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Fuck the Lonely Planet Guide this is the Judge's Guide.These bastards have long memories and they have never forgiven us for Chamberlain selling them down the river in Munich. They hate us only slightly less than they hate the Germans.Their roads are appalling, their hotels shit and everywhere you turn there is pornography , knocking shops, nasty bent coppers, right dodgy geezers and some cunt looking to rip you off. Their beer is fucking good and fucking cheap but they charge you every time you want a piss. Oh, and these wankers don't use the Euro (officially). You can't slag them off for that but it makes it difficult when you are negotiating a price with a prozzy. I don't have that problem down Streatham High Road. If you are looking to buy pussy i would recommend US dollars , they go crazy for that currency. The Judge says--bunch of cunts--don't go there.