Major Cunt

My fucking country too Jewdz, but the Chinks have fucked us worse the Sukdick ever can. Let's get things into perspective here. Any thoughts on Roman Polanski and Qualudes? Shalom

I should have posted this while Reptile was here. I could imagine him dancing in his SuperTed y-fronts to it. And @Joker

Spoken like a true Jock there, Baws.

Only a shish Jewdy, only a shish. It's a well known fact that donner meat normally contains portions of teen sex victims killed by grooming gangs. It happened once in some northern shithole like Bradford. Don't believe me Google it, but Roops probably will anyway. You carry on eating em!

The only thing that's missing is the 'Milky Bar Kid' glasses, and the SpongeBob t-shirt. Apart from that spot on.

Bridget Fonda in her time for me if we're talking 90's minge and not the fucking bush either. Who wants to bring their clippers with them on a promise. The millennial cunts got it good.

A three wheel trike. - a kike.

I'm with you there, Ratters. She's got something about her, probably absolute filth. Give me Rachel Riley though, I know she's a three wheeler, but I'll make an exception in her case.

Excellent post, Ev. It's a change to have a bit of empathy in a post. I thought this Covid crisis was all bollocks recently. A coup to get us used to giving up our rights, a drill for a major impending disaster situation. Then my Uncle has just passed away with it. Caught in hospital where he was being treated for asbestos related lung cancer. A friend of mines Nan has also just passed from it.

Bonjour Withers. What the fucks going on down your facon? I've just seen it kicking off again on the news, bricks and rockets at the old bill. I'll give you that, those yellow vests no how to protest and we could learn from that. Welcome back and fuck off, obviously!

Fuck your rules. I break em don't make em. And fuck yourself while you're at it. You have no common at all in that ivory tower.... Reminds me of the mayor of Aachen.

By the way you pompous prat you've just broken one of your own fucking rules. 'Rool whatever' - family? You gonna go in the cooler? I was well aware of the consequences. What was said in courts called mitigation by a defence barrister. Dickhead.

Fuck off. Starting to get personal mentioning family. An idiot with higher IQ than you and common sense to boot. Ignorant fucking sheep believing the party line.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fqph.fs.quoracdn.net%2Fmain-qimg-d68c749e23b29302419499edf2e808ef&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.quora.com%2FWhat-are-the-best-books-from-a-beginner-to-cyber-security-special @Mrs Roops

Indeed jiggers my adopted home has a massive skaghead problem. I was in a taxi the other night and there the only ones out. I reckon the brown must be the Covid vaccine.

What about the rhoypnol chasers you ply the lucky ladies or is it old school rag and cloroform.

I like you Eric. You're man after my heart.

Well as we've been locked down for the last 2 odd months and there's only so much Netflix, porn you can watch. It's being reported illicit drug use is right up and why fucking not. Mines been about the same a few Xanax now and again with a joint or two a day. Anyone else been dabling? Come on fess up it's the Corner ffs. A part from Drew as you're normally pissed anyway.

It's called common interest we appreciate each others humour, and this place needs a star player. Have a little heart and I'll give you some security tips... I'd be the same for Judge,Bill, Eric and others it's called loyalty.

There's no fucking way that cunt's been to Oxford, Cambridge, Durham or any other uni. He's possibly done a basic literacy course in adult education and got confused. He's certainly not confused on the sexuality front though. In all my time here I've never once heard him once mention doggy-styling Megan Fox, or any other female for that matter. I could picture him having a tug over Anne Widdecombe though. Not that I'd want to, obviously. Sexually repressed fantasist cunt.

You got the accent spot on there, Hardman. 😁

@judgetwi, I've been re-watching the Sopranos this week and for some reason this scene reminds me of you.

Oh dear. You really are a spent force.

Indeed. You didn't need to be Alan fucking Turing to connect the dots regarding Reptile. More like Alan Whicker with your " in-depth forensic analysis". Roops, you scatty cunt. When I spoke about the release of certain toxic characters I was thinking Christmas at the earliest. Instead I'm greeted to another fucking 'Rocky' video, whilst Decs is still doing bird for a minor infraction. Jesus wept.

Occasionally, but not enough to buckle a wheelchair. Just remember... There's always a fucking way, Jewdy.