Guest Keith Lard Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 The best thing about having my dakimuras is that I could pretend to have an orgy with anime characters. My mom wants me to stop this as she said it's unhealthy and a waste of my benefits money. However, fuck what she said, I'm going to have my Rustler burgers and Mountain Dew tonight and play on my X-Box 360 you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Fucking hell, Keith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Not as good as they used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 As brian sewell might well say - "quite fucking remarkable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Hahhaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 even those cunts would kick you out of the bed fat man and then beat the living cunt out of you. You know your fucked when anime characters hate you as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 the Blondes got one tit bigger then the other. She's no fucking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Keith, have you been attempting to suckle the blonde? You're too old, and your poor mum deserves a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 the Blondes got one tit bigger then the other. She's no fucking good. I noticed that, too, grumps. No thigh-gap, either. What the fuck is wrong with you, Bronski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 None of them are oil paintings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 A question for you Keith .. Have you ever thought of getting a train set instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Abhorrent Keith. Unnatural, blatantly bestial and wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 the Blondes got one tit bigger then the other. She's no fucking good. That's more to do with a stuck crease due to a wank stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Keith, are you David Cameron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 By the way Rustler burgers are the lowest of the low as far as food quality goes. No wonder you have weight 'issues'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 By the way Rustler burgers are the lowest of the low as far as food quality goes. No wonder you have 'weight' issues. I shouldn't worry too much about calorific content; once his step-mum has spattered it with her "special mayonnaise", they're quite palatable. Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 the Blondes got one tit bigger then the other. She's no fucking good. The one with green hair has one longer than the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 I'm sure a quick google image search will find where you found this pic, but you really are a fucking oxygen thief. Do an image search on fat man's avatar pic and see if the cunt really used his own image like a dumb arse. I don't know how or would do it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Do an image search on fat man's avatar pic and see if the cunt really used his own image like a dumb arse. I don't know how or would do it myself. found him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 I never, ever thought I would say this about a nom of Keef's, but - REPEAT BOLLOCKS !!! You did this one or similar, about a year ago you scamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Keith, I was hoping to learn something about the stitch quality and thread count of what you hump during your sleep. I hope it wakes you up by kicking you in the dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I have a similar arrangement with a custom made duvet cover featuring Anne Widdecombe. May I ask, do you sometimes get stuck to the linen and surrounding furniture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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