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Major Cunt

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  1. Listen up Jewboy you know fuck all about me but you might at the Valley next season, when you cop for a rolled up copy of the Metro, round your gammon sized head. Fat cunt!
  2. Well fuck me, if ain't the return of Spacker Bilk. I hear Boris is calling a COBRA meeting in preparation for your next meltdown. Do pull your tongue out the Jews arsehole. Wanker!
  3. "I get bored goose stepping down the same old street." "I gotta find a new place where the Yids all meet." "I get Dachau."
  4. Potting the brown's the safer option here.
  5. Err maybe it's because I bought a new phone yesterday and a reply to you isn't worth a proof read. Sadly the only thing you seem to be enjoying is your Mums laptop during the small hours. You making the statement "you really ain't very bright are you", is a paradox. I'd wager you giggle like a schoolboy to yourself when making a post, marveling at your perceived wit. Bit of a cunt ain't ya? 😁
  6. Or maybe you're just a passive aggressive, obnoxious cunt who I find distasteful. All you fucking do is bang on about Brexit like it's the Holy Grail to the countries ills. How cunts like Farage are modern day messiah's sent to save you from the hoard of Speer chuckers invading your manor. Thing is Farage, Rees Mogg and the rest just think you're a bit of a cunt Jewdy and there right. You fucking idiot.
  7. Well if the cap fits Freddie. Maybe you should log in to isacunt where there's more rules than North Korea. Fat wanker.
  8. Pen do pull your tongue out of Judges turd encrusted starfish you aids riddled halfwit.
  9. Where as you're smashed most of the time by Nigerian asylum seekers!
  10. Though you were only considered an obese incompetent wanker by your fellow met police colleagues. Who's the bigger cunt?
  11. Quiet night at the Blue Oyster then?
  12. Unfortunately you're also a Yank which makes you a bit of a know it all cunt. On the plus side though you're a bit less of a cunt than my initial prognosis.
  13. Get a Netflix subscription and buy a smart TV then you ain't gotta see this shit, I'm sure a man of your means could afford it. Oh and do change the fucking record, you repetitive cunt.
  14. You do know that Jewdy did his national service with the IDF?
  15. Nobody's sad or desperate enough on here to bother and that's fucking saying something. Besides even if they did attempt to work the old magic via PM she'd only attempt to have the last word. I did search PornHub for Welsh slag gets her backdoors smashed in but was unable to identify her growler, due to 95,876 results in the category. I'm told the Corner's copies have been redacted.
  16. I'd wager a look under your hemorrhoid seat cushion would be more like it. Wanker
  17. Eric this could be fucking epic and I have some ideas regarding "HAMMAGEDDON". I'm thinking of some other bouts on the card. King Billy v Panzer (Irish unification belt) Ape v Punkers (use of Ape moniker belt) Withers v Decs (European cunting belt) Jewdy v Ratty (Auschwitz memorial belt) Obviously I'll be expecting a cut of the pay per view revenue generated. Any other possible match ups to be left here.
  18. Eddie's a millionaire on paper, unfortunately that paper happens to be counterfeit pesatas.
  19. Fuck that Decs. I'd rather it be 31 degrees and the sun in the sky than freezing my bollocks of in an English winter. Let's look at the positives here, birds in bikini tops and incredibly short skirts, walking round the garden in my shorts, and a nice cold Peroni. I fucking love summer.
  20. Couldn't agree more Jake. I sent a link to an investigative journalist who's done some sterling research on 911 and the likely suspects. This was merely as an introduction to the Zionist puppeteers and their globalist agenda. To be honest I don't know why I wasted my time, though her sheer reliance on Google searches probably swayed my decision. She's a grade a fucking idiot in my humble opinion the corners resident expert on everything and anything. She also happens to have skin thicker than a fucking rhino, and a minge bearing a striking resemblance to one of Jewdy's favourite kebabs.
  21. Ain't you got an NFL game to watch Freddie. You foam hand waving, jets supporting wanker!
  22. Thing is Roops you're not capable of thinking outside the box. It's a matter I'm all to familiar with dealing with cunts of your ilk. I happened to work as a contractor within the financial sector about a decade ago, and brushed shoulders with grade a fucking idiots who contributed to a catastrophic financial meltdown. Cunts who supposedly deal with absolutes. See the difference between me and you is I can deal with possibilities, I have to. Cue your retorts of show me some evidence, which I have and you've chosen to ignore it. Fact is you're a bit of a know it all cunt. Maybe you and Judge should settle down in Eastbourne!
  23. Here we go again more bollocks from RabbiTwi, looks like you've started on the Special Brew already. You wanna calm down mate your wake your old dear up.
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