Major Cunt

On 12/03/2022 at 21:35, Decimus said:

MC, have you noticed in recent days that @judgetwi has tried to disavow his Hebrew heritage?

For years he's been fervently spewing out Zionist propaganda on here whilst no doubt simultaneously flicking his terminally flaccid half-cock over videos of rocket attacks on Palestinian infant schools.

Now all of a sudden he's back pedalling. Could it have something to do with the potential of Vlad the Mad taking over the world and planting the Russian flag atop his Tower Hamlets bedsit? We all know the Ruskies have a proclivity for pogroms, so I don't doubt that he's now attempting to cover his substantial, fat fucking arse.

The man's a fucking idiot and his grasp of geopolitics is on par with an 11 year old. 

I've been reviewing his recent horse-shit contributions and have noticed that he's now banging on about the Romanovs. (no doubt after a quick perusal of Wikipedia). Apparently Chelsea's Roman is his best mate and is also a fucking kike. I would have liked this to be a bombshell revelation, but as the more cerebral posters know every single member of the fucking oligarchy is a four by two.

@judgetwi, they don't give Vlad the odd 300 million quid yacht or Swiss Bank account out of benevolence, but sheer terror as they bought the state owned natural resources for a shekel on the rouble. Old Putin wasn't too happy with this when he seized power and was more than willing to send his KGB/FSB mates to take the last breath of those who declined instead.

He can paint a mural of Stalin and Trotsky (below waist height, obviously), and cover his scooter with stickers of the hammer and sickle, but it won't make a blind bit of difference. 

The drunken buffon has obviously forgotten about the mass immigration from Russia to the Red Sea post 1990.

22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I believe Tottenham will win the Cup winners cup and the First Division Championship this season. A new dominant era begins at White Hart.*

*David Ike; football focus, August 1982

He was fucking wrong with that one. 

I think his predictions regarding the Windsor's being shape shifting reptilians would have got you better odds at William Hill.

I reckon he's on to something regarding the Jew's running the world though. They certainly run Tottenham bar the Broadwater Farm Estate. 

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

“I’ve been talking about this since the 1990s.

The idea is for this 3rd world war.

To involve Russia and China against the West, the 1984 kind of scenario.And what you have now is the demonisation of Russia, suddenly we’ve got the demonisation of Russia.

And what’s opening up in the Ukraine is another front against Russia, because you know it’s very easy to see how Russia can be pulled into this Middle Eastern conflict by supporting Syria, because destroying Syria is part of ISIS’ agenda, and America and NATOs agenda. 
So you can see how the pieces in the game are being moved around to create the scenario that Albert Pike talked about. 
The idea is to basically bring everything to its knees, SO THAT THE WORLD WOULD HAVE TO BE REBUILT in its structures and the way it operates. That will be in the image of what they’ve been working towards all along.

Workd Government, World Central Bank, World Currency,World Army and centralised control of the planet. And it’s very easy to see with current events how it’s moving in that direction.

We need to understand what the goals are to understand what the moves toward that goal are, and when you look at it from this perspective what is happening in the Middle East is not random, none of it is random. Iraq was not random,  Libya has not been random, Syria has not been random, none of it. And ISIS certainly isn’t  random. 
Its part of this long term plan to take over the world by creating enormous chaos, to which they can offer the order out of the chaos… Their order, their New World Order.

In fact a close aide of Putin who has special responsibility for Ukraine has said this week that the US is preparing for a  war with Russia through Ukraine and that what they plan is to try to take  Crimea back. You can have the odd bit of terrorism and bad things happen to Russian supporting people. Putin will stay back and hold his fire because he knows exactly what they’re trying to manipulate him into, but if they try to take Crimea back Putins ego and pride will not allow him just to let them do it. Therefore if they push him too far what you’re looking at is war, a calculated war against Russia. And if you start a war against Russia on its borders, coupled with all this stuff going on in the Middle East, you are diluting Russia’s impact there.

