Major Cunt

12 minutes ago, Timmy said:

All of the above. Send em all back I say. The Jews can survive in Rwanda alongside the blacks.

I like the cut of your jib, Tim. You'll do well here. Go forth, be strong*.

© Terry Tibbs.

2 minutes ago, Timmy said:

As does your cock, of Madeline McCann's cunt.

LOL.

You've certainly got the measure of that cunt. You're either a private investigator or a former Portuguese detective...

12 minutes ago, Timmy said:

You rang?

Tell us a little about yourself, Timmy? Are you antisemitic, slightly racist, despise 🐐 fuckers, but most importantly able to string an amusing and coherent opinion on any MP/celebrity?

Welcome to the Corner.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Go ahead. Newbie confrontations are often referred to as 'cripple-fights' around here, so it would at least be appropriate. 

Welcome to CC.

How times have changed. The first reply I received was "welcome,fuck off and drink bleach" courtesy of Withers. This ignited a short feud where I suggested he had a nice bath with a three bar electric heater.

49 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Not as much as your breath, which absolutely fucking reeks of kokoretsi, spanakopita, and most pungently, cum.

Lololol.

Fuck off.

 

 

I've no idea why he constantly chooses pastel coloured shorts that are more befitting on the habitants of Milan and toddler's. I'm guessing that it's a not so subtle way of displaying a prolapsed rectum to the not so discerning mack clad rambler's of Clapham Common.

He's completely lost the plot. I'd suggest that he log's of permanently and concentrates more on not getting wig hair in builders 🥓.

Follicular challenged, greasy spoon cafe owning, mid life crisis, fucking weasel.

The complete cunt!

On 08/04/2022 at 18:50, judgetwi said:

I have vast experience with liars, bullshitters and fucking fakes

And masons no doubt. The ranks of every constabulary from Strathclyde to Kent are filled with the above, but you only ever see them doing a bit of porridge when the crimes too big to cover up. They're normally just pensioned off and told to stay away from the Christmas party. Look at the amount of cozzers Savile had round his flat/in his pocket. I don't think hypocrisy quite cuts it.

8 hours ago, Frank said:

I bet you choked with laughter when your nan died. Simpleton. 

As hilarious as ever, Francis. You over the hill, tedious fucking idiot.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Tambourine fondling fucking cunt. He probably got beheaded by his Pakistani neighbours whilst shoving his tongue up their arses and offering them some 'Fairtrade Peace Granola' during Ramadan. I'm glad he's fucking dead. 

Even a return nomination detailing his continual struggle to master the complexities of a flushing lavatory wouldn't save him now. 

Stickers was a funny cunt, normally at the expense of some newbie that was being driven to the point of launching their phone at a wall.

Didn't you and him arrange a straightner on the old cobbles or a hospital carpark? It was way before my time but have definitely heard it mentioned. 

I'd could picture him turning up on a five geared hipster bike complemented by a beret and throwing down his Oxfam overcoat to reveal a Che Guevara t shirt, but I honestly don't think he had either the minerals or the intention to turn up.

I'm still laughing my bollocks off at Fender being stood up for a second time, but credit where it's due.

6 minutes ago, Goober said:

Is that Smoggy cunt Ollyboro dead now? Like Rev, he usually livened the place up during his infrequent visits. 

Good shout. Olly used to have me in stitches when I was just an occasional lurker. Him and the Judge had a hilarious feud when I first joined. 

This was pre zionist Jewdy, back in the day's when he was the Corners resident Nick Griffin with a blue badge. 

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The genesis of Bend's strange obsession:

Unfortunately there's been a distinct lack of creativity on Fender's part in this amusing feud. I'll obviously be accused of backing one of the belligerents, but like I give a fuck.

There's always a point where the oppositions king is in check after a chink in the armours been found. Intellect and a verbally devious nature are essential to winning any duel.

@Carl Sway, I've just given you a slice of the play-book, so reboot your ZX Spectrum and pull your fucking finger out! 

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Evening, MC. Enjoying the show?

That I am. It's looking like the old Corner again with several feuds bringing out some creative cunting. 

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

Alright lads?

Evening, Uncle Ape.

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

 

 

Alright, lads? Great to see you boys getting along again.

The class of 2020 attempting to establish a solid reputation via a refusal to back down. I can't see much mileage left in it from either side. As a mutual observer between the belligerents I'd call for a temporary ceasefire, until there's a hilarious spark to reignite the conflict.

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

You thick as muck, fucking stupid fucking cunt. 

I'm in South London visiting family over Easter, Ed. I decided to get the train down despite it costing double what a flight to Amsterdam would. It's always a potential opportunity to chat up a bit of skirt when you've dropped a few diazepam, and have the confidence of a Rockefeller negotiating an oil deal.

Frank briefly popped into my mind as I got off the tube at Kings Cross, and I laughed to myself as I pictured the fashion challenged old queen handing out fivers to teenage runaways.

