Major Cunt

On 10/06/2021 at 23:44, judgetwi said:

😁😁😆 You’re such a wag Marjorie! I suppose all that time locked in a cell gives you time to think and develop your repartee. I’m just guessing of course.

Meanwhile, back on topic, I note the Scottish FA have announced their team will not be grovelling on their knees at the Euros. So what does this tell us?.......the Jocks are all racists by any chance?

I wonder how Mr Gareth “painted myself into a wokie corner” Southgate is going to explain this one? Another Dachau re education camp in Dundee perhaps?

Ello, Fagan. Did you honestly think I spent those lost years wanking myself stupid, and regretting the predicament I found myself in? 

Nope, I read everything from roman history to WW2's most famous battles and everything in between. I also spent hour after hour in the gym. Along with making many contacts that played on much higher level than me, and if it hadn't been for the love of a beautiful woman my life could have taken a different direction. 

If I was you I'd think about a few disguises. Remember that you're from my Manor, and a quick call could have your kippah redecorated with grey matter. 

I like you though, Jewdy, so no need to fear! 

😃

21 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Well, I might have invented a little bit of it here and there Marje but I don’t believe i’m a bad person so I reckon I can live with it. It’s a shame you can’t live with being a pathetic wanker but who am I ? ....... Greta fucking Thunderbirds or something?

I noticed that you need to question yourself on whether you're a bad person or not. Now, I'm no psychologist, but you're are certainly a man who's deeply unsure of himself, and that all those years spent pissed up on a scooter and abusing all and sundry was worth it, as you crack open another Kestrel Super. 

Maybe a one way scooter trip to Beachy Head could solve this problem. 

Shalom, and fuck off.. 

On 08/06/2021 at 00:57, judgetwi said:

Do me a favour Marjorie. I live in a “Council bedsit” and earn a living sucking cocks in a gay bar. I know you’re not very bright but do try and keep up with the narrative for fucks sake.

Your lack of concentration is becoming embarrassing. Must be all that prison spunk you’ve swallowed. I’ve heard it fucks up your brain but what am I ?........a head doctor already?

I didn't know the council did bedsits anymore, Jewdy. Forgive my ignorance, but I honestly thought you would have landed an adapted bungalow with the obligatory ramp outside by now. 

I'm guessing that the influx of new arrivals from various parts of Africa and the Middle East have pushed you even further down the waiting list. 

It's a sad state of affairs as you tick all the boxes for your own council adobe, but times are changing. 

I never bought into you being paid for dishing out blowjobs at the gay bar as your high rate DLA must be more than enough to cover a kebab a a day. Maybe you just love that special sause on tap at your workplace. 

Contrary to your 1970's old bill stereotypes there's very little bum-banditry going on UK jails, and I hate to dispel your fantasy. 

Shalom, and fuck off! 

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

Most of the shit flung at me on here is water off a duck’s back. However, if there’s one thing that I’ve struggled with throughout my life, it’s my extraordinarily thin legs. Thank goodness for Universal Works in Soho, who offer the ‘Aston Pant’... a wonderful wide-leg three-quarter-length in burgundy.

https://www.workingclassheroes.co.uk/clothing/jeans-trousers/universal-works-aston-pant-raisin-twill__205530

I'd just invest in a course of steroids and a gym membership. In the long run it's going to give you more self esteem than constantly bidding on genuine Rodney Trotter slacks on Ebay. 

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I've come across a fair few of these scumbags. Usually West Ham fans who sold their grotty council flat in Poplar for 500 grand and then decided to come up here and take advantage of relatively cheap property prices. 

If it was up to me I'd kick them all out and give their houses to kids who grew up in the villages the cockney cunts are now infesting. There's plenty of 30 year olds in Blakeney, Salthouse, Cley and Holt whose families have lived their for generations but have been forced out because outsiders have bought up half the properties for ridiculous prices.

 

You've probably just planted a seed in the Judge's Kestrel Super addled grey matter. He's either going to sell up and move to a property in occupied Jerusalem, or purchase a bungalow in your quaint slice of England. 

Drew's either going to relish the prospect of a morning scooter race to Bargain Booze, or be frantically phoning any other branch in the locality to place an order. 

19 minutes ago, Frank said:

Sometimes I lie, DC.

It's been known to happen on occasions, Frank. However, the Corner wouldn't be the same without your claims of driving a black cab, being a commercial landlord, and the occasional acidic comment, and obviously the odd obscure song... 

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m not sure about you, MC. There’s a bit of me that views your wit and talent, but sometimes, I’m emotionally compromised. Help me out, I think we might have a future, pressing on.

My best advice would be not take yourself too seriously. This site is a massive piss take after all, and if you're not too sure about me that's fine. 

The Christmas party's always involve a few straightners so we can sort it out then. Ask @Eddie he's always hitting the heavy bag incase Fender shows up.

