Major Cunt

Ashley's a fucking cunt, I'm surprised his chav emporium ever expanded to more than 2 stores if I'm honest. Though in retrospect I'm actually not it was perfect for the time of the chav. I actually ventured in to one for a gym tracksuit about 6 months ago, and it was probably one of the worst shopping experiences of my life. I'm obviously not including when I'm foolish enough to accompany Mrs M on one her cash splashing expeditions, that deserves its own nom. It's arranged piss poorly and you need a fucking stepladder to look at most items, it's also staffed by thick chavs and ethnic foreigners. Ashley's a cunt the Newcastle fan's have been trying to tell us for years, his store is a den of sportswear clad cunts. I hope he goes bust though I doubt it.

Did you get any action? Though you'd need a cock like this fella to fill your cavernous arsehole.

On the contrary, I think he's explained his domestic situation perfectly. I'm gonna suggest a puncture repair kit though.

Is that your opinion as an ex cozzer, if so we're definitely fucked. I'm actually with you on this one Judge. He should have just uttered, "fuck off out of it you mug" a statement often heard at the Valley and one you're probably gonna repeat to me.

Right now he's applying camouflage paint sharpening his Poundland pen knife, and strapping Tomy grenades to his chest like a decrepit Rambo. I've got a feeling Frank's gonna have to play colonel Troutman, calling his bedsit "Raven, come in Raven, this is Red Leader" to the reply of they started it colonel.

I don't know this kid's story Billy but it looks like you're getting a taste of your own antipsychotics. Besides he's made me laugh today which is something you ain't managed. Have you ever considered alcoholics anonymous? Judging by your recent terrible Tennant's fuelled posts, you should give it a go.

Are we still doing this Billy? Don't worry I think you're special!

It'll be interesting to see if this cunt gives it Charlie big spuds on the wing in a dispersal nick up north, personally I'm gonna say no. I reckon he'll have his namesake stuck in his neck before you can say Brinks Matt robber. Grade a fucking scumbag.

She's a bit like Mr Ben each morning pulling a different outfit from her wardrobe, then convincing herself though not the corner, as an authority on said occupation.

I owe you a like 😂😂😂

He's modelled his whole online persona on Grant Mitchell from EastEnders, let's look at the evidence for a moment, ex squadie, resides in East London, alleged hardman and friends with the Kray's. I'd wager he also owns a sheepskin jacket and has adopted Frank butcher's accent and mannerisms. In reality he's an alcoholic Ulsterman who got a spanking and now seems to be stuck like a broken record. His profile should read King Billy purveyor of inane horeshit since 2019.

Some of it your direction me old China causing a meltdown. People in glass houses and all that.

I've been meaning to tell Roops that working as a post office cashier, asking customers if they'd like commemorative coins with their change, isn't running a capital investment firm.

It's amazing what vitamin d and Ming's cooking can do.

Regarding your renaissance or Jewdy passing a police physical?

About an 1/8th of Peruvian the night before, at a guess.

I had a brief search for the Chilean miners nom in the hope of stumbling across the full details of Judges previous employment, I'm guessing the met. Unfortunately it seems to be consigned to history joining Pens bladder and KB's original liver. However I see no reason for you not having a renaissance Fwang! To be honest Judge actually makes me laugh with his comeback retorts, I was just after more ammunition.

And hopefully you'll stop posting utter fucking shite, or end up brutally raped and killed, either is preferable.

Fucking hell get over yourself Billy, lay of the Special Brew, get a sense of humour and move the fuck on.

Another knee slapper from our resident spacker.

He's even more of a cunt than I thought then, and that's saying something. I'm guessing you're keeping a low profile due to a warrant for your arrest, on fraud and deception charges, over the Greek restaurant incident. Epic stitch up Frankie.

Seems to be the general consensus round here.

Thing is Billy I actually extended an olive branch and stated I only wanted to see you return to cunting form, Eric was a witness. You however have continued to cunt me of, so what the fuck do you expect? I don't do the whole skulduggery with the PM's, if I've got something to say, I'll say it here.

Err no. Because you're a class a fucking numpty and I have a life. Fuck off!