Major Cunt

Or at the Elm Guest House....

Cyril should have got on the pipe instead of fucking disadvantaged kids, the fat cunt could have lost some weight. It's a fucking liberty that the top nonces are never brought to book, and continue to run the government.

Excellent post Wolfster. I completely agree that there would always be a black market undercutting the treasury as criminal groups will always find a niche. The main problem with the ganja that's being sold on the streets is the chemicals used in illicit grows at home. Because it's illegal and highly profitable they don't give a fuck what they feed them as long grow quicker. Cannabis is a 3 month cycle until the buds are ready for harvest then onto the streets. Prior to the 2000's 90 odd percent of it was imported from source countries grown by the locals, and it was a completely different buzz compared to the shit that's peddled now. Regarding the NHS it's a no brainer with alcohol, but I'd wager it brings more dosh into the coffers than what the NHS loses sadly.

My personal opinion on this whole pandemic is that it's a beta test for something much worse in the future. Be that an economic meltdown or Covid mk11 ect which would kill millions. Seeing how well we respond to curtails of liberty, and how we respond to mass scaremongering via mainstream media. The yanks had a martial law exercise planned called Rex84 which was never used, but makes interesting reading.

It's the standard round for the AK-74 I believe, but it was for the AK-47. Is this correct @Eric Cuntman? Our resident firearms expert.

I've quite enjoyed my social distancing so far to be honest. Cunts crossing over the road when you cough, and a chance to catch up on some classic films while dealing with only a few cunts in person. Give it another week or two at a push then I'll probably detest it.

It's been suggested on more than one occasion that Judgetwat makes himself a little Demestos cocktail, but fear not. I've a feeling that when the shops run out of Special Brew he might just do it, if he's out of Brute or Old Spice.

I'm glad I missed that one then, even as it was coming to an end very shortly with Blair and Clinton. So they've basically become like an Irish Mafia? I'd read a few things about them kneecaping dealers over there, no doubt the one's that didn't purchase their wares. I wonder how long it'll take for Panz to be walking with a limp.

When I was in my teens and looking for adventure due to the army not being pleased with my caution for possession of a bit of soap bar, stating you will never join the army son. Apparently they were having a big problem with drugs in the 90s, and that made me persona non grata. The cunts! I nearly joined the UDF through a lad I went to school with who had strong ties to the loyalists having grown up there. Its always been a what if feeling for me.

I'm no fucking fan of the Torries, but I give Priti a pass on that. I find her incredibly fuckable and giving the full Major experience would probably the best fuck of her life. I'd predict her getting a craving for working class blokes who do the job properly, and not some Rupert asking if it's in yet. Yes I've a penchant for well educated birds.

Well in that case I'd recommend Xanax then. As you could happily stab them to death and not remember a thing. Let's try the CBD oil first though, eh.

A family bag of Walkers Max as we speak, Bill.

Reduced levels of stress causing hormones, promotes a decent night's sleep, reduced anxiety, and an improved immune system.

You should look at that again, Punker's. I vape CBD oil which has all the medicinal qualities of cannabis without being stoned. Every single mammal on this planet has both CBD and opiate receptors, do you think that's an accident? Cannabis will soon be legal in this country and is a promising investment in start up companies.

It's nice to see a post from you without a shite SJW pun. There's plenty of dough to go around, and it's a disgrace to see lines of tent dwelling homeless in my town, considering the wealth of this nation. Fuck the foreigners though. Those cunts should be fucked off lively. Did you know asylum seekers take priority with the council for housing over the disabled and single mothers. The system needs to re-prioritize it's fucking criteria around this and more.

A couple of Ugandan illegals on Clapham Common who refused to use vaseline.

Giro day today, Jewdy? I hope you've charged the battery on the mobility scooter, and I'd imagine your in Witherspoons as I type.

I thought only Jodakis were aloud to live in Hounslow? The last time I happened to be passing through it looked like Karachi.

I hear they've got Playstation and Xbox in the slammer now, any chance of getting one in the cooler? Also all that shitting in a bucket is very Victorian.

I'd to cave Frank's head in with an anvil. I don't know if that's any help just my feelings.

He loves it. During one of our periods in the HMR* high security wing. He said the Open Corner was created for those who like to really like cunt off punters. Apparently the rules didn't apply there at first. *Her majesty Roops establishment

Bring back Withers and Decs for sure. Maybe bring back Frank if we do go into full down lockdown. It might be our last chance to tell him what an utter, utter cunt of a troll he is.

He joined the BNP in 1983, and quickly rose through the ranks. He was solely responsible for the Crayola drawn leaflets posted in East London during the battle for Barking as being the only member with a GCSE in English. I've checked his name with every main academic awarding body and have came across nothing else. The only joy I had was with the Open University for a degree course in economics. After he failed to even get the cost of the course right on two occasions. It was decided an adult education class in basic maths would be more appropriate.

YouTube documentaries mainly or the History Channel, but I get your drift.

I know of Paddy Mayne, Bill. Ex Irish international rugby player, giant, alcoholic, funny and fucking nuts. One of Colonel Stirling's SAS originals, and a dam good soldier. I had no idea there was a statue though mate. I'll check that out.