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The Bad Death of The Common Fly


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I've just sprayed a house fly with Raid. At least I think I sprayed a fly. It could have been Lawrence Olivier for all I know. On and bleeding on it went. It was akin to Kenneth Williams acting out the death of Caesar, just when you thought it was done for it would perk up again. In the end I decided it was best to just squash the cunt before it had a go at Bottoms rendition of Pyramus.

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