, and you're sadly a believer of all you read in the Guardian et al. I hope one day you wake up and can see through the smoke and mirrors. I'm not going to hold my breath though, as I've quoted you before "common sense is unfortunately not a prerequisite of intelligence." I'm certainly not a week character, and I wonder if you could handle a couple of years at her majesty's pleasure? I doubt it. Then to turn things 180 degrees, and then earn a degree in software engineering ( no pun intended). Work incredibly hard and became a respected coder, and put the past to bed. I'd class that as character building missis!
  24. Seeing as you're one of the main instigators of "inter member acrimony" on this bizarre piss taking site. I strongly suggest you fuck right off, before I make you run to Roops again. Hypocritical, crippled, halfwit cunt.
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