If you fancy a pint in a proper boozer and not some SW1 mincers establishment then give me a shout...

Make it Sunday though as I'm busy trawling the local synagogue's on the Sabbath for a scooter bound, alcoholic ex cozzer.

On 13/04/2022 at 00:01, ratcum said:

Great avatar MC. Handsome devil was old Ernst.

Glad that it meets with your approval, Ratty. I thought it might bring out some of the quality Herr Oberst post's. I was beginning to worry that you forgot the Reich never surrendered. The German Army did but the Reich did not. 

On 09/04/2022 at 11:44, Dyslexic cnut said:

Can’t be easy, typing with rigor mortis?

I'm glad that you've finally sobered up enough to drop the Frank-ciscan monk act. He's now left with only Lady/Lord P as a discipline... 

At least choose someone with a bit of charisma, If you're ever inclined to nail your colours to another punters mast again. 

On 10/04/2022 at 17:26, Decimus said:

Why was Auschwitz the best rated hotel in history? Because it had 1.1 million stars.

Lol.

Fuck off.

 

An inflated figure. I've just checked it out on Trip Advisor and apparently there's no towelling in the showers, but there's a ghetto to hotel train service which guarantees arrival or your back passage smuggled gold back. 

On 09/04/2022 at 18:08, Decimus said:

Praia da Luz?

I'd imagine he'll ditch the wig upon his next visit. Do you think the dago's have got facial recognition cameras at their airports yet? 

19 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's a truly bizarre state of affairs. I suppose you could chalk it up to an embarrassingly poor attempt by Frank to get me banned. On the other hand, though, it does raise some questions about the man. I'll certainly be keeping a closer eye on him from now on, not that I relish the prospect of sifting through his endless beige shite.

I think some cunt needs to post a picture of the George Harrison-esque child snatcher seen on that fateful night in Portugal. Apparently Clement Freud has a villa within the vicinity. Was a certain member working freelance at the time... 

34 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Judging by his recent untriumphant return, I can only assume that Withers has now resorted to trawling through the archives of The Beezer for his new material.

I reckon the Pinkapes return will herald more of impact than the collaborators spawn known as Withers. The raging homo must be due for parole soon, but will probably elect to stay on with his Cameroonian husband Fatty. 

The Beezer's a little too highbrow for le frog. Dementia, several strains of avian virus and insolvency probably haven't helped him make a triumphant splash. 

36 minutes ago, Goober said:

I'd love to see the whole country burnt to the ground, with all the cardinals and the paedo in chief caught in the inferno.

I've probably more chance of winning the Euromillions jackpot, despite never buying a ticket, but I live in hope. 

Bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

 

Agreed. Even the fucking Muslims can wear a condom, but most of them just prefer to impregnate the girls from the care homes. Durex sales could have been through roof north of Norfolk in Bradford and Rotherham.

Allegedly Jesus was invented by the Romans as a means of population control. Let's hope this widely unproven theory catches on and the Catholic Church is forced to pay every white man that suffered under Rome reparations like the blacks are after. 

That nonce shielding entity is worth fucking billions at the least. 

26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I can recommend a good book that gives the facts (if you can read)

Fuck off

Thanks, Withers. I should have predicted this Daily Star comment of the year response. 

You still awaiting the geese's flight north? 

44 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Paddling pools. Millions of the fucking things.

You could be onto something, RK, and have definitely added yourself to the Judge's grudge list. It's ironic that he also owns a Pope-Mobil (on a cold and wet day with the rain cover over his scooter). 

22 hours ago, King Billy said:

Withers. What do you think of Macrons comments regarding the farmer who shot dead one of four late night intruders and has now been charged with murder?

”Everyone must be safe, and the public authorities have to ensure it. But I am opposed to self defence. It’s very clear and undisputable because otherwise the country becomes the Wild West. And I don’t want a country where weapons proliferate and where we consider that it’s up to citizens to defend themselves.” said Petain, sorry Macron.

Its no wonder Marine LePen is leading Macron in the latest election polls. She’s clearly got a much larger pair of clinkers than him.

About a thirty thousand members of the French military are currently deployed in the country's cities in counter terrorism roles. The French public must feel safe in the knowledge that the nearest soldier will run off at the sight of a jihadist. They'd be far safer letting the foreign legion deal with the cunt's, but if memory serves correctly they attempted to stage a coup the last time that happened. 

@Witheredscrote, can you confirm the coup attempt, or did they only want to kill De Gaulle? 

18 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

She’s from fucking Grimsby……Grimsby. They are all like that over there. 

The clues in the name, Spot. I once visited Hull which is equally fucking deprived in the genetics department. I once thought those pioneers of eugenics were on to something until they decided to only breed between three families. The resulting offspring no doubt spunked the family fortunes and settled in Grimsby.