It might be a good idea to stay off the amphetamines, DC, and drop a few Xanax instead. 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

We’re well past that stage Bally 

On Mings umpteenth removal from the freezer, the old girl was a bit worse than sloppy seconds. I think frank hung up the remaining bits for the blue tits and sparrows to pick clean

Ming resembled the consistency of a Sush-Puppy the last time Frank fancied a bunk up. Obviously this weather was the final nail in the coffin, and he's finally taken a leaf out of Dennis Nielson's book and dropped her down a man hole. 

I've already told him he'd have his pick of the Cambodian lady boy's desperate for a British passport, but he's just waiting for the travel ban to be lifted according to our PM's. 

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

This would be bad enough, but I've got a feeling that in years to come any Churchill biopic will portray him as a pantomime villain. Driven by 'black academics' (a contradiction in terms if ever I've heard one) his legacy is being steered away from that of one of Britain's finest ever heroes, to a racist, prejudiced caricature of every moustache twirling, Hollywood British imperialist that's ever appeared on screen.

Regardless of the fact that in all likelihood without him his largest group of critics would never have been born, the PC brigade continue to assign their own modern SJW rhetoric and principles anachronistically to a man of his time. 

This is revisionist history in its most dangerous form, and if it continues unopposed and statues continue to be torn down, we're not going to be far away from a point in time when British icons and heroes such as Churchill will be victims of a modern day damnatio memoriae.

Time to wake up and take back our history, if anyone has still got the bollocks to do so.

I haven't watched the news for a while as I'm one of many switched on individuals who can see through the bullshit that's constantly trotted out daily. 

If there's even a chance that Churchill's statue is going to be toppled or removed then we're living in times more dangerous than I thought. 

Without that man's leadership we would probably all be speaking fucking German, and would probably have Himmler's grandson as our prime minister. 

These fucking idiots should pick up a history book pre 2000 and read about the sacrifices made by thousands of young men that have allowed free speech. 

Unbelievable! 

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've struggled to empathise with a man who by recent estimates has spent £265,000 on shoes since the 90s, but this really hit home.

It's a sad state of affairs, and I think this sums Frank's predicament up... 

30 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m past caring, Major. I’ve loost respect from the majority of the board. 

That happened a long ago, Frank, but you've been man enough to finally except it.

Redemption could be only a video away though. 

Surprise me... 

5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Been there many times myself MC, Aquascutum had an outlet nearby also, although not sure how long it had been there. Many a bargain to be had, last time I went there some cunt was trying to sell me a fake watch in the Tesco car park.

I didn't know about the Aquascutum outlet, and am gutted that I missed that place, but it's not my neck of the woods. 

Frank would probably say that he wouldn't lower himself to visiting an outlet store, but we both know that he's just scared of loosing his Gucci man-bag round those parts. 

He's incredibly familiar with the West End though... 

12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

One of my beloved brands Aquascutum has gone into liquidation, no shops in London. That is one classic brand I will buy online.

Sad news indeed, Rasta. I'm glad that it never became the fake chequered patterned garment of choice for northern cunts like a similar brand. Burberry had a decent factory outlet warehouse off Mare St in Hackney that I used to visit in my teens, long before the brand was almost destroyed. 

If we're talking about jackets then it's CP Company for me. 

On 02/06/2021 at 00:15, judgetwi said:

Totally agree Mrs P. “Dirty Hammer” sounds like the perfect nomenclature to me. Displaying the Stone Island label on his ridiculous jacket, which looks like the sort of thing worn by a Bengal Lancer back in the day, certainly doesn’t help. He’s obviously a massive cunt, i’m just glad he’s out there annoying the likes of the  🥕 Carrotcruncher. 😁

Shalom, Meyer. I spotted a Stone Island kippah on Ebay that I thought may be of interest to you. You'll look the dogs bollocks at The Valley, and everyone will be able to spot it as you're stuck on a scooter. 

I never knew 'The Lost Tribe' was scattered around South East London, and you're no doubt keen to fulfil the prophecy. However, Palestine is now becoming a hot potato despite the Zionist owned media's suppression of the occupation. 

Did you hear the story about the Jewish terrorist? He had second thoughts about high-jacking a plane as he didn't want to use his air miles. 

😁

On 24/05/2021 at 19:44, Decimus said:

There used to be a living dinosaur at The Blue Oyster Bar.

Every Friday evening they had a cabaret act, said ancient fossil was bedecked with a large feather boa and an even larger megafauna cock.

"The 'Lady' Penelope Experience" was a cryptozoologist's dream and responsible for 68% of modern Mokole-mbembe sightings.

Sounds like the kind of establishment the Judge would frequent, and no doubt used his free bus pass for the journey. 

Was 'The Blue Oyster' wheelchair accessible? 

I'd imagine quite a few of the locals received a nosh and possibly some back door action. It's certainly easier than chasing the local livestock round a field when pissed. 

