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This stodgy evil yellow substance has got to be the devil's smegma. There are no words to describe how fucking ghastly this stuff tastes - like chewing earwax but 10 times worse. Some cunts even hide it in cakes, sculpt into apples or liquidize into a gay liqueur. Even the smell of the yellow peril is enough to induce dry heaving. Almondy cunt!

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