Its all a set up.”

David Icke 2014

Problem, reaction, solution, Bill. 

Pike and the Scottish branch of freemasonry have been planning this for fucking decades and it's well overdue. 

Putin is not against using terrorism against his own people as was proved when the FSB were caught red handed attempting to blow a residential block sky-high. This was used to justify his war in Caucuses just after he became president. 

Whether he's a counterbalance to the conspiracy or a player is yet to be seen... 

On 09/03/2022 at 03:20, judgetwi said:

We ain’t giving nothing back to no cunt Marjorie. I’m not smart like you so  I don’t understand all this geo-politics shit. But I know when a wanker has had Peaceful cock up his bottom.

Know what I mean Marje?

If ever there was any doubt about your sexual orientation (not that there ever has been) then you have just answered it. I'd suggest that you proof read your material before posting as you've just cracked me up. 

I'm guessing that due to you being paralysed from the waist down only the largest girth of kosher sword causes a tingle up the rectum, and explains your residence in Brixton. 

🎶 We're gonna rock down jew Electric Avenue where Jewdy's doors get smashed in🎶

And no "I don't know what you mean", just like the other 99% of times you drop your catchphrase. 

Watch a documentary for once, if you can stay sober long enough! 

On 06/03/2022 at 02:23, judgetwi said:

My apologies Herr Oberst. There’s a big difference between a modeller, a hobby enthusiast, and some cunt playing with kid’s toys. I myself have a diorama of the assault on the Golan Heights 1967 which I have spent many happy hours reconstructing. 
I note your “model railway” constantly heads east across the sparsely populated farmlands of Poland and ends up……who knows where? 
Just remember that when you are handling those cattle trucks full of plastic Jews they might explode and set fire to your Nazi face.

We’re smarter than you think Herr Oberst.

Your mob might want to think about giving the Golan Heights back as your number one backer is being made to look like a right cunt by Putin. If a failing superpower is scared to impose a no fly zone over Ukraine then I can't see them rushing into help when the Syrians finally get their act together to reclaim the stolen land. 

I don't think you're quite as sharp as you think mate... 

On 04/03/2022 at 20:33, judgetwi said:

No idea what you are babbling about Marje but I have never been in prison and took it up the bum from Peacefuls. That gives me the moral high ground in my world.

Of course you don't, but your reply just reinforces to the assembled members what a thick cunt you are. A fucking idiot who is also out of touch with the tyrannical tribes acquisition of cut price weaponry. 

Try reading Heeratz for once instead of cruising Electric Avenue for black clock. 

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We all did...

Noted.

20 hours ago, Decimus said:

Indeed, the old left who I grew up and identified with. Unfortunately they don't seem to exist as a substantial force within any party these days, so I feel a bit disenfranchised to say the least. If anything, I've found myself drifting further right along the political spectrum because I can't abide the identity politics which dominates the leftist agenda these days.

Indeed. The Tony Blair government was where the rot really set in for me and the lines became blurred. The last true left wing politician to hold any position of power was John Prescott bar Corbyn who's just too far to the left for me.

Although the Blair government did stick to traditional left wing ideals such as the building of affordable and social housing, numerous new hospitals, schools, and transport projects.

However, New Labour became a watered down Tory Party who's list of fuck ups are to numerous to get into here, but we're all aware of them. We now have a joke of a party that's split in half and hasn't a snowballs chance of winning the next election unless things drastically change.

I despise the Tories tax breaks to the super rich, austerity, neglect of the NHS, university fees, and surprisingly their handling of criminal justice system.

Immigration policy is a case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted, and videos of the old bill being forced back into their cars when confronted by a group of little ethnic cunts.

This country is fucked and I'm actually glad to reach middle age as things ain't gonna get any better.

On 02/03/2022 at 18:52, ProfB said:

denis healy - I love him & his brows - he might not be everyone's Cup of Tea.

