New Fucking Virus

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The UN's champing at the bit to tell us there's a new Trojan superbug ready to fuck us all. It's not particularly the suspected corporate revenue-thirsty agreement that undoubtedly allowed this to happen, more the suggestion that it was written by the cunts who bugged Iran's nuclear labs a few years ago. Coded purely for industrial espionage by the Israelis, it turns any computer into a listening device, can access webcams remotely and take screenshots as well as feed, access nearby bluetooth devices etc etc. So why don't they find the cunts and arrest them? Well, they're probably soon to generate a nice little round of consumerism and certainly a blip of public spending in this sociopolitico hiatus. At the expense of any or every cunt who owns or runs a computer. Now that the planet has reliable networks, we've become wholly reliant on them. There's only two things I've learned from the internet. Don't try and set yourself up as some kind of governing body and don't get your pants at Sainsburys.