Major Cunt

Rolly, I've made £600 today from the comfort of my home. I know it's a pittance to your vast wealth, but I'm quite content given this current economic situation.

I said exactly the same. I'm prepared to give her a right sore arse( just use a bit of spit) for her crimes.

I know I've been completely fucking plastered. I believe it's called method acting, Eric.

Bullshit never happened. I've never once come across anybody with the name Punkape, but I'd imagine many Jamaicans have cum across or inside a Punkape.

The Judge has told me that you're incredibly interested in the McCann case, and you have some information regarding the swarthy George Harrison lookalike. What's the angle here?

Indeed. Its a shame Concorde became such a money pit. One can only hope Frank travels on a third world domestic flight.

Thanks Jewdz. I've heard rumblings during the McCann investigation that the child snatcher was a swarthy George Harrison lookalike, maybe that's part of it? You also have to factor in the (imaginary) yacht, and the amount of time allegedly spent in the Faro District. As a detective I'd expect you to follow these matters up, especially the close friendship with one of the Freud's. Now this is no accusation, but it is an observation!

On the contrary Jewdz. I enjoy our brinkmanship as much as you do.

Much like you Frank, you're old news and an incredibly distasteful character. Using tragic personal circumstances for cheap shots. Most of the board think your a total wanker. Now fuck off!

Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdy. Its quite a simple process, well it used to be prior to the jihadists plane exploits. You fly to Canada then cross the border via car or coach. Mind you, if they do catch you it's a return flight to blighty. Regardless of my role in a criminal conspiracy I'm a changed man, but the Yanks aren't too interested in that. Mind you, I could always get Frank to make the crossing in his imaginary yacht. No need to thank me, but do seriously consider joining Alcoholics Anonymous.

Fuck you Hardman. I can take the piss out of you whenever I choose. I'm filling in for judge, Eric. I've already done 4 Special Brew and it's only just gone 10 am. How am I doing?

Frank, why are you such a thick acidic faux dago cunt? Start entertaining or plot a course for Antarctica in your imaginary yacht. Utter fucking idiot.

Do fuck off Jewdith. I've heard you quote many Americanisms with your love of half-backs in lycra. Such as "what you don't got a brain", especially when you're yank buddy was here. I probably could put a cap in your ass, but I'd obviously have to get under the wheelchair, and I doubt there's much clearance. So I'm just gonna use a claymore mine. I do hope that helps. You muggy, hypocritical, crippled cunt.

Indeed. My bad.

It's a high possibility. I bet he ships from outside the UK. Mmm...

Ah, I remember it vaguely. A little before my time. Are you in contact with Bagpuss?

No not exactly, but then again if it all falls through the pikies will make use of it. A lot of pikies in Kent.

He's got 100% feedback. I find that astounding.

You're a quick learner Rolly. Now do inform me which cartoon King Rollo is from? Ta.

Do you think your beloved Jacob's in Jeff's black book?

Evening Earl. A good day golfing with the Angolan national team. Wanker.

I think he's a cowered husband.

It was a generalisation Frank, an off the cuff remark. However, the evidence does seem to be backing my observations.

I know its hard to believe that the Mossad would be involved with such filth, let alone make them agents. Sad fact is the rich and powerful enjoy fucking children, so it's no surprise the world's intelligence services want them by the bollocks to blackmail. Nothing's going to come from the details of Jeff's black book. That I can guaran-fucking-tee you. Ghislaine needs handing over to old Neil. He'll get the truth and she'll get a bowel full of jizz.

If you came from the same place as some of us, you'd clearly understand that reliving revellers of their party packs is in the job description. You should climb down from your ivory tower and check out how the real world works.