Bubba C

Fuck it, Mike, this ones on the house. I wonder if the FBI will be a-peeling the decision

I've just reads few pages of shit about Jib Jab. What the actual fuck was that shit? Fucking creased up reading you cunt's insults. Funny stuff. Can anyone get hold of this crazy bastard? Wouldn't need to get back on the gear for a mind-fuck, then.

Sounds like a challenge. I've been trying to find the much fabled Jazz meltdown, he seems a right fruity cunt. Is it still in a thread somewhere?

How does one go about purchasing a site such as this?

Ask Ding. He'll give you a bullet point, autistic description.

There once was a cunt from France Who wore women's heels when he danced He wears a striped shirt and beret Which makes him look gay But geese are his biggest romance

There once was a cunt from Yorkshire Who was boring as fuck, that's for sure The cunt loves his lists I wish he would slit his wrists As reading his multi-quote drivel is torture

I use the following Mensa trick to confuse the thick cunts I work with..... Me: "Guess what" Thick cunt: "What" Me: "Good guess" Usually leaves the fucking idiots scratching their heads like a gibbon with a typewriter and buys me 45-60 minutes so I can grab a coffee and have a wank and a shit, or any combination thereof. A word of advice though, never try 2 of them simultaneously.

Apparently not. Or kids for that matter. If I did, the little cunts wouldn't get penny-one from me. Ask Withers (the smelly French toad) about the stinginess of a Welshman.

I probably should have completed my original post...... I wish Jimmy had fixed you, to the fucking wall with bolts through your eyes.

How much for cash?

I wish Jimmy had fixed you

She could've asked the McCann's to babysit.

Cheers, Bawsy. You can keep your 'like', for now. Ps - Jenny Agguter has cracking baps

No one would do that, would they?

I multi-quote, therefore, I am (a cunt) Ding

These pricks really get on my tits. Attempting to start a conversation with me, (and they're predominantly people I can't be arsed to converse with), and using 'Guess what', as a way to try and engage me. Should I ever be so bored so that I actually respond to these idiots, the 'guess what' news is always so tedious and shit that I am instantly distracted with visions of throwing the cunts head first out of the nearest closed window.

Fingers crossed, this is shit.

Firm but fair (fuck you, Withers)

Let's not make a habit of it, but whilst we are on a roll, Withers has just nommed about French beer being the best in the world, I'm sure you have an opinion on that....

Fuck off you stupid, French, fucking cunt. This isn't a cunt nom at all. Fucking hell Withers, I'm sure there is a language barrier, being that most French people sound like they're gargling a mouth full of spunk and garlic, but seriously, this is absolute fucking shit.

Who the fuck is Helen?

Whilst I'm not a conspiracy theorist cunt, something in the back of my mind tells me this is just a facade. I'm pretty sure that if the FBI wanted into a phone, it wouldn't be too difficult, and if it was made public that Apple had hacked one of their own phones, then people would think they're scaredy cunts and this may affect sales. Apple has received plenty of media attention from this, not that it was needed, and now terrorist cunts feel they can freely use iPhones without risk of their communications being monitored, ergo, the FBI can see what these naughty fuckers are up to more easily, so everyone's a winner. I recently got a new iPhone, the first time I switched it on and entered my Apple ID, it had already copied every bit of data, phone setting and internet history from my previous handse. It spun me the fuck out, so I'm sure all this is just a ploy and whoever needs/wants the info on that phone, had it.

You've lost me, Snatch, you stupid fucking idiot. Next time you think about posting something of this appallingly shit calibre, please feel free to not fucking bother. Many thanks

Stop leaving your mobile number on public toilet cubicle doors and calling gay chat lines and you'll be just dandy.