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The Bishop of Phlegm

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  1. The Bishop of Phlegm

    Captain's send off

    I can’t n't remember the last time I wore a skirt or train twitched Stubbles. I prefer buses anyway. II did see some Mussel Thrushes in the tree tops yesterday though
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    Captain's send off

    So this silly cow has spent £4,000 on a funeral for her Staffordshire Bull Terrier and says that she "will not be able to celebrate christmas again". Some hard facts dogs live on average for around 11 years, so he was going to die anyway. Elsewhere there will be people who cannot afford to pay for the funeral for their own child, partner or other relelative. You are a senseless selfish bitch. Fucking GROW UP! https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/14/dog-gets-4000-funeral-horse-drawn-hearse-limousine-release-doves-8342310/
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    Captain's send off

    I just prefer wild animals that are free to do as they wish rather that to tormented and bred into hidious forms by vain and selfish human. Stubbles
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    THIRD REFERENDUM

    Is it a sexual favour that you want Decs?
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    THIRD REFERENDUM

    Its a strange old world Frank .. in here Decs is a superhero but in the outside world room he is just a low grade council clerk doing 27.5 hours a week on the living wage. Some of the others are simply on JSA or or ESA at the JSA rate. It's unfair to deny them their delusions. I will be going out with the camera later just wondering whether to use one of the M4/3 Olympuses or to use the full frame Sony A7.
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    What about Black Bess?
  7. The Bishop of Phlegm

    THIRD REFERENDUM

    The is a rampant rabbit in the draws somewhere and a stopcock under the sink but I have neither testicles or a penile appendage but why destroy certain peoples fantasies?
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    THIRD REFERENDUM

    And of course the media .. the BBC especially who are trying to manipulate rather than to report factually. Interesting that they are only reporting on leavers who they say have changed their minds and ignore remainers who might well now have become leavers.
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Wizz I have only just seen this. I will try to be gentle with this. I like you a lot Wizz, I really do but whatever you are looking for in me it simply isn't there there is no magic, no spark .. there really is nothing, I am just very, very ordinary.
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    BBC News website

    Today's offering .. "Nola" a "hero" muslim woman from Newcastle who is helping immigrants. 11 years old asylum seeker from Turkey playing a piano in a music shop, being a muslim and a lesbian, does the pride flag need black and brown stripes. Presumably heterosexual white folk are not doing anything positive?
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    BBC News website

    I wish I could give you a like for this Judge but I can't because the Norfolk Crybaby would complain.
  12. The Bishop of Phlegm

    The Past Did Not Exist

    So you have never heard of Black Douglas and The Black Prince or indeed The Black & Tans and The Black Watch?
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    Do you have any thoughts on last night's vote Judgie Babes?
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    Dr James Watson

    No not Sherlock's biographer .. but an elderly American Scientist who has been stripped of his well deserved honours at 90 years of age for suggesting that there is evidence that Africans in general might not be as intelligent as other races. Whilst he might well be wrong it is important that honest scientific study and debate is allowed to rationalise its findings. As an aside it might be of interest that the trajectory for the first US astronaut to go into orbit was computed by an African American woman, so there might be no simple answer.
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    Captain's send off

    The only thing I hate more than dogs are the fucking owners who let them run amok and shit everywhere.
  16. The Bishop of Phlegm

    Captain's send off

    Its never too late.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Prestatyn.
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    Captain's send off

  19. The Bishop of Phlegm

    Captain's send off

    But no sign of a Mr Cracking.
  20. The Bishop of Phlegm

    Captain's send off

    Except that I haven't got a cock and I don't stand on train platforms, and I doubt whether that bitch has worked a day in her life.
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    THIRD REFERENDUM

    Tessy has lost the vote by 230 .. now Catweasle has tabled a motion of no-confidence in Tessy.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    Just like Jeremy Bamber?
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    There is one cunt who should do just that Jump and shout Wizz!
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Frank is the best on here.
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    Captain's send off

    Feed them to the dogs.
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