10 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Fuks sake this place usta be funny

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

It did, Panz. However, the return of Jewdz-baby has been a welcome comical relief. He's not changed a bit, and is still championing the red sea pedestrians despite their indiscriminate bombing of Palestine. 

Stick around, you backwards saxophone blowing Mick, and drop the repeat Brexit bollocks. 

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

You can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle, especially if it's got some fat, East-End ex-copper Jew riding it.

I wonder if the Judge was in the mounted division of the met. If he was then I'd imagine a thoroughbred shire horse had to be only steed capable of carrying his gargantuan frame at public order offences. 

7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Roops doesn't need the money you soppy cunt, she's fabulously rich, hence the reason she can afford to run this place

 

Surly in a biblical sense if would mean riding a donkey or camel, something Jewdys lot and their lovely neighbours still do, the backwards savages. 

p.s. there are no gay jews or muslips, only child rapist's 

Thanks for clearing that up, Stubbs. Your knowledge of Israel seems to be on par with Herr Rat. Not seen the old bastard lately so have no way of cross referencing your Alan Whicker-esque review. 

10 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Be fair Marje.Slagging me off is guaranteed to get you likes from the bottlers and arselickers on here. I reckon you are riding on my back mate. Not saying that you owe me or anything, i’d just like a bit  of justice now and again.

I hope you don't mean "riding on your back" in the biblical sense, Jewdz? And is justice a euphemism for one up the kyber? If that's your bag then I suggest you contact @Earl of Punkape as I'm sure he'll oblige. 

Forgive my ignorance, but I can't keep up with the pink brigades current terminologies. 

Shalom

On 23/05/2021 at 21:15, ChildeHarold said:

Would you like a taste of my enormous pylon you silly prick? Jersey is a fucking shithole tax haven enjoyed by a Charlie class lording it up over a captive population of medieval serfs and genetically inbred dolts. A sort of minaturised England. It is the most fucking boring shithole on earth with nothing but a few Second World War concrete bunkers to show tourists plus a paedophile children's home scandal cover up that has all but been brushed under the carpet.... oh and the cream.... FUCK OFFF YOU WANKER. 

That it may be, Aitch, but the cost of drugs over there is almost double what you would pay on the mainland. Curtis 'Cockey' Warren hit upon the bright idea to import a ton or so of Morocco's finest in order to clandestinely get him back on the Sunday Times Rich List. 

It was doomed from the start however has he failed to recognise he'd probably be a high on the security services hit list after his parole from a Dutch jail. 

Maybe it was all a ruse to prove that he's actually lost his millions in ill gotten, or maybe he just likes breaking the law. 

Whatever the case he ended up with another decade or so boarding in her majesty's guest house... 

15 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

It was more Scottish Presbyterian squatters that voted for the 55 year old creationist..pretty soon they'll either muck in or fuk off..im good with either 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

You Irish lead the world in apathy, Panz. 

It's basic human evolution (I'll use this term loosely), but when you're just as likely to be killed by a stray horse and cart as you are a badly wired gift from Gaddafi, it's the only real choice. 

You could possibly cut your alcohol consumption, drop religion altogether, and start taxing the fuck out of Leo's Lichtenstein. I've just given you a plausible road map in under a minute. 

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

They've got a few long range guided missiles on the back that have been programmed with numerous coordinates in The Gaza Strip.

The Judge must have purchased a factory second then with faulty guidance systems. I'm sure he'll be cracking open an extra Special Brew upon seeing that high rise come down. 

It's about time Hamas got their ordnance issues sorted out. Fireworks are hardly gonna bring the kikes to the negotiating table. 

20 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Give it up Marje. You ain’t funny. The secret to piss taking is to make the hit and then back off. You hope the target is  going to take the bait and go fucking over the top......just like you have done here.

You ain’t very bright are you Marjorie? But then i’ve probably said that once or twice before.

I dunno, Jewdy. Some of my material regarding you has been applauded harder than a Netanyahu speech at Congress. You overestimate your ability to bring the house down with that famous jewish sense of humour. 

Shalom brother...

3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Back on topic; they should send you to the Middle East pen- the sight of a 6 foot 8 predominately haired beast with the cock dragging along the ground might unite the warring natives in shrieks of laughter 

Fuck off

That's just cracked me up, Stubbs. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

18 hours ago, Goober said:

I need no adulation from cunts, MC.

It's wonderful to have the miserable old kike back, he's the gift that keeps on giving. 

I do wonder how many lemons one must have to suck each day to make themselves that sour. 

Never confuse adulation with acknowledgement, Doc. 

I'm a cunt after all, and that's why I'm comfortable here amongst kindred spirits, (the spackers excluded). 

The second coming of everyone's favourite wheelchair bound roman informant has certainly inspired some quality material. 

I'm hoping he sticks to his words about Roops' not running him off the site this time, as he seemed to disappear under own steam quicker than an Italian soldier hearing a firework previously.