I half expected some cunt to beat me to the pun regarding Dennis Healy. Good stuff, Prof, but in all honesty I had some better Dennis based material lined up...

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'll get back to you. I'm going to guess it's definitely not Burnham Thorpe as you're good pals with Shaun and Karen fucking Vincent.

Have you met Trev?

 

This is turning into some strange Norfolk based game of guess who. I know how Drew finds the time to engage in such bollocks, but I'm guessing that you're still working from home. If not, then I'd like to enquire about any vacancies in your department at the Council.

6 minutes ago, Eddie said:

taken on a group of 14 year olds

Once upon a time this would have been used in a pun to drive the fat fucker incandescent with rage, but the punishments given out for such jokes just ain't worth it anymore.

Where's your jug eared former employee when you need him, Ed.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm not a bullshitter Jewdy. I've had loads of fights... about 6 million. That's a believable number isn't it?

Only if you had twenty odd years to do it in, Eric.

17 hours ago, judgetwi said:

they haven’t got a single eye witness.

It's called a paradox*, Jewdy. The black community wants the old bill to stop the shootings but aren't ever prepared to name the perpetrators, but I'd imagine it would considerably shorten their life expectancy if they did. 

* I'll give you some time to use a dictionary here given your legendary idiocy. 

18 hours ago, judgetwi said:

More likely The Hardman is a bullshitter just like you Marje. Do carry on.

Unlike the local politician/ex copper/ intellectual heavyweight. 

I'm not expecting the tribe to be sending any weapons the Ukrainian's way despite the disgusting amount of freebies the West sends you. One known case involves a Berg or a Stien at the Pentagon classing a fleet of F16's as scrap which were then seen flying the Star of David a few months later. God only knows how many other similar deals have happened. 

We also supplied you with all the critical parts and technical knowledge to join the nuclear club thereby breaching the UN's most sacred resolution. It's a toss up between your lot and Pakistan as the country most likely to hit the button if there's any unexplained phenomena at the Temple Mount.

Have you ever wondered why only the skint kikes ended up on an all inclusive trip on the Eichmann Express?

Even a man as intellectually challenged as yourself could probably work this one out. 🤔

I've just had an email from Withers thanks to the burner I smuggled into the cooler and then left in his possession prior to my release. The CC chokey is actually the former Spandau jail. Apparently the deeds were included in Proper's purchase of the site. 

He's currently tending to Rudolph Hess's former garden in an attempt to take his mind off being in Putin's reach if he decides to keep moving West. 

According to the insolvent, snail munching, goose bothering old cunt there's some unreported news from France. Shops have almost sold out of white pillow cases, trainers, and KY Kelly. Given their previous experiences of invaders coming from the West they're going to adopt the traditional national and genetical war plan

He's also asked if anyone could purchase a £15 top up voucher.

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Let me know once you've worked it out.

I wouldn't hold my breath mate. Those suffering with the early symptoms of wet brain are barely able to find their own way home.

7 hours ago, Roadkill said:

See this is where my local tactic of already being an unbearably shit place to live comes into effect. Two days of living in any of the hundreds of "Bed and Breakfast" homeless shelters along the seafront here and they'll be begging to return to the artillery range that their Ukrainian homes have become. The trick is to piss in their slippers when they're using the shared bathrooms. 

Sounds plausible to me, Killer. I particularly like the pissing in the slippers tactic, but your average slav prefers the flip-flop over the British slipper. You also need to take into account that a geordie winter is probably considered incredibly mild. Any man under sixty and owning a pair of slippers bar moccasins should be subject to extreme scrutiny. His dressing gown should be throughly searched for Werthers Originals and his name googled for any previous nonce convictions. 

I'm all for letting them in via a vetting process handled by @King Billyto check the passport photos of all women aged between 25 and 40, and use his previous experience to pick only those scoring above seven in the fuckable scale.

Sounds like a sterling idea, and Boris being a swordsman himself is sure to sign off! 🤞🏻

19 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'll tell you exactly where, the same place they place all the other detritus that flock to our shores, deprived sea side towns already riven with poverty and ethnic tensions. 

NIMBY cunts.

I remember a school geography trip to Margate in the mid 90's and seeing nothing but shabby looking amusement arcades and decay. This was when the Kent coast became a dumping ground for the refugees from the Balkan wars.

I remember seeing hordes of grubby looking cunts in shellsuits and women in headscarves, and no they were not my teacher's.

Using South Kent as a dumping ground went on for year's until the locals protested and even elected Farage as their MP. Fortunately the government slowly started moving the fuckers further afield.

There's plenty of shitholes like Burnley and Rotherham ect that have the space.

I'm sure that Drew has at least two rooms spare in his bungalow due to sleeping, drinking and pissing squarely in his front room.

15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Rene. You know what else he sang? 

🎵 Just one Cornetto 🎵

True.

I'm surprised that you haven't grabbed your passport and headed for the Ukraine now that the west has finally opened up the toy box. It might be the last chance you get to fire a ground to air missile and let off a full mag from an AK47.

I'm guessing that it's the language barrier that's stopped you packing your Bergen.

12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

An illegal video recording.

Indeed. I was reading a while back that new laws have been passed to stop (and hopefully catch) nonces taking upskirt pictures and planting spy cameras in toilets.

He's not doing himself any favours, Eric!

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I know all about Gibraltar. It's one of my favourites. At the inquiry, 'Soldier-D' was asked why he shot the suspect 13 times. He replied... "Because the Browning HP only holds 13 rounds." 

I've actually heard that story and am sure he managed to keep a straight face while telling the enquiry. It's a good job that he wasn't using a Heckler and Kock G3 on the job. Although I'm certain the answer would have been the same! 😁

51 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ooo..and what a toybox...whizzy rockets n blocks of plastic splozive that ya could stuff into all manner of things to booby trap em ..milk churns...mags of abandoned weapons and helmets..behind posters on walls...flegs on poles..inviting the curious to pull them down or pick them up..make them realise they're not safe anywhere.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I'm Irish on my Nan's side, Panz. She was pretty disinterested in the whole fucking affair, but also understood the reasons why the troubles continued. She left the Protestant North like many others to start a new life in blighty for safety, but she was also pissed off at Maggie's handling of the whole affair, like her refusal to grant political prisoner status. Which in her opinion would just create more martyrdom and carnage.

The sad thing is that it could have been ended a long time ago, but at least there's a generation growing up that are not being exposed to so much bigotry.

I think you'll be waiting a long time for a United Ireland though...

13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I think I've fallen into a time loop reading this. You fucking gormless (repetitive) cunt.

I'd imagine everyday is a "time loop” in the world of Drew where you wake up having pissed your plastic covered mattress, and then desperately scratch around for enough to purchase a White Ace...

10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I think I've fallen into a time loop reading this. You fucking gormless (repetitive) cunt

It's obviously PIP day for you and you've clearly overdone it on the White Lightning, as you wouldn't ever have the temerity to write that write sober.

Just remember that you'll be suffering with the DT's in the morning, and I'll be as fresh as a daisy, and ready to verbally crack your bald head...

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Wars over man...and anyway..yer people need have no fear bally baby..we aren't going to treat them like yer lot treated us..they'll still have a voice ..albeit a smaller quieter one ..lol

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I'm amazed that some of the boys haven't headed to Ukraine for a nice little earner. Taking down armoured personal carriers and helicopters outta the sky was just one of their many fortes, and not only that but the Yanks have opened up the toy box. No need for adapted RPG's when you're being armed with Javelin anti tank weapons and Stinger anti aircraft missiles.

You fought the exact same type of war for 30 years. A nice few Euro's to be had their